“Alternative” Lyrics 398

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Tertiary Topic: Department of Justice; Alexander Costa
“You Are a Pirate” by LazyTown

Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

Yar har fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

You are a pirate! (Yay!)

We got us a map (a map) to lead us to a hidden box
That’s all locked up with locks (with locks) and buried deep away
We’ll dig up the box (the box), we know it’s full of precious booty
Bust open the locks, and then we’ll say “hooray!”

Yar har fiddle-dee-dee
If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!

Weigh anchor!

Yar har fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Arr yarr ahoy and avast, dig at dirt and you dig at it fast!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate!

We’re sailing away (set sail), adventure waits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har) and run and jump all day (Yay)
We float on our boat (the boat) until its time to drop the anchor
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye) until we sail again!

Yar har fiddle-dee-dee
If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!

Land ho!

Yar har fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Yar har wind at your back lads, wherever you go!
Blue sky above and blue ocean below, you are a pirate!

You are a pirate!

https://youtu.be/i8ju_10NkGY

“Alternative” Lyrics 397

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Kim Jong Un; North Korea
“Runaround Sue” by Dion

Here’s my story it’s sad but true
It’s about a girl that I once knew
She took my love then ran around
With ev’ry single guy in town

Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady
Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady
Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady

I should have known it from the very start
This girl will leave me with a broken heart
Now listen people what I’m telling you
A-keep away from a Runaround sue

Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady
Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady
Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady gayp oh

I miss her lips and the smile on her face
The touch of her hair and this girl’s warm embrace
So if you don’t want to cry like I do
A-keep away from a Runaround Sue

She likes to travel round
She’ll love you but she’ll put you down
Now people let me put you wise
Sue goes out with other guys

Here’s the moral and the story
From the guy who knows
I fell in love and my love still grows
Ask any fool that she ever knew
They’ll say, keep away from a-runaround Sue

“Alternative” Lyrics 395

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“I’m Only Happy When It Rains” by Garbage

I’m only happy when it rains
I’m only happy when it’s complicated
And though I know you can’t appreciate it
I’m only happy when it rains

You know I love it when the news is bad
Why it feels so good to feel so sad?
I’m only happy when it rains

Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me

I’m only happy when it rains
I feel good when things are goin’ wrong
I only listen to sad, sad songs
I’m only happy when it rains

I only smile in the dark
My only comfort is the night gone black
I didn’t accidentally tell you that
I’m only happy when it rains
You’ll get the message by the time I’m through
When I complain about me and you
I’m only happy when it rains

Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me

You can keep me company
As long as you don’t care

I’m only happy when it rains
You want to hear about my new obsession?
I’m riding high upon a deep depression
I’m only happy when it rains

Pour some misery down on me
I’m only happy when it rains
Pour some misery down on me
I’m only happy when it rains
Pour some misery down on me
I’m only happy when it rains
Pour some misery down on me

[Repeat: x2]
I’m only happy when it rains
Pour some misery down on me
Pour some misery down on me
Pour some misery down on me
Pour some misery down on me

https://youtu.be/GpBFOJ3R0M4

“Alternative” Lyrics 393

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Immigration and Customs Enforcement
“Pop Goes the Weasel” by Various

All around the cobbler’s bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought ’twas all in fun
Pop — goes the weasel!
I’ve no time to wait and sigh,
No patience to wait ’til by and by.
So kiss me quick, I’m off, goodbye!
Pop — goes the weasel!

A penny for a spool of thread
A penny for a needle
That’s the way the money goes
Pop — goes the weasel!
You may try to sew and sew
And never make something regal
So roll it up and let it go
Pop — goes the weasel!

All around the cobbler’s bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought ’twas all in fun
Pop — goes the weasel!
Pop — goes the weasel!

“Alternative” Lyrics 392

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Resistance
“Birdhouse in Your Soul” by They Might Be Giants

I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend

But I am

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
It’s a simple message and I’m leaving out the whistles and bells
So the room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is blue canary one note spelled l-I-t-e
My story’s infinite
Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn’t rest

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

There’s a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
I’d be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts
Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels its always near

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

(And while you’re at it
Keep the nightlight on inside the
Birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you’re at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you’re at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

https://youtu.be/NhjSzjoU7OQ

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