Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Republicans
“The Kids Aren’t Alright” by the Offspring
When we were young the future was so bright
The old neighborhood was so alive
And every kid on the whole damn street
Was gonna make it big and not be beat
Now the neighborhood’s cracked and torn
The kids are grown up but their lives are worn
How can one little street
Swallow so many lives
[Chorus]
Chances blown
Nothing’s free
Longing for what used to be
Still it’s hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams
Jamie had a chance, well she really did
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids
Mark still lives at home cause he’s got no job
He just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot
Jay committed suicide
Brandon OD’d and died
What the hell is going on
The cruelest dream, reality
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Politicians
“I Wouldn’t Buy a Used Car from Him” by Norma Jean
Yes it’s true that he and I were sweethearts
Now he’s about to steal your heart away
You’re asking me to tell you all I’ve known about him
And I have only one thing to say
I wouldn’t buy a used car from him
Don’t trust the man that’s every woman’s friend
Those kinds would always get you in the end
I wouldn’t buy a used car from him
You don’t hear a single word I tell you
I’m saying things your heart don’t care to know
But you’ll agree with me that it’s all over and done
He saw you come in and you’ll see him go
I wouldn’t buy a used car from him
Don’t trust the man that’s every woman’s friend
Those kinds would always get you in the end
I wouldn’t buy a used car from him
I wouldn’t buy a used car from him
Don’t trust the man that’s every woman’s friend
Those kinds would always get you in the end
I wouldn’t buy a used car from him
Topic: Donald J. Trump Jr.; Julian Assange; Wikileaks; Robert Mueller; Donald J. Trump; Trump Family
Auxiliary Topic: Republicans; Citizens of the United States of America
“Talk to Me” by Stephen Lynch
I came down to the breakfast table
Felt like I could die
I tried so hard, but wasn’t able
To look you in the eye
For I am feeling so much shame
Yes I have brought disgrace
Could tell I soiled my good name
By the look upon your face.
Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
If you could just forgive me, and talk to me, dad
Talk to me dad
I didn’t hear you enter, no I didn’t hear the door
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt to your brain is an image you despise
Like blood and guts and starving kids and Stevie Wonder’s eyes
Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
But I wouldn’t use those tissues; they’ve already been had
Talk to me dad
The look upon your face made my swollen glad diminish
So I said “could you close the door, I really wanna finish.”
Now daddy, I’m ashamed and I completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
Just because it was your bed, it’s not that bad
When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty
So it must be really creepy when you kid is pushing 30
But you cannot tell me, dad, you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack
Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
But I wouldn’t use those tissues, they’ve already been
Just because it was your bed it’s not that
Oh daddy, daddy, please forgive me, and talk to me, dad
Talk to me dad
