“Alternative” Lyrics 71

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Roy Moore
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Luther Strange
“Oh My Darling, Clementine” by Percy Montrose

In a cavern, In a canyon,
Excavating for a mine,
Dwelt a miner forty-niner,
And his daughter Clementine.

Chorus:
Oh my darling, Oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine,
Thou are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry Clementine.

Light she was and like a fairy,
And her shoes were number nine;
Herring boxes, without topses,
Sandals were for Clementine.

Repeat chorus

Drove she ducklings to the water,
Every morning just at nine;
Hit her foot against a splinter,
Fell into the foaming brine.

Repeat chorus

Ruby lips above the water,
Blowing bubbles, soft and fine;
But Alas! I was no swimmer,
So I lost my Clementine.

Repeat chorus

How I missed her, how I missed her
How I missed my Clementine.
But I kissed her little sister,
I forgot my Clementine.

Repeat chorus