“Alternative” 314

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
“Robot Hell” by Dan Castellaneta, John DiMaggio, Billy West, and Katey Sagal feat. Beastie Boys from Futurama

Robot Devil : We know all your sins, Bender, and for each one, we’ve prepared an agonizing, and ironic, punishment. Gentlemen?

[Music starts]

Bender: Aw, crap, singing. Mind if I smoke?

[singing starts]

Robot Devil : Cigars are evil, you won’t miss ’em,

We’ll find ways to simulate that smell,

What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a Panetela, here on level one of Robot Hell!

Robot Devil : Gambling’s wrong and so is cheating. So is forging phony IOU’s,

Let’s let lady luck decide, what type of torture’s justified.

I’m pit boss here on level two!

[He spins a wheel that Bender is strapped to. Luck decides to deep-fry Bender.]

Robot Devil : [speaking]: Ooh! Deep-fried robot!

[CUT TO… Bender is being dipped in what looks like boiling oil, the song has started up again]

Bender: [singing] Just tell me why!

Robot Devil : [singing] Please read this 55-page warrant.

Bender: There must be robots worse than I!

Robot Devil : We’ve checked around, there really aren’t.

Bender: Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks!

Robot Devil : You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!

Bender: Aw, don’t blame me,
Blame my upbringing!

[He steals Robot Devil ‘s wallet.]

Robot Devil : Please stop sinning while I’m singing!

[He rips off Benders arm]

Robot Devil : Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive!

[the song turns into a rap]

Beastie Boys: Hey, Bender, gonna make some noise, with your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys?

[record scratching]

Beastie Boys:That’s whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five!

[CUT TO… Fry and Leela sliding down an enormous slide, the regular tune returns to the song]

Fry: I don’t feel well…

Leela: It’s up to us to rescue him!

Fry: Maybe he likes it here in Hell…

Leela: It’s us who tempted him to sin!

Fry: Maybe he’s back at the motel?

Leela: Come on, Fry, don’t be scared,
I’m sure at least one of us will be spared,

So just sit back, enjoy the ride.

Fry: My ass has blisters from the slide!

Robot Devil: Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights,

publishing indecent magazines,

you’ll pay for every crime, knee-deep in electric slime,

you’ll suffer till the end of time, enduring tortures, most of which rhyme,

trapped forever here in Robot Hell!

[The Robot Devil tosses his hat away and stops singing]

Beelzebot : Of course, that’s just for starters.

“Alternative” Lyrics 312

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party
“Swamp Thing” by the Chameleons

I can already hear your tune
Calling me across the room
When the world and his wife are on my back again
Not enough pleasure, too much pain

When the world is too much with me
Please leave, just go away
I lose my mind completely
Please leave, just go now
In the side street something’s moving
Look around, look around
All around you walls are tumbling down
Stop staring at the ground

I can practically see your face
And another revolutionary falls from grace
Hear the thunder in your brain
Not enough sunshine, too much rain

When the light of life has gone
No change for the meter
And then the king of spivs will come
Selling blood by the liter
When nothing’s sacred anymore
When the demon’s knocking on your door
You’ll still be staring down at the floor

Not too many hours from this hour
So long
The storm comes
Or is it just another shower?

Picking up the pieces
Half alive in a nine-to-five
Vacant eyes
Is it any wonder?
Rhyme and scream at the TV screen
Close your eyes

Now the world is too much with me
Please leave, just go away
Before I lose my mind completely
Just leave, please go now
Now nothing’s sacred anymore
When the demon’s breaking down your door
You’ll still be staring down at the floor

Not too many hours from this hour
So long
The storm comes
Or is it just another shower?
Not too many hours from this hour
So long
Now the storm has come
Or is it just another shower?
Or is it just another shower?
Or is it just another shower?
Now the rain has come
Or is it just another shower?

“Alternative” Lyrics 311

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; Robert Mueller
Auxiliary Topic: Resistance
“The Waiting” by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Oh baby don’t it feel like heaven right now
Don’t it feel like somethin’ from a dream
Yeah I’ve never known nothing quite like this
Don’t it feel like tonight might never be again

Baby, we know better than to try and pretend
Baby no one could have ever told me ’bout this, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah

The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part

Well yeah I might have chased a couple of women around
All it ever got me was down
Yeah, then there were those that made me feel good
But never as good as I feel right now
Baby you’re the only one that’s ever known how
To make me want to live like I want to live now, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part

Oh, don’t let it kill you baby, don’t let it get to you
Don’t let ’em kill you baby, don’t let ’em get to you
I’ll be your breathin’ heart, I’ll be your cryin’ fool
Don’t let this go to far, don’t let it get to you

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part
Yeah, the waiting is the hardest part
Ooh
Is the hardest part
Ooh
Is the hardest part

“Alternative” Lyrics 308

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Robert Mueller; Resistance
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Come Around” by Papa Roach

In between a rock and a hard place
Tryna find your way through the dark days
But you don’t know how
You flip the world upside down
And right now, you don’t wanna show it
‘Cause you don’t think that anyone will notice
Until you tell someone
You’ll feel like you’re the only one

And everybody says they’re fine
But I know we’re not alright
Everybody says they’re fine
But I know we’re not alright

I know we’re not alright
It’s always darkest just before the light
I know your silence is a deadly sound
It’s never easy when you’re breaking down
But I’ll be there when you come around
(When you come around)

Face down in the days that we wasted
Tryna find our way through the mazes
We can wait this out
Or walk through that fire somehow
You tryna put together all the pieces
When you should turn around now and leave ’em
‘Cause you can lose your mind
Trying to live back in time

And everybody says they’re fine
But I know we’re not alright
Everybody says they’re fine
But I know we’re not alright

I know we’re not alright
It’s always darkest just before the light
I know your silence is a deadly sound
It’s never easy when you’re breaking down
But I’ll be there when you come around
When you come around, yeah

I know we’re not alright
It’s always darkest just before the light
I know your silence is a deadly sound
It’s never easy when you’re breaking down
But I’ll be there when you come around
When you come around

When you come around

https://youtu.be/TvrdpxUJlYA

“Alternative” 306

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Nancy Pelosi
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Robert Mueller
“Smooth” by Santana feat. Rob Thomas

Man, it’s a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun
Well, I hear you whispering in the words, to melt everyone
But you stay so cool

My muñequita, my Spanish Harlem, Monalisa
You’re my reason for reason
The step in my groove

And if you said this life ain’t good enough
I would give my world to lift you up
I could change my life to better suit your mood
Because you’re so smooth

And it’s just like the ocean under the moon
Oh, it’s the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin’ that can be so smooth, yeah
Give me your heart, make it real or else forget about it

But I’ll tell you one thing
If you would leave it would be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name calling me out
Out from the barrio
You hear my rhythm on your radio
You feel the turning of the world, so soft and slow
It’s turning you round and round

And if you said this life ain’t good enough
I would give my world to lift you up
I could change my life to better suit your mood
Because you’re so smooth

And it’s just like the ocean under the moon
Oh, it’s the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin’ that can be so smooth, yeah
Give me your heart, make it real or else forget about it

And it’s just like the ocean under the moon
Oh, it’s the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin’ that can be so smooth, yeah
Give me your heart, make it real or else forget about it

Or else forget about it
Or else forget about it
Let’s not forget about it
Give me your heart, make it real
Let’s not forget about it
Let’s not forget about it
Let’s not forget about it
Let’s not forget about it
Let’s not forget about it

https://youtu.be/6Whgn_iE5uc

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