Tag: Trump Family

“Alternative” Lyrics 70

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Politicians
“Celebrity” by Brad Paisley

Someday I’m gonna be famous, do I have talent well no
These days you don’t really need it thanks to reality shows
Can’t wait to date a supermodel, can’t wait to sue my dad
Can’t wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab

‘Cause when you’re a celebrity
It’s adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you’re cool
Just ’cause you’re on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my latte isn’t just how I like it
When they say I’ve gone insane
I’ll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity

I’ll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don’t go my way
And I’ll get community service no matter which law I break
I’ll make the supermarket tabloids, they’ll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up

‘Cause when you’re a celebrity
It adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you’re cool
Just ’cause you’re on TV
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I’ll blame it on the fame
And say it’s just so tough
Being a celebrity

So let’s hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of the fun and the sun
We’ll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hey hey Hollywood here we come

‘Cause when you’re a celebrity
It adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you’re cool
Just ’cause you’re on TV

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“Alternative” Lyrics 63

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family
“Lifestyles of the Not So Rich and Famous” by Tracy Byrd

Honey they’re bringin’ out a TV crew
They want to do a story ’bout me and you
They’ll be stringin’ up bright lights in the backyard
There’ll be cameras on their shoulders
We’ll be readin’ cue cards
Leave them long johns on the line
If the kids look dirty, that’ll be just fine

They’re gonna put us on
Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
They want to see us go hog wild
Over beans and barbecue
They want to see my Fairlane up on blocks
The holes in all our socks
Talkin’ ’bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Tell ’em bout your mama and the bowling league
Tell ’em bout junior and his baseball team
I’ll show ’em my nine point buck on the wall
I’ll blow a few times on my new duck call
Let ’em see ol’ blue how he sleeps all day
We’ll bring out the Elvis TV trays

They’re gonna put us on
Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
They want to see us go hog wild
Over beans and barbecue
They want to see my Fairlane up on blocks
The holes in all our socks
Talkin’ ’bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Yeah our idea of high class livin’
Is sittin’ on the porch on a cool night
Our Champagne and Caviar
Is an RC cola and a moon pie

I’m talkin’ ’bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

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“Alternative” Lyrics 62

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Republicans
“The Kids Aren’t Alright” by the Offspring

When we were young the future was so bright
The old neighborhood was so alive
And every kid on the whole damn street
Was gonna make it big and not be beat

Now the neighborhood’s cracked and torn
The kids are grown up but their lives are worn
How can one little street
Swallow so many lives

[Chorus]
Chances blown
Nothing’s free
Longing for what used to be
Still it’s hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams

Jamie had a chance, well she really did
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids
Mark still lives at home cause he’s got no job
He just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot

Jay committed suicide
Brandon OD’d and died
What the hell is going on
The cruelest dream, reality

[Chorus x2]

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“Alternative” Lyrics 58

Topic: Donald J. Trump Jr.; Julian Assange; Wikileaks; Robert Mueller; Donald J. Trump; Trump Family
Auxiliary Topic: Republicans; Citizens of the United States of America
“Talk to Me” by Stephen Lynch

I came down to the breakfast table
Felt like I could die
I tried so hard, but wasn’t able
To look you in the eye
For I am feeling so much shame
Yes I have brought disgrace
Could tell I soiled my good name
By the look upon your face.

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
If you could just forgive me, and talk to me, dad
Talk to me dad

I didn’t hear you enter, no I didn’t hear the door
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt to your brain is an image you despise
Like blood and guts and starving kids and Stevie Wonder’s eyes

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
But I wouldn’t use those tissues; they’ve already been had
Talk to me dad

The look upon your face made my swollen glad diminish
So I said “could you close the door, I really wanna finish.”
Now daddy, I’m ashamed and I completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
Just because it was your bed, it’s not that bad

When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty
So it must be really creepy when you kid is pushing 30
But you cannot tell me, dad, you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
But I wouldn’t use those tissues, they’ve already been
Just because it was your bed it’s not that
Oh daddy, daddy, please forgive me, and talk to me, dad
Talk to me dad

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“Alternative” Lyrics 53

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Paul Manafort; Rick Gates; George Papadopoulos; Scott Pruitt; Republicans
Auxiliary Topic: Environment (e.g. clean air)
“Too Much Fun” by Daryle Singletary

Blue lights flashing in my rear view
The sheriff said, “Boy I should’ve known it was you
You got fourteen people in the back of this truck
I warned you twice and now I’m writing you up”
I said “Officer, what have I done?”
He smiled and said, “Boy you’re having too much fun”

Too much fun, what’s that mean?
It’s like too much money, there’s no such thing
It’s like a girl too pretty with too much class
Being too lucky, a car too fast
No matter what they say, I’ve done
But I ain’t never had too much fun

There was a fight Friday night at the stumble inn
Me and ‘ole Harley just had to join in
Next thing you know we were both seeing stars
They threw us out, closed down the bar
I said, “The Long Branch is open the night’s still young
And we ain’t never had too much fun”

Too much fun, what’s that mean?
It’s like too much money, there’s no such thing
It’s like a girl too pretty with too much class
Being too lucky, a car too fast
No matter what they say, I’ve done
But I ain’t never had too much fun

I’m a holly terror, a tornado
Wind me up, turn me loose and let me go

Too much fun, what’s that mean?
It’s like too much money, there’s no such thing
It’s like a girl too pretty with too much class
Being too lucky, a car too fast
No matter what they say, I’ve done
But I ain’t never had too much fun

No matter what they say, I’ve done
‘Cause I ain’t never had to much fun
Give me the reigns and let me run
‘Cause I ain’t never had to much fun

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