Month: January 2019

“Alternative” Lyrics 299

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
“The Twist” by Chubby Checker

Come on baby let’s do the twist
Come on baby let’s do the twist
Take me by my little hand and go like this
Ee-oh twist baby baby twist

Oooh-yeah just like this
Come on little miss and do the twist
My daddy is sleepin’ and mama ain’t around
Yeah daddy is sleepin’ and mama ain’t around

We’re gonna twisty twisty twisty
‘Til we tear the house down
Come on and twist yeah baby twist
Oooh-yeah just like this

Come on little miss and do the twist
Yeah you should see my little Sis
You should see my my litlle Sis
She really knows how to rock

She knows how to twist
Come on and twist yeah baby twist
Oooh-yeah just like this
Come on little miss and do the twist

Yeah rock on now
Yeah twist on now
Twist

https://youtu.be/8fo6Hmh89ms

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“Alternative” Lyrics 298

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Alone Again (Naturally)” by Gilbert O’Sullivan

In a little while from now
If I’m not feeling any less sour
I promise myself to treat myself
And visit a nearby tower

And climbing to the top will throw myself off
In an effort to make it clear to whoever
What it’s like when you’re shattered
Left standing in the lurch at a church
Where people saying : “My God, that’s tough”
“She stood him up”
“No point in us remaining”
“We may as well go home”
As I did on my own
Alone again, naturally

To think that only yesterday
I was cheerful, bright and gay
Looking forward to who wouldn’t do
The role I was about to play ?
But as if to knock me down
Reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch
Cut me into little pieces
Leaving me to doubt
Talk about God in His mercy
Who if He really does exist
Why did He desert me ?
In my hour of need
I truly am indeed
Alone again, naturally

It seems to me that there are more hearts
Broken in the world that can’t be mended
Left unattended
What do we do? What do we do?

Alone again, naturally

Looking back over the years
And whatever else that appears
I remember I cried when my father died
Never wishing to hide the tears
And at sixty-five years old
My mother, God rest her soul
Couldn’t understand why the only man
She had ever loved had been taken
Leaving her to start with a heart so badly broken
Despite encouragement from me
No words were ever spoken
And when she passed away
I cried and cried all day
Alone again, naturally
Alone again, naturally

https://youtu.be/Fm4mcCjXW4k

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“Alternative” Lyrics 297

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Mitch McConnell; Republicans; Republican Party
“Where’s Your Mommy?” by Cledus T. Judd

Well I’m sittin here rockin our cute little baby
Tell me why you just won’t stop cryin’
My little souvenir from Dollywood last Valentine’s

Yeah I burped you twice sounded good
Did everything a father should
Read Barney and nursery rhymes
I guess your momma needs a girls night out every once in a while

I put on a brand new diaper baby
Huh huh don’t you wet it
Everything was going just fine
Till’s you threw up on me when I fed ya

Where’s your mommy
I’m going crazy
Call up a buddy
I need a friend
Cause I’m a new dad
Who don’t know what to do
When a tummy starts to rumblin
Your diaper’s droopin’
You won’t stop poopin’
Now I have stood all I can stand
Where’s your mommy little baby
You’ve got a dummy for a dad…

(spoken)
Shhh come on what’s wrong with you
Your tummy tummy tummy hurt you
Little pookie pookie pookie pookie
Quit cryin’ please…

Well…you’re still up past your bedtime baby
Huh huh…ain’t cha…Now I’ve about had it
I never knew what your momma went through
But I do now and I know
UH
I’m no good at it

Where’s your mommy
I’m going crazy
How’d you get muddy?
Where have you been?
It’s that dang doggie door
That you keep crawlin through
I’ll have to nail that thing shut again
You sure are screamin’
You must be teethin
I warmed your bottle
I burned my hand
Where’s your mommy little baby
You’ve got a dummy for a dad…

Here comes your mommy little baby
And your daddy sure is glad…

https://youtu.be/HZEFWg7YH30

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“Alternative” Lyrics 296

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
Auxiliary Topic: Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“Secret Agent Man” by Johnny Rivers from Secret Agent

There’s a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They giving you a number
And taken’ away your name

Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Oh, be careful what you say
Or you will give yourself away
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They giving you a number
And taken’ away your name

Swinging on the Riviera one day
And then later in the Bombay Alan next day
I know you let the wrong words slip
While kissing persuasive lips
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They giving you a number
And taken’ away your name

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“Alternative” Lyrics 295

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Robert Mueller
“East Bound and Down” by Jerry Reed from Smokey and the Bandit

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’
We gonna do what they say can’t be done
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I’m east bound, just watch ol’ bandit run

Keep your foot hard on the peddle, son, never mind them brakes
Let it all hang out ’cause we’ve got a run to make
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there’s beer in Texarkana
And we’ll bring it back no matter what it takes

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’
We gonna do what they say can’t be done
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I’m east bound, just watch ol’ bandit run

Old Smokey’s got them ears on, he’s hot on your trail
And he ain’t gonna rest ’til you’re in jail
So, you gotta dodge him, you gotta duck him
You gotta keep that diesel truckin’
Put that hammer down and give it hell

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’
We gonna do what they say can’t be done
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I’m east bound, just watch ol’ bandit run

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’
We gonna do what they say can’t be done
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I’m east bound, just watch ol’ bandit run
I’m east bound, just watch ol’ bandit run

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