“Alternative” Lyrics 32

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“I’m a Nut” by Various

I’m an acorn, small and round
Lying on the cold, cold ground
Everybody steps on me
That is why I’m cracked you see

I’m a nut
I’m a nut
I’m a nut! I’m a nut!! I’m a nut!

Called myself on the telephone
Just to see if I was home
Asked me out for a little date
Picked me up at half past eight

I’m a nut
I’m a nut
I’m a nut! I’m a nut! I’m a nut!

Took myself to the movie show
Stayed too late and said, “Let’s go!”
Took my hand and lead me out
Drove me home and gave a shout

I’m a nut
I’m a nut
I’m a nut! I’m a nut! I’m a nut!