Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Runaway Train” by Soul Asylum

Call you up in the middle of the night
Like a firefly without a light
You were there like a slow torch burning
I was a key that could use a little turning

So tired that I couldn’t even sleep
So many secrets I couldn’t keep
Promised myself I wouldn’t weep
One more promise I couldn’t keep

It seems no one can help me now
I’m in too deep
There’s no way out
This time I have really led myself astray

Runaway train never going back
Wrong way on a one way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I’m neither here nor there

Can you help me remember how to smile
Make it somehow all seem worthwhile
How on earth did I get so jaded
Life’s mystery seems so faded

I can go where no one else can go
I know what no one else knows
Here I am just drownin’ in the rain
With a ticket for a runaway train

Everything is cut and dry
Day and night, earth and sky
Somehow I just don’t believe it

Runaway train never going back
Wrong way on a one way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I’m neither here nor there

Bought a ticket for a runaway train
Like a madman laughin’ at the rain
Little out of touch, little insane
Just easier than dealing with the pain

Runaway train never comin’ back
Wrong way on a one way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I’m neither here nor there

Runaway train never comin’ back
Runaway train tearin’ up the track
Runaway train burnin’ in my veins
Runaway but it always seems the same

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Blame It on Your Heart” by Patty Loveless

You’ve got a thing or two to learn about me baby
‘Cause I ain’t taking it no more and I don’t mean maybe
You don’t know right from wrong
Well the love we had is gone
So blame it on your lying, cheating, cold dead beating,
Two-timing and double dealing
Mean mistreating, loving heart

Well all I wanted was to be your one and only
And all I ever got from you was being lonely
Now that dream is laid to rest
‘Cause you have failed the test
So blame it on your lying, cheating, cold dead beating,
Two-timing and double dealing
Mean mistreating, loving heart

Are you headed for a heartache, oh yeah
Gonna get a bad break, oh yeah
You made a bad mistake, oh yeah
Well, you’re never gonna find another love like mine
Someone’s gonna do you like you done me honey
And when she does you like she’ll do you, it ain’t funny
You need some sympathy
But don’t be calling me
Hey blame it on your lying, cheating, cold dead beating
Two-timing and double dealing
Mean mistreating, loving heart

Are you heading for a heartache, oh yeah
Gonna get a bad break, oh yeah
You made a bad mistake, oh yeah
Well, you’re never gonna find another love like mine
Someone’s gonna do you like you done me honey
And when she does you like she’ll do you, it ain’t funny
You’ll need some sympathy
But don’t be calling me
Hey blame it on your lying, cheating, cold dead beating
Two-timing and double dealing
Mean mistreating, loving heart

Yeah blame it on your lying, cheating, cold dead beating,
Two-timing and double dealing
Mean mistreating, loving heart

https://youtu.be/V15tYu7D1zs

Topic: Donald Trump
“15 Minutes of Shame” by Kristy Lee Cook

Yeah,
This song is about you!
I’m giving you more than fair warnin’
Right now on your radio!

Everybody’s gonna hear
All the things that you did
That you don’t want the world to know!

I’m spillin’ the beans,
I’m shouttin’ it out!
Yeah, you’re gonna be sorry now!

[Chorus]
Every single lie you told
I’m tellin!
Every promise that you broke
I’m rattin’ you out!
Every girl in this world’s gonna know your name!
And I hope you enjoy your 15 minutes of shame!

Yeah!
Oh-oh!

Hey,
You’re lookin’ nervous!
Now that your double talkin’ has caught back up with you!

Stick to your alibi!
Don’t try to deny it,
When I reveal the truth!

Sure, you’re pretty good,
At workin’ a line.
But it’s all just a matter of time!

[Chorus]

Shame, shame, shame on you!
Look who’s lookin’ like a fool!
Now!

Blame, blame, blame yourself!
Won’t be foolin’ no one else!
Anymore

[Chorus]

Yeah-yeah!
Ooh-ooh!

Your fifteen minutes of shame, shame, shame!

Uh… huh…

Your fifteen minutes of sha-a-ame!

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Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Then What” by Clay Walker

Well I’ve got a good friend who’s got a good life
He’s got two pretty children and a real nice wife
Yet he never seemed quite satisfied
Well I said I know what’s on your mind
But you’d better think about it ‘for you cross that line
The grass ain’t always greener on the other side

Then what?
Whatcha gonna do when the new wears off and the old shines through?
And it ain’t really love and it ain’t really lust?
You ain’t anybody anyone’s gonna trust?
Then what?
Where you gonna turn when you can’t turn back for the bridges you’ve burned?
And fate can’t wait to kick you in the butt?
Then what?
Whoa-ho then what?

Well I ain’t saying that I’m looking to crime
I’ve done my share from time to time
That don’t mean that you gotta take that leap
When you’re standing on the brink
Before you jump you gotta step back and think
There’s a price for every promise you don’t keep

Whoa
Then what?
Whatcha gonna do when the new wears off and the old shines through?
And it ain’t really love and it ain’t really lust?
You ain’t anybody anybody’s gonna trust?
Then what?
Where you gonna turn when you can’t turn back for the bridges you’ve burned?
And fate can’t wait to kick you in the butt?
Then what?
Whoa-ho then what?

Do what you want do what you wish
It’s your life but remember this
There’s bound to be some consequences sneaking under other fences

Whoa
Then what?
Whatcha gonna do when the new wears off and the old shines through?
And it ain’t really love and it ain’t really lust?
You ain’t anybody anybody’s gonna trust?
Then what?
Where you gonna turn when you can’t turn back for the bridges you’ve burned?
And fate can’t wait to kick you in the butt?
Then what?
Whoa-ho then what?
Yo man!

https://youtu.be/RriwQbiLJNA