“Alternative” Lyrics 63

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family
“Lifestyles of the Not So Rich and Famous” by Tracy Byrd

Honey they’re bringin’ out a TV crew
They want to do a story ’bout me and you
They’ll be stringin’ up bright lights in the backyard
There’ll be cameras on their shoulders
We’ll be readin’ cue cards
Leave them long johns on the line
If the kids look dirty, that’ll be just fine

They’re gonna put us on
Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
They want to see us go hog wild
Over beans and barbecue
They want to see my Fairlane up on blocks
The holes in all our socks
Talkin’ ’bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Tell ’em bout your mama and the bowling league
Tell ’em bout junior and his baseball team
I’ll show ’em my nine point buck on the wall
I’ll blow a few times on my new duck call
Let ’em see ol’ blue how he sleeps all day
We’ll bring out the Elvis TV trays

They’re gonna put us on
Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
They want to see us go hog wild
Over beans and barbecue
They want to see my Fairlane up on blocks
The holes in all our socks
Talkin’ ’bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Yeah our idea of high class livin’
Is sittin’ on the porch on a cool night
Our Champagne and Caviar
Is an RC cola and a moon pie

I’m talkin’ ’bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

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“Alternative” Lyrics 62

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Republicans
“The Kids Aren’t Alright” by the Offspring

When we were young the future was so bright
The old neighborhood was so alive
And every kid on the whole damn street
Was gonna make it big and not be beat

Now the neighborhood’s cracked and torn
The kids are grown up but their lives are worn
How can one little street
Swallow so many lives

[Chorus]
Chances blown
Nothing’s free
Longing for what used to be
Still it’s hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams

Jamie had a chance, well she really did
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids
Mark still lives at home cause he’s got no job
He just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot

Jay committed suicide
Brandon OD’d and died
What the hell is going on
The cruelest dream, reality

[Chorus x2]

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“Alternative” Lyrics 61

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Politicians
“I Wouldn’t Buy a Used Car from Him” by Norma Jean

Yes it’s true that he and I were sweethearts
Now he’s about to steal your heart away
You’re asking me to tell you all I’ve known about him
And I have only one thing to say

I wouldn’t buy a used car from him
Don’t trust the man that’s every woman’s friend
Those kinds would always get you in the end
I wouldn’t buy a used car from him

You don’t hear a single word I tell you
I’m saying things your heart don’t care to know
But you’ll agree with me that it’s all over and done
He saw you come in and you’ll see him go

I wouldn’t buy a used car from him
Don’t trust the man that’s every woman’s friend
Those kinds would always get you in the end
I wouldn’t buy a used car from him

I wouldn’t buy a used car from him
Don’t trust the man that’s every woman’s friend
Those kinds would always get you in the end
I wouldn’t buy a used car from him

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“Alternative” Lyrics 60

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; United States of America
“Trashin’ the Camp” by Phil Collins and *NSYNC from Tarzan

Shooby doop dobby dop dobby doop dobby dah dah doo dap
Shooby doop dobby dop dobby doop dobby dah dah dobby op
Shooby doop dobby dop dobby doop dobby dah dah doo dap
Do bop she doo whoo

Shooby doop dobby dop dobby doop dobby dah dah doo dap
Shooby doop dobby dop dobby doop dobby dah dah dobby op
Shooby doop dobby dop dobby doop dobby dah dah doo dap
Do bop she doo whoo

Ooh, shooby doop dobby dop dobby doop dobby dah dah doo dap
Shooby doop dobby dop dobby doop dobby dah dah dobby op
Wap pap pada doo wa wa
Shooby doop dobby dop dobby doop dobby dah dah doo dap

Do bop she doo whoo
Do bop she doo whoo
Do bop she doo whoo, whoo
Do bop she doo whoo

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Alternative Lyrics 7

(Inspired by “Closing Time” by Semisonic)

“Indictment Time” by Brian Burwell
I would have loved to release an audio version of the song, however, I cannot find a karaoke version of “Closing Time” that does not have backup singers

Indictment time
Open investigations for all of the treason
Indictment time
Turn the heat up under every guilty paisan
Indictment time
One last chance for confession or finish your phony jeer
Indictment time
You won’t get to go home and you can’t stay here

I know who will want to take you down
I know who will want to take you down
I know who will want to take you down
Take you down

Indictment time
Time for you to go back to places you crawled out from
Indictment time
Visitor time is when your brothers and your sisters can come
So gather up your assets, and move out of mansions
I know you won’t find a friend

Indictment time
Your deceptive dealings have come to an obvious end

Yeah, I know who will want to take you down
I know who will want to take you down
I know who will want to take you down
Take you down

Indictment time
Time for you to go to the prison you will be from

I know who will want to take you down
I know who will want to take you down
I know who will want to take you down
Take you down

I know who will want to take you down
I know who will want to take you down
I know who will want to take you down
Take you down

Indictment time
Your deceptive dealings have come to an obvious end

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