“Alternative” Lyrics 304

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Nancy Pelosi
“Big Girls Don’t Cry” by the Four Seasons

Big girls don’t cry
Big girls don’t cry

Big girls don’t cry-yi-yi (they don’t cry)
Big girls don’t cry (who said they don’t cry?)

My girl said goodbye-yi-yi (my oh my)
My girl didn’t cry (I wonder why)

(Silly boy) told my girl we had to break up
(Silly boy) hoped that she would call my bluff
(Silly boy) then she said to my surprise
“Big girls don’t cry”

Big girls don’t cry-yi-yi (they don’t cry)
Big girls don’t cry (who said they don’t cry?)

(Maybe) I was cru-you-uel (I was cruel)
Baby I’m a fool (I’m such a fool)

(Silly girl) “Shame on you” your mama said
(Silly girl) “Shame on you, you’re cryin’ in bed”
(Silly girl) “Shame on you, you told me lies”
Big girls do cry

Big girls don’t cr-yi-yi (they don’t cry)
Big girls don’t cry (that’s just an alibi)
Big girls don’t cry
Big girls don’t cry
Big girls don’t cry
Big girls don’t cry
Big girls don’t cry

https://youtu.be/pbQpjEyavWU

“Alternative” Lyrics 302

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Michael Cohen; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“Scene Three: Stomach Tied in Knots” by Sleeping with Sirens

Oh, my stomach’s tied in knots
I’m afraid of what I’ll find if you want to talk tonight
Oh oh
See the problem isn’t you, it’s me I know

I can tell, I’ve seen it time after time

And I’ll push you away
I get so afraid, oh no

And I can’t live without you now, oh oh
I can’t even live with myself, oh oh oh
I can’t live without you now, oh oh
And I don’t want nobody else, oh oh oh

I only have myself to blame
But do you think we can start again
‘Cause I can’t live without you

Oh, my stomach’s tied in knots
I’m afraid of what I’ll find if I can see you with him tonight
Oooo oooo
See problem isn’t you, it’s me I know
I do this every single time
I’ll push you away
Oh, I get so afraid, oh no

And I can’t live without you now, oh oh
I can’t even live with myself, oh oh oh
I can’t live without you now, oh oh
And I don’t want nobody else, oh oh oh

I only have myself to blame
But do you think we can start again
I only have myself to blame
But do you think we can start again
I only have myself to blame
But do you think we can start again
I only have myself to blame
Let’s start again
Let’s start again

I can’t live without you
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh

And I can’t live without you now, oh oh
I can’t even live with myself, oh oh oh
I can’t live without you now, oh oh
And I don’t want nobody else, oh oh oh

‘Cause I can’t live without you now, oh oh
I can’t even live with myself, oh oh
And I can’t live without you now, oh oh
‘Cause I don’t want nobody else
Nobody else, nobody else
I can’t live without you, oh oh

https://youtu.be/jV_snItaqkQ

“Alternative” Lyrics 301

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Lindsay Graham; Republicans; Republican Party
“Don’t Whiz on the Electric Fence” by Unknown from The Ren & Stimpy Show

When nature’s callin’
Don’t be stallin’
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don’t whiz on the electric fence

If you’re gonna explode
You can use the commode
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don’t whiz on the electric fence

You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That’s why it is there
(Toilet flushing)

You can let it rain
In the breakdown lane
While waving at ladies and gents
Just don’t whiz on…
Don’t whiz on
Don’t whiz on the electric fence.

No! No! No! No! Wiiiiizzzzz!

laughing
(electric sounds)

“Alternative” Lyrics 300

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Economy
“Let’s Twist Again” by Chubby Checker

Come on everybody clap your hands
Now you’re looking good
I’m gonna sing my song and you won’t take long
We gotta do the twist and it goes like this

[Chorus]
Come on let’s twist again like we did last summer
Yea, let’s twist again like we did last year
Do you remember when things were really hummin’
Yea, let’s twist again, twistin’ time is here

Yeah round ‘n around ‘n up ‘n down we go again
Oh baby make me know you love me so then
Come on let’s twist again like we did last summer
Yea, let’s twist again, twistin’ time is here

[Chorus]

Yeah round ‘n around ‘n up ‘n down we go again
Oh baby make me know you love me so then
Come on let’s twist again like we did last summer
Yea, let’s twist again, twistin’ time is here

https://youtu.be/ZWdCURKBRGk

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