“Alternative” Lyrics 405

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Jeffrey Epstein; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims; Republicans; Republican Party
“Barbie Girl” by Aqua

Hiya, Barbie
Hi, Ken!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure, Ken!
Jump in!

I’m a Barbie girl
In the Barbie world
Life in plastic
It’s fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination
Life is your creation

Come on, Barbie
Let’s go party!

I’m a Barbie girl
In the Barbie world
Life in plastic
It’s fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination
Life is your creation

I’m a blond
Bimbo girl
In a fantasy world
Dress me up
Make it tight
I’m your dolly

You’re my doll
Rock’n’roll
Feel the glamour in pink
Kiss me here
Touch me there
Hanky panky

You can touch
You can play
If you say, “I’m always yours.”

(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

I’m a Barbie girl
In the Barbie world
Life in plastic
It’s fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination
Life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let’s go party!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

Make me walk
Make me talk
Do whatever you please
I can act like a star
I can beg on my knees

Come jump in
Bimbo friend
Let us do it again
Hit the town
Fool around
Let’s go party

You can touch
You can play
If you say, “I’m always yours.”

You can touch
You can play
If you say, “I’m always yours.”

Come on, Barbie, let’s go party!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

I’m a Barbie girl
In the Barbie world
Life in plastic
It’s fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination
Life is your creation

I’m a Barbie girl
In the Barbie world
Life in plastic
It’s fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination
Life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let’s go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

Oh, I’m having so much fun!
Well, Barbie, we’re just getting started
Oh, I love you, Ken

“Alternative” Lyrics 403

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Republicans; Republican Party
“Wig in a Box” by the Polyphonic Spree from Hedwig and the Angry Inch

On nights like this
When the world’s a bit amiss
And the lights go down
Across the trailer park
I get down
I feel had
I feel on the verge of going mad
And then it’s time to punch the clock

I put on some make-up
Turn on the tape deck
And put the wig back on my head
Suddenly i’m miss midwest
Midnight checkout queen
Until i head home
And i put myself to bed

I look back on where i’m from
Look at the woman i’ve become
And the strangest things
Seem suddenly routine
I look up from my vermouth on the rocks
A gift-wrapped wig still in the box
Of towering velveteen.

I put on some make-up
Some lavern baker
And pull the wig down from the shelf
Suddenly i’m miss beehive 1963
Until i wake up
And turn back to myself

Some girls they got natural ease
They wear it any way they please
With their french flip curls
And perfumed magazines
Wear it up
Let it down
This is the best way that i’ve found
To be the best you’ve ever seen

I put on some make-up
And turn up the eight-track
I’m pulling the wig down from the shelf
Suddenly i’m miss farrah fawcett
From tv
Until i wake up
And turn back to myself

Shag, bi-level, bob
Dorothy hammil do,
Sausage curls, chicken wings
It’s all because of you
With your blow dried, feather back,
Toni home wave, too
Flip, fro, frizz, flop,
It’s all because of you
It’s all because of you
It’s all because of you

I put on some make-up
Turn up the eight-track
I’m pulling the wig down from the shelf
Suddenly i’m this punk rock star
Of stage and screen
And i ain’t never
I’m never turning back

“Alternative” Lyrics 402

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Shame” by Matchbox Twenty

What we learned here is love tastes bitter when it’s gone
Past yourself forget the light, things look dirty when it’s on
Funny how it comes to pass, that all the good slips away
And there’s no one around you can remember being good to you

Shame, shouldn’t try you, couldn’t step by you
And open up more
Shame, shame, shame

What we lost here is something better left alone
Second steps have been forgotten, will you tell me how they go
Set yourself, situate, like a fool try again
There’s no one around you can remember being good, for you so

Shame, shouldn’t try you, couldn’t step by you
And open up more
Shame, shame, shame

Shame, shouldn’t try you, couldn’t step by you
And open up more
Shame, shame, shame

We never thought we’d get so troubled
We could never think that much
It should never get this bad

So let the wind blow yah across a big floor
But there’s no one around who can tell us what we’re here for
Funny in a certain light, how we all seem to look the same
And there’s no one in life you can remember ever stood
For you, so

Shame, shouldn’t try you, couldn’t step by you
And open up more
Shame, shame, shame
Shame, shouldn’t try you, couldn’t step by you
And open up more
Shame, shame, shame

https://youtu.be/qX5E-I5PpPk

“Alternative” Lyrics 401

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Trump Family; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Time to Pretend” by MGMT

I’m feelin’ rough I’m feelin’ raw I’m in the prime of my life
Let’s make some music make some money find some models for wives
I’ll move to Paris, shoot some heroin and fuck with the stars
You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars

This is our decision to live fast and die young.
We’ve got the vision, now let’s have some fun.
Yeah it’s overwhelming, but what else can we do?
Get jobs in offices and wake up for the morning commute?

Forget about our mothers and our friends
We were fated to pretend.

I’ll miss the playgrounds and the animals and digging up worms
I’ll miss the comfort of my mother and the weight of the world
I’ll miss my sister, miss my father, miss my dog and my home
Yeah I’ll miss the boredom and the freedom and the time spent alone

But there is really nothing, nothing we can do
Love must be forgotten. life can always start up anew
The models will have children, we’ll get a divorce,
We’ll find some more models, everything must run its course

We’ll choke on our vomit and that will be the end
We were fated to pretend

Yeah yeah yeah

“Alternative” Lyrics 400

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Kim Jong Un; North Korea
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Wrapped Around” by Brad Paisley

Every day I clock out
And head straight to her house
We cuddle up on the couch
But it always ends the same ole way

I’m drivin’ home and it’s incredibly late
Somethin’s got to change, ’cause

I’ve been wrapped around her finger
Since the first time we went out
Every day, and every night she’s all I think about
I need that girl beside me
When the lights go out
I think it’s time to put a ring on the finger
I’m wrapped around

Went to the bank took out a loan
Went and bought the perfect stone
Called up her dad on the phone
I’m takin’ him to dinner Sunday night
I’ve never been so nervous in my life
I want to do this right, ’cause

I’ve been wrapped around her finger
Since the first time we went out
Every day, and every night she’s all I think about
I need that girl beside me
When the lights go out
I think it’s time to put a ring on the finger
I’m wrapped around

Yes sir I love her very much
I know it’s only been seven months
But that’s long enough, ’cause

I’ve been wrapped around her finger
Since the first time we went out
Every day, and every night she’s all I think about
I need that girl beside me
When the lights go out
I think it’s time to put a ring on the finger
I’m wrapped around

I think it’s time to put a ring on the finger
I’m wrapped around

https://youtu.be/Tbe9mCVYL54

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