“Alternative” Lyrics 317

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
Auxiliary Topic: Democrats; Robert Mueller; Donald J. Trump
“El Paso” by Marty Robbins

Out in the west Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Nighttime would fine me in Rosa’s Cantina,
Music would play and Felina would whirl.

Black as the night were the eyes of Felina,
Wicked and evil while casting a spell.
My love was strong for this Mexican maiden,
I was in love, but in vain I could tell.

One night a wild young cowboy came in, wild as the west Texas wind…
Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing,
With wicked Felina, the girl that I love.

So in anger I challenged his right for the love of this maiden;
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore.
My challenge was answered, in less than a heartbeat
The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor.

Just for a moment I stood there in silence,
Shocked by the foul evil deed I had done.
Many thoughts ran through my mind as I stood there;
I had but one chance and that was to run.

Out through the back door of rose’s I ran, out where the horses were tied
I picked a good one; he looked like he could run,
Up on his back and away I did ride.

Just as fast as I could from the west Texas town of El Paso,
Out through the badlands of New Mexico.
Back in El Paso my life would be worthless;
Everything’s gone in life nothing is left.

But it’s been so long since I’ve seen the young maiden,
My love is stronger that my fear of death.
I saddled up and away I did go, riding alone in the dark…
Maybe tomorrow a bullet may find me,
Tonight nothing’s worse than this pain in my heart.

And as last here I am on the hill overlooking El Paso,
I can see Rosa’s Cantina below.
My love is strong and it pushes me onward, down off the hill to Felina I go.

Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys,
Off to my left ride a dozen or more.
Shouting and shooting; I can’t let them catch me,
I’ve got to make it to rose’s back door.

Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
A deep burning pain in my side.
Though I am trying to stay in the saddle,
I’m getting weary, unable to ride.
But my love for
Felina is strong and I writhe where I’ve fallen.
Though I am weary, I can’t stop to rest

I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle,
I feel the bullet go deep in my chest.
From out of nowhere, Felina has found me,
Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side.
Cradled by two loving arms that I’ll die for,
One little kiss and Felina good-bye.

“Alternative” Lyrics 316

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Republicans; Republican Party
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“I Don’t Care” by Angela Via

That boy is working you
Be careful what you do
They say he’s nothing
But trouble with an attitude

Well-meaning intervention
My friends with good intentions
Say if you don’t walk away,
Girl you must be crazy

They don’t see through these eyes
They don’t feel with this heart
They don’t know what it’s like
They’re not kissing your lips
They’re not touching like this
I feel the passion and the fire ignite me

[Chorus]
I don’t care what they say,
I don’t care what they do
They could lock me up forever,
Try to stop me loving you
They tried to keep Romeo and Juliet apart
Baby, doesn’t matter what they say
I only listen to my heart

I don’t care what they do
Nothings gonna stop me loving you
I don’t care what they say
I’m gonna love you anyway

Your body feels so right
Laying by my side
And if the world should end tonight
Baby I’ll be satisfied
I know you’re a better man
Sorry they don’t understand
You make me feel like I,
Like I’ve never felt before

[Chorus]

Nobody can tell me how to feel
Nobody can show me what is real
Words can’t change what I know is true
Nothing’s gonna stop me loving you

[Chorus]

“Alternative” Lyrics 315

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Republicans; Republican Party
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald Trump’s Administration
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Criminal” by Miguel

Got a mind full off TNT
I need a lunatic just like me
Paint the sky with a brush fire, yeah
Like la la la la, la

I got a mind like Colombine
Yeah, a vigilante I’m volatile uh
I pick and choose like duck duck goose
I’m close ties that you should cut loose

I just want someone that I can trust
Baby is that you, is that us?

I know it’s dicey
Oh, so good it feels criminal, ha
So it’s gotta be criminal, ha
The way I keep killing you
So dangerous
So good it feels criminal, ha
This shit it’s gotta be criminal, uh
The way I keep killing you

Plain as heaven call it nine eleven
She say, hello, how you such a blessing
I know, we’re too round now I’m finessing
Huh Just plead the fifth, if you ever questioned, girls

You see, I just want someone that I can trust
Baby is that you, is that us?

I know I’m dicey
Oh, so good it feels criminal, ha
So it’s gotta be criminal, ha
The way I keep killing you
So dangerous
So good it feels criminal uh
This shit it’s gotta be criminal, uh
The way I keep killing you

Conversations elevated when she fell in love
Sippin’ on her, say he did her like a dirty rug
Feeling played underpaid, like she was Matthew Paige
Every day she had to find a way to find a way
Self esteem is what emotions feed
Dry land and get the travel to seven seas
Kaepernick of my city lil homie take a knee
Taking you to places selfies get taken the least
Criminal thoughts, an angel in the flesh
It feels like we floating when we really having sex (yes)
Her words be so potent scribbled them on my chest
Motivation is morning shorty, and I confess
I’m holding you closest that’s till the day I rest
I gave her a hundred stuffed it all in her dress
Motion picture, we the young mobile niggas
Here’s a toast to the ones who knew us before the riches

Love like gun fire grand theft stolen motor
Fifty one fifty in Lola’s heart
Raging and reckless
She don’t know love at last
Someone that’s wanna stay, really with the getaway
Fifty one fifty in Lola’s heart
Who could stop us babe
The world is ours yeah

I just want someone that I can trust
Is that you, is that us?

I know I’m dicey
It’s so good it feels criminal yeah
She’s gotta be criminal uh
The way I keep killing you
So dangerous
So good it feels criminal, uh
This shit it’s gotta be criminal, uh
The way I keep killing you

Oh, my love

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
“Robot Hell” by Dan Castellaneta, John DiMaggio, Billy West, and Katey Sagal feat. Beastie Boys from Futurama

Robot Devil : We know all your sins, Bender, and for each one, we’ve prepared an agonizing, and ironic, punishment. Gentlemen?

[Music starts]

Bender: Aw, crap, singing. Mind if I smoke?

[singing starts]

Robot Devil : Cigars are evil, you won’t miss ’em,

We’ll find ways to simulate that smell,

What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a Panetela, here on level one of Robot Hell!

Robot Devil : Gambling’s wrong and so is cheating. So is forging phony IOU’s,

Let’s let lady luck decide, what type of torture’s justified.

I’m pit boss here on level two!

[He spins a wheel that Bender is strapped to. Luck decides to deep-fry Bender.]

Robot Devil : [speaking]: Ooh! Deep-fried robot!

[CUT TO… Bender is being dipped in what looks like boiling oil, the song has started up again]

Bender: [singing] Just tell me why!

Robot Devil : [singing] Please read this 55-page warrant.

Bender: There must be robots worse than I!

Robot Devil : We’ve checked around, there really aren’t.

Bender: Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks!

Robot Devil : You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!

Bender: Aw, don’t blame me,
Blame my upbringing!

[He steals Robot Devil ‘s wallet.]

Robot Devil : Please stop sinning while I’m singing!

[He rips off Benders arm]

Robot Devil : Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive!

[the song turns into a rap]

Beastie Boys: Hey, Bender, gonna make some noise, with your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys?

[record scratching]

Beastie Boys:That’s whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five!

[CUT TO… Fry and Leela sliding down an enormous slide, the regular tune returns to the song]

Fry: I don’t feel well…

Leela: It’s up to us to rescue him!

Fry: Maybe he likes it here in Hell…

Leela: It’s us who tempted him to sin!

Fry: Maybe he’s back at the motel?

Leela: Come on, Fry, don’t be scared,
I’m sure at least one of us will be spared,

So just sit back, enjoy the ride.

Fry: My ass has blisters from the slide!

Robot Devil: Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights,

publishing indecent magazines,

you’ll pay for every crime, knee-deep in electric slime,

you’ll suffer till the end of time, enduring tortures, most of which rhyme,

trapped forever here in Robot Hell!

[The Robot Devil tosses his hat away and stops singing]

Beelzebot : Of course, that’s just for starters.

“Alternative” Lyrics 313

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly” by Various

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird
How absurd, to swallow a bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog
What a hog! To swallow a dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow
I don’t know how she swallowed the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse
She’s dead, of course.

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