“Alternative” Lyrics 491

Topic:Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Evangelicals
“He’s a Tramp” by Peggy Lee from Lady and the Tramp

What a dog (x2)

He’s a tramp
But they love him
Breaks a new heart
Ev’ry day
He’s a tramp
They adore him
And I only hope
He’ll stay that way
He’s a tramp
He’s a scoundrel
He’s a rounder
He’s a cad
He’s a tramp
But I love him
Yes, even I
Have got it pretty bad

You can never tell
When he’ll show up
He gives you
Plenty of trouble
I guess he’s just a
No ‘count pup
But I wish that he
Were double

He’s a tramp
He’s a rover
And there’s nothing
More to say
If he’s a tramp
He’s a good one
And I wish that I
Could travel his way

Wish that I could travel his way (x2)

https://youtu.be/PzIkMaM5PFw

“Alternative” Lyrics 490

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Evangelicals
“Waltzing Matilda” by Various

Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his “Billy” boiled,
“You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me.”

Chorus:
Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda,
You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his “Billy” boiled,
“You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me.”

Down came a jumbuck to drink at that billabong,
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee,
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag,
“You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me.”

(Chorus)

Up rode the squatter, mounted on his thoroughbred.
Down came the troopers, one, two, and three.
“Whose is that jumbuck you’ve got in your tucker bag?
You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me.”

(Chorus)

Up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong.
“You’ll never catch me alive!” said he
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong:
“You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me.”

(Chorus)

“Alternative” Lyrics 489

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans;Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“How Far We’ve Come” by Matchbox Twenty

(Hello, hello, hello)

I’m waking up at the start of the end of the world,
But its feeling just like every other morning before,
Now I wonder what my life is going to mean if it’s gone,

The cars are moving like a half a mile an hour
And I started staring at the passengers who’re waving goodbye
Can you tell me what was ever really special about me all this time?

But I believe the world is burning to the ground
Oh well, I guess we’re gonna find out
Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ve come
Well I, believe, it all, is coming to an end
Oh well, I guess, we’re gonna pretend,
Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ve come

I think it turned ten o’clock but I don’t really know
Then I can’t remember caring for an hour or so
Started crying and I couldn’t stop myself
I started running but there’s no where to run to
I sat down on the street and took a look at myself
Said where you going man you know the world is headed for hell
Say your goodbyes if you’ve got someone you can say goodbye to

I believe the world is burning to the ground
Oh well, I guess, we’re gonna find out
Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ve come

Well I, believe, it all, is coming to an end
Oh well, I guess, we’re gonna pretend,
Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ve come

It’s gone gone, baby its all gone
There is no one on the corner and there’s no one at home
It was cool cool, it was just all cool
Now it’s over for me, and it’s over for you
Well its gone gone, baby its all gone
There is no one on the corner and there’s no one at home
Well it was cool cool, it was just all cool
Now it’s over for me, and it’s over for you

But I believe the world is burning to the ground
Oh well, I guess we’re gonna find out
Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ve come
Well I, believe, it all, is coming to an end
Oh well, I guess, we’re gonna pretend,
Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ve come

Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ve come

https://youtu.be/5d7EbtLb8ok

“Alternative” Lyrics 488

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims; Trump Family
“Daisy Bell” by Various

There is a flower within my heart, Daisy, Daisy!
Planted one day by a glancing dart,
Planted by Daisy Bell!
Whether she loves me or loves me not,
Sometimes it’s hard to tell;
Yet I am longing to share the lot
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!

CHORUS. (a little faster.)
Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer, do!
I’m half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won’t be a stylish marriage,
I can’t afford a carriage,
But you’ll look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two!

We will go “tandem” as man and wife, Daisy, Daisy!
“Ped’ling” away down the road of life, I and my Daisy Bell!
When the road’s dark we can both despise P’liceman and “lamps” as well;
There are “bright lights” in the dazzling eyes Of beautiful Daisy Bell!
(Chorus)

I will stand by you in “wheel” or woe, Daisy, Daisy!
You’ll be the bell(e) which I’ll ring you know! Sweet little Daisy Bell!
You’ll take the “lead” in each “trip” we take, Then if I don’t do well;
I will permit you to use the brake, My beautiful Daisy Bell!
(Chorus)

“Alternative” Lyrics 485

Topic: Trump Family; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Matt Gaetz; Jim Jordan
“Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep” by Bob Rivers

If you’re havin’ trouble with your barnyard friends
You’ve got a thing for ewes
Been countin’ sheep but you’re not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn
Stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don’t ring 976-Baaa
That kind of loves a crime! Hey,

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps braggin’ bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock
They’re all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece
Give them some peace.
Don’t be a barn door man! No.

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

If you’re havin’ trouble with your barnyard friends
You’ve got a thing for ewes
Been countin’ sheep but you’re not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Look at the flock
They’re all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece
Give them some peace.
Don’t be a barn door man! No.

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

Velcro gloves
Knee pads
Late-night dates

Done with sheep!

Warning signs
Electric fences
High Voltage!

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds

Don’t tell em what I’ve done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
done with sheep!
Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)

https://youtu.be/tdwBz7iT-wk

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