“Alternative” Lyrics 413

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Poultrygeist” by Calamari Safari from Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

You’re sitting at home and your stomach is bubbling
No food in the fridge and your hunger is growing
Ooo ooo ooo, what to do?

You hop in your car and drive straight to get drive through
Murder with fries is described as fast food
Ooo ooo ooo, la la la la la, you better run

‘Cause this is Poultrygeist, when the blood keeps spilling
This is Poultrygeist, where there’s lots of killing
You’ll be eaten alive by zombie chickens tonight
You’re all gonna die

How would you like to be baked and broiled?
Thrown in a pan to be fried in some oil?
Ooo ooo ooo, what to do?

You swallow it down with a smile on your face.
Little did you know there’s a curse on this place
Ooo ooo ooo, la la la la la, you better run

‘Cause this is Poultrygeist, when the blood keeps spilling
This is Poultrygeist, where there’s lots of killing
You’ll be eaten alive by zombie chickens tonight
You’re all gonna die

BRIDGE (Sax Solo)
You’ll be eaten alive by zombie chickens tonight
You’re all gonna die

So think twice, about where you eat
Think twice, about eating meat
Don’t kill, little baby chickens
Be nice, and try to find a brand new solution
Zombie chicken retribution
Poultrygeist! You’re all gonna die

Poultrygeist, when the blood keeps spilling
This is Poultrygeist, where there’s lots of killing
You’ll be eaten alive by zombie chickens tonight
You’re all gonna die
You’re all gonna die
You’re all gonna die
Woooooo
You’re all gonna die