Topic: Donald J. Trump
“I’m a Nut” by Various

I’m an acorn, small and round
Lying on the cold, cold ground
Everybody steps on me
That is why I’m cracked you see

I’m a nut
I’m a nut
I’m a nut! I’m a nut!! I’m a nut!

Called myself on the telephone
Just to see if I was home
Asked me out for a little date
Picked me up at half past eight

I’m a nut
I’m a nut
I’m a nut! I’m a nut! I’m a nut!

Took myself to the movie show
Stayed too late and said, “Let’s go!”
Took my hand and lead me out
Drove me home and gave a shout

I’m a nut
I’m a nut
I’m a nut! I’m a nut! I’m a nut!

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Special” by Stephen Lynch

When I was a boy of ten, I had a very best friend
Ed was kind, with good intent
But just a little different

Oh, special Ed
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he’s not so bright instead
He’s a little bit special
Just a little bit special

We’d play tag, and he’d get hurt
I’d play soldier, he’d eat dirt
I liked math, and the spelling bee
Ed liked talking to a tree

Oh, special Ed
Mama dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he’s a little bit special
Just a little bit special

I ran track, hung out in malls
Ed ran headfirst into walls
I had girls, and lots of clothes
Ed had names for all his toes

Oh, special Ed
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he’s a piece of bread
Cause he’s a little bit special
Just a little bit

One day while talking to special Ed
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me that’s when I knew
That special Ed just made me special too

Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me Ed is fine
Yeah he’s a fucking Einstein

Oh, special Ed (and me)
Now we’re not right in the head (you see)
Now we’re not so bright instead
We’re a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That fucker Ed made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit special

(First video is a live recording with some additional lyrics)

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“They’re Coming to Take Me Away” by Napoleon XIV

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I’d go beserk

Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I’ve gone
Completely out of my mind

And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa
They’re coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right?
You know you laughed
I heard you laugh, you laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I’m utterly mad

And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa
They’re coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They’ll find you yet and when they do
They’ll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt

And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa
They’re coming to take me away ha-haaa ho-ho hee-hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats

And they’re coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa!