“Alternative” Lyrics 485

Topic: Trump Family; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Matt Gaetz; Jim Jordan
“Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep” by Bob Rivers

If you’re havin’ trouble with your barnyard friends
You’ve got a thing for ewes
Been countin’ sheep but you’re not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn
Stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don’t ring 976-Baaa
That kind of loves a crime! Hey,

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps braggin’ bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock
They’re all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece
Give them some peace.
Don’t be a barn door man! No.

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

If you’re havin’ trouble with your barnyard friends
You’ve got a thing for ewes
Been countin’ sheep but you’re not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Look at the flock
They’re all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece
Give them some peace.
Don’t be a barn door man! No.

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

Velcro gloves
Knee pads
Late-night dates

Done with sheep!

Warning signs
Electric fences
High Voltage!

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds

Don’t tell em what I’ve done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
done with sheep!
Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)

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