“Alternative” Lyrics 261

Topic: Mike Pompeo; Salmon bin Abdulaziz Al Saud; Donald J. Trump; Jamal Khashoggi
“Why, Wheatley, Why?” by BrainForce V

I’d awoken
From a coma
And I saw you hangin’ there

You had asked me
To try to speak to you
But I just jumped up in the air
Then we started shakin’
And I was so scared
But you led me safely from that room
And then you
Helped me disable
The deadly neurotoxin
That would have surely spelled my doom
So Wheatley,
Why’d you try to kill me?
After all that we’d been through!
Everything we’d done
Seemed like so much fun
But I just don’t know what happened
to you.

Well I remember
Those times we were together
When you weren’t totally insane.
Breakin’ windows
And solvin’ puzzles
My oh my, how things have changed!
So Wheatley,
Why’d you try to kill me?
After all that we’d been through!
Everything we’d done
Seemed like so much fun
But I just don’t know what happened
to you.

I never called you a moron
I never said you looked fat
I never claimed you were adopted
…or asked to buy me a hat
I only wanted to help you
‘Cause I thought that you’d help me
Then I found out you were as evil as evil can be…
Yeah!
(Guitar Solo)
You were my best friend
But you know it had to end
Because nothing gold can stay.
When you said that I’d die
I felt a tear drop in my eye
That’s when I started to say…

Wheatley,
Why’d you try to kill me?
After all that we’d been through!
Everything we’d done
Seemed like so much fun
But I just don’t know what happened to you.
Wheatley,
Why’d you make me kill you?
Shot you through a portal
To the moon!
You’re floatin’ ’round in space
And I just can’t replace
This Wheatley-sized hole
In my Heart.

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