“Alternative” Lyrics 193

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Russia
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
Tertiary Topic: Resistance
“White Flag” by Dido

I know you think that I shouldn’t still love you
I’ll tell you that
But if I didn’t say it
Well, I’d still have felt it
Where’s the sense in that?

I promise I’m not trying to make your life harder
Or return to where we were

Well I will go down with this ship
And I won’t put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I’m in love and always will be

I know I left too much mess
And destruction to come back again
And I caused but nothing but trouble
I understand if you can’t talk to me again
And if you live by the rules of “It’s over”
Then I’m sure that that makes sense

Well I will go down with this ship
And I won’t put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I’m in love and always will be

And when we meet
As I’m sure we will
All that was then
Will be there still
I’ll let it pass
And hold my tongue
And you will think
That I’ve moved on

Well I will go down with this ship
And I won’t put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I’m in love and always will be

Well I will go down with this ship
And I won’t put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I’m in love and always will be

I will go down with this ship
And I won’t put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I’m in love and always will be

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“Alternative” Lyrics 192

Topic: Donald J. Trump; China; Canada; Mexico; European Union; Japan; India; Turkey; Russia

“The B-52’s Glove Slap” by the B-52’s from The Simpsons

The glove slap to a little ole face will get you satisfaction
Glove slap, baby (a-glove slap, baby)
Glove slap, baby, glove slap
Glove slap, I don’t take crap
Glove slap, shut your big yap

Glove slap, baby, glove slap
Glove, baby, that’s where it’s at
Yeah, glove, baby, give it a slap

Glove slap, baby, glove slap
Glove slap, I don’t take crap
Glove slap, shut your big yap
Glove slap, baby, glove slap

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“Alternative” Lyrics 191

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Sarah Huckabee Sanders; Politicians
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Liar, Liar” by the Castaways

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire

Ask me, baby, why I’m sad
You’ve been out all night, know you’ve been bad

Don’t tell me different, know it’s a lie
Come kill me, honey, see how I cry

Why must you hurt me, do what you do
Listen here, girl, can’t you see I love you
Make a little effort, try to be true
I’ll be happy, not so blue

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire

If you keep on tellin’ me those lies
Still goin’ out with other guys
There’ll come a day I’ll be gone
Take my advice, won’t be long

When that day comes, won’t be mad
Be free of you, but I’ll still be sad
In spite of your cheatin’, still love you so
I’ll be unhappy if I let you go

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire

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“Alternative” Lyrics 190

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Evangelicals
“Testify” by the Simpsons from The Simpsons

Satan, Eat My Shorts!

I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
What thou shalt not, I shalt did.
Neighbours cat I tried to neuter,
took a whizz on the school computer.

He took a whizz, oh yes he did!

But now I’ve changed, you can’t deny,
come on up – and testify!

Testify! Testify! Come on up and testify!
My hip’s misbehavin’!
Testify!
Got a nicotine craving!
Testify!
There’s a cramp in my glavin!
Testify!
Testify!

Testify!

Bart’s the boy of the hour,
he’s got the power!
So raise your voice and don’t be shy,
Test-a, test-a,
Test-a-fyyyyyyy!
Testify! Testify! Come on up and Testify!

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“Alternative” Lyrics 189

Topic: Donald J. Trump; North Korea
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Business Partners
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Quarternary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“She Hates Me” by Puddle of Mudd

Met a girl, thought she was grand
Fell in love, found out first hand
Went well for a week or two
Then it all came unglued

In a trap trip I can’t grip
Never thought I’d be the one who’d slip
Then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She fucking hates me
Trust she fucking hates me
La la la love
I tried too hard and she tore my feelings like I had none
And ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour
After that shit got sour
She took all I ever had
No sign of guilt
No feeling of bad, no

In a trapped trip I can’t grip
Never thought I’d be the one who’d slip
Then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She fucking hates me
Trust she fucking hates me
La la la love
I tried too hard and she tore my feelings like I had none
And ripped them away

That’s my story, as you see
Learned my lesson and so did she
Now it’s over and I’m glad
’cause I’m a fool for all I’ve said

She fucking hates me
Trust she fucking hates me
La la la love
I tried too hard and she tore my feelings like I had none
And ripped them away

La la la la la la la la la love
Trust la la la la la la la la la love
Trust (la la la la la la la la la love) And she tore my feelings like I had none
(Trust la la la la la la la la la love ) She fucking hates me

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