Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Republicans; Republican Party
Auxiliary Topic: United States of America; Russia
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Mike Pence; Republicans; Pro-life Advocates
Quaternary Topic: Mass Shootings; Children
Quinary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Mass Murderers
Senary Topic: Environment; Economy
Septenary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
“Star Trekkin'” by Unknown; originally preformed by the Firm

Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
Boldly going forward ‘cuz we can’t find reverse.

Lt. Uhura, report.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Analysis, Mr. Spock
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can’t find reverse.

Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
It’s worse than that he’s dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim;
it’s worse than that he’s dead Jim, dead Jim, dead.

It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

It’s worse than that he’s dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim;
It’s worse than that he’s dead Jim, dead Jim, dead.

Well, It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape ’em off, Jim.

Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse!

Engine Room, Mr. Scott:
Ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
Ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.

Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
We come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty beam me up!

It’s worse than that he’s dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim;
It’s worse than that, he’s dead Jim, dead Jim, dead.

Well, it’s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow ahhhhh!

Ye canna change the script Jim.
Och, #!& Jimmy.

It’s worse than that it’s physics, Jim.

Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.

Och, if I give it any more she’ll blow, Cap’n!

Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
Boldly going forward, ‘cuz we can’t find reverse.

Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can’t find reverse.