Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia “Electric Love” by Megan Mullally, Kevin Kline, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, H. Jon Benjamin, Mark Proksch, Nora Smith, John Roberts, Larry Murphy, Dan Mintz, and Loren Bouchard from Bob’s Burgers
[Mr. Fischoeder] They say Thomas Edison He’s the man to get us Into this century And that man is me
[Gayle] They’ll say “Aw, Topsy!” At my autopsy And no one could be More shocked than me
[Mr. Fischoeder] But I never noticed the curve of her trunk
[Gayle] And I never noticed his electric junk
[Mr. Fischoeder and Gayle] We might just have found Electric love Electric love Electric love
Electric love (First he wanted to kill her off) Now they’ve found an electric love) Electric love (First he wanted to kill her off Now they’ve found an electric love) Fits like a glove
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia “There’s Something About Mary” by Jonathan Richman from There’s Something About Mary
His friends say stop whining, They’ve had enough of that. His friends would say stop pining, There’s others girls to look at.
They’ve tried to set him up with Tiffany and Indigo, But there’s something about Mary that they don’t know.
Mary, there’s just something about Mary. Well, his friends say, look life’s no fairy tale, That he should have some fun, he’s suffered long enough. Well, they may now about domestic and imported ale, But they don’t know a thing about love.
Well, his friends would say he’s dreaming And living in the past, But they’ve never fallen in love, So his friends need not be asked.
His friends would say be reasonable, His friends would say just let go, But there’s something about Mary that they don’t know.
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
Auxiliary Topic: Democrats; Robert Mueller; Donald J. Trump
“El Paso” by Marty Robbins
Out in the west Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Nighttime would fine me in Rosa’s Cantina,
Music would play and Felina would whirl.
Black as the night were the eyes of Felina,
Wicked and evil while casting a spell.
My love was strong for this Mexican maiden,
I was in love, but in vain I could tell.
One night a wild young cowboy came in, wild as the west Texas wind…
Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing,
With wicked Felina, the girl that I love.
So in anger I challenged his right for the love of this maiden;
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore.
My challenge was answered, in less than a heartbeat
The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor.
Just for a moment I stood there in silence,
Shocked by the foul evil deed I had done.
Many thoughts ran through my mind as I stood there;
I had but one chance and that was to run.
Out through the back door of rose’s I ran, out where the horses were tied
I picked a good one; he looked like he could run,
Up on his back and away I did ride.
Just as fast as I could from the west Texas town of El Paso,
Out through the badlands of New Mexico.
Back in El Paso my life would be worthless;
Everything’s gone in life nothing is left.
But it’s been so long since I’ve seen the young maiden,
My love is stronger that my fear of death.
I saddled up and away I did go, riding alone in the dark…
Maybe tomorrow a bullet may find me,
Tonight nothing’s worse than this pain in my heart.
And as last here I am on the hill overlooking El Paso,
I can see Rosa’s Cantina below.
My love is strong and it pushes me onward, down off the hill to Felina I go.
Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys,
Off to my left ride a dozen or more.
Shouting and shooting; I can’t let them catch me,
I’ve got to make it to rose’s back door.
Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
A deep burning pain in my side.
Though I am trying to stay in the saddle,
I’m getting weary, unable to ride.
But my love for
Felina is strong and I writhe where I’ve fallen.
Though I am weary, I can’t stop to rest
I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle,
I feel the bullet go deep in my chest.
From out of nowhere, Felina has found me,
Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side.
Cradled by two loving arms that I’ll die for,
One little kiss and Felina good-bye.
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
“Robot Hell” by Dan Castellaneta, John DiMaggio, Billy West, and Katey Sagal feat. Beastie Boys from Futurama
Robot Devil : We know all your sins, Bender, and for each one, we’ve prepared an agonizing, and ironic, punishment. Gentlemen?
[Music starts]
Bender: Aw, crap, singing. Mind if I smoke?
[singing starts]
Robot Devil : Cigars are evil, you won’t miss ’em,
We’ll find ways to simulate that smell,
What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a Panetela, here on level one of Robot Hell!
Robot Devil : Gambling’s wrong and so is cheating. So is forging phony IOU’s,
Let’s let lady luck decide, what type of torture’s justified.
I’m pit boss here on level two!
[He spins a wheel that Bender is strapped to. Luck decides to deep-fry Bender.]
Robot Devil : [speaking]: Ooh! Deep-fried robot!
[CUT TO… Bender is being dipped in what looks like boiling oil, the song has started up again]
Bender: [singing] Just tell me why!
Robot Devil : [singing] Please read this 55-page warrant.
Bender: There must be robots worse than I!
Robot Devil : We’ve checked around, there really aren’t.
Bender: Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks!
Robot Devil : You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!
Bender: Aw, don’t blame me,
Blame my upbringing!
[He steals Robot Devil ‘s wallet.]
Robot Devil : Please stop sinning while I’m singing!
[He rips off Benders arm]
Robot Devil : Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive!
[the song turns into a rap]
Beastie Boys: Hey, Bender, gonna make some noise, with your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys?
[record scratching]
Beastie Boys:That’s whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five!
[CUT TO… Fry and Leela sliding down an enormous slide, the regular tune returns to the song]
Fry: I don’t feel well…
Leela: It’s up to us to rescue him!
Fry: Maybe he likes it here in Hell…
Leela: It’s us who tempted him to sin!
Fry: Maybe he’s back at the motel?
Leela: Come on, Fry, don’t be scared,
I’m sure at least one of us will be spared,
So just sit back, enjoy the ride.
Fry: My ass has blisters from the slide!
Robot Devil: Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights,
publishing indecent magazines,
you’ll pay for every crime, knee-deep in electric slime,
you’ll suffer till the end of time, enduring tortures, most of which rhyme,
trapped forever here in Robot Hell!
[The Robot Devil tosses his hat away and stops singing]
Topic: Donald J. Trump “There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly” by Various
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly I don’t know why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she’ll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her She swallowed the spider to catch the fly I don’t know why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she’ll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird How absurd, to swallow a bird She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her She swallowed the spider to catch the fly I don’t know why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she’ll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat Imagine that, she swallowed a cat She swallowed the cat to catch the bird She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her She swallowed the spider to catch the fly I don’t know why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she’ll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog What a hog! To swallow a dog She swallowed the dog to catch the cat She swallowed the cat to catch the bird She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her She swallowed the spider to catch the fly I don’t know why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she’ll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a goat Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat She swallowed the goat to catch the dog She swallowed the dog to catch the cat She swallowed the cat to catch the bird She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her She swallowed the spider to catch the fly I don’t know why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she’ll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow I don’t know how she swallowed the cow She swallowed the cow to catch the goat She swallowed the goat to catch the dog She swallowed the dog to catch the cat She swallowed the cat to catch the bird She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her She swallowed the spider to catch the fly I don’t know why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she’ll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse She’s dead, of course.
Dark Side of Brian 