Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Gaston (Reprise)” by Jesse Corti, Richard White and Chorus from Beauty and the Beast
Help! Someone help me!
Please! Please! I need your help!
He’s got her, he’s got her locked in the dungeon
Belle! We must go! Not a minute to lose!
Whoa! Slow down Maurice! Who’s got Belle locked in a dungeon?
A Beast! A horrible, monstrous Beast!
Is it a big Beast?
With a long, ugly snout?
And sharp, cruel fangs?
Yes, yes! Will you help me?
All right, old man We’ll help you out
You will? Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
[Maurice is expelled]
Crazy old Maurice!
He’s always good for a laugh
Crazy old Maurice Hmm crazy old Maurice Hmm
Lefou, I’m afraid I’ve been thinking
A dangerous pastime,
But that wacky old coot is Belle’s father,
And his sanity’s only “so-so”
Now the wheels in my head have been turning,
Since I looked at that loony old man
See, I promised myself I’d be married to Belle,
And right now I’m evolving a plan!
No! Would she?
Now I get it!
No one plots like Gaston,
Takes cheap shots like Gaston,
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
So his marriage we soon will be celebrating!
My, what a guy!
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