“Alternative” Lyrics 463

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Suicide is Painless” by Johnny Mandel from M*A*S*H

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

The game of life is hard to play
I’m gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I’ll someday lay
So this is all I have to say

Suicide is painless (suicide)
It brings on many changes (changes)
And I can take or leave it if I please

The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn’t hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger
Watch it grin

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied oh why ask me?

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

And you can do the same thing if you please

“Alternative” Lyrics 462

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Hush, Little Baby” by Various

Hush, little Baby, don’t say a word,
Mama’s gonna buy you a Mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird don’t sing,
Mama’s gonna buy you a diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama’s gonna buy you a looking glass.

And if that looking glass gets broke,
Mama’s gonna buy you a billy goat,

And if that billy goat get cross,
Mama’s gonna buy you a rocking horse.

And if that rocking horse turns over,
Mama’s gonna buy you a dog named Rover.

And if that dog named Rover won’t bark,
Mama’s gonna buy you a horse and a cart.

And if that horse and cart fall down,
You’ll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

https://youtu.be/pCpskRXY2uw

“Alternative” Lyrics 461

Topic: Resistance; Donald J. Trump
“Beer for My Horses” by Toby Keith feat. Willie Nelson

Well a man come on the 6 o’clock news
Said somebody’s been shot, somebody’s been abused
Somebody blew up a building, somebody stole a car
Somebody got away, somebody didn’t get too far yeah

They didn’t get too far

Grandpappy told my pappy, back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he done
Take all the rope in Texas find a tall oak tree,
Round up all them bad boys hang them high in the street
For all the people to see

That justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys, you got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
And we’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds
Too much corruption, and crime in the streets
It’s time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground
Send ’em all to their maker and he’ll settle ’em down
You can bet he’ll set ’em down

‘Cause justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys, you got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the local saloon
And we’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

You know justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys, you got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
And we’ll all meet back at the local saloon
And we’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

https://youtu.be/o1JOFhfoAD4

Phony President

With Mr. Trump’s declaration that he will not honor his oath of office, you should contact your members of congress to have him removed from office. If you want help as to what to say, you make use what I did:

Dear Legislator:
With Mr. Donald J. Trump declaration of Article I, Section 9, Clause 8 of the U.S. Constitution as “phony,” he has demonstrated undisputable evidence that he cannot nor will not honor his oath of office to “faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of [his] Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.” Having stated he will not follow the supreme law of the country, he much be impeached and removed from office immediately.

Phony President

“Alternative” Lyrics 460

Topic: Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay” by the Z100 Morning Zoo

Yeah
We are on fire
We have desires
But one is that way
One backstreet boy is gay
But we don’t want to be mean
Since now he’s a queen
Don’t ask please
Which backstreet boy is gay?

Tell me who
Ain’t saying that it’s A.J
Tell me who ain’t saying that its Howie
Tell me who
I never wanna hear you say
Which backstreet boy is gay?

Now I can see him
He’s in women’s clothes
But he don’t need an IUD yeh
He likes Village People
He’s playing croquet
His dog is a Pekinese

He is on fire
His back perspires
Won’t say
(Won’t say)
(Won’t say)
WHO’S GAY

He’s always saying
Ain’t nothing but a buttache
Ain’t nothing but a fruitcake
I never wanna hear you say
(Never wanna hear you say)
Which one of us is gay?

Tell me who?
Ain’t saying that it’s Brian
(Woah)
Tell me who
Ain’t saying Nick or Kevin
Tell me who
He’s making up a soufflé
Which backstreet boy is gay?

Ok we’re all gay!

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