Here’s a special dedication to Donald J. Trump, Trump Family, Republicans, and others who aren’t loyal to the US.
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Topic: Robert Mueller; Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party
“The Battle of Jericho” by Various
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
Jericho, Jericho,
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
And the walls came tumbling down!
You may talk about your King of Gideon,
You may talk about your men of Saul,
But there’s none like good old Joshua
And the battle of Jericho!
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
Jericho, Jericho,
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
And the walls came tumbling down!
Up to the walls of Jericho
He marched with spear in hand;
“Go blow them ram horns,” Joshua cried,
“Cause the battle is in my hand.”
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
Jericho, Jericho,
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
And the walls came tumbling down!
Then the lamb, ram,
Sheep horns began to blow,
Trumpets began to sound,
Joshua commanded the children to shout
And the walls came tumbling down!
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
Jericho, Jericho,
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
And the walls came tumbling down!
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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“You Can’t Get to Heaven on Roller Skates” by Betty Johnson
Oh, you can’t get to Heaven
(Oh, you can’t get to Heaven)
On roller skates
(On roller skates)
You gotta work your way
(Gotta work your way)
To the pearly gates
(Those pearly gates)
Oh, you can’t get to Heaven
On roller skates
Gotta work your way
To the pearly gates
And you gotta believe
If you wanna get in
[Chorus:]
Yes, you gotta believe
Believe, believe
Oh, you gotta believe
Believe, believe
Oh, you gotta believe
If you wanna get in
Oh, you can’t get to Heaven
(Oh, you can’t get to Heaven)
With powder and paint
(With powder and paint)
‘Cause it makes you look
(Cause it makes you look)
Like what you ain’t
(Like what you ain’t)
Oh, you can’t get to Heaven
With powder and paint
‘Cause it makes you look
Like what you ain’t
Oh, you gotta believe
If you wanna get in
[Repeat chorus]
Oh, you can’t get to Heaven
(Oh, you can’t get to Heaven)
With a pot of gold
(With a pot of gold)
‘Cause nothing up there
(Cause nothing up there)
Is bought and sold
(Is bought and sold)
Oh, you can’t get to Heaven
With a pot of gold
‘Cause nothing up there
Is bought and sold
Oh, you gotta believe
Oh, if you wanna get in
Oh, you can’t get to Heaven
(Oh, you can’t get to Heaven)
On roller skates
(On roller skates)
You gotta work your way
(Gotta work your way)
To the pearly gates
(To the pearly gates)
Oh, you can’t get to Heaven
On roller skates
Gotta work your way
To the pearly gates
And you gotta believe
If you wanna get in
[Repeat chorus]
(If you wanna get in)
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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family, Republicans; Republican Party
“Bills, Bills, Bills” by Destiny’s Child
At first we started out real cool
Taking me places I ain’t never been
But now, you’re getting comfortable
Ain’t doing those things you did no more
You’re slowly making me pay for
Things your money should be handling
And now you ask to use my car
Drive it all day and don’t fill up the tank
And you have the audacity to even come and step to me
Ask to hold some money from me until
You get your check next week
You trifling
(Good for nothing type of brother)
Silly me
(Why haven’t I found another)
(A baller), when times get hard need someone to help me out
(Instead of) a scrub like you who don’t know what a man’s about
Can you pay my bills
Can you pay my telephone bills
Can you pay my automo-bills
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don’t think you do
So, you and me are through
Can you pay my bills
Can you pay my telephone bills
Can you pay my automo-bills
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don’t think you do
So, you and me are through
Now you’ve been maxing out my cards
Giving me bad credit buying me gifts with my
Own ends
Haven’t paid the first bill
But you’re steady heading to the mall
Going on shopping sprees perpetrating to your friends that you be balling
And then you use my cell phone
Calling whoever that you think at home
And then when the bill comes all of a sudden you be acting dumb
Don’t know where none of these calls come from
When your mama’s number’s here more than once
Can you pay my bills
Can you pay my telephone bills
Can you pay my automo-bills
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don’t think you do
So, you and me are through
Can you pay my bills
Can you pay my telephone bills
Can you pay my automo-bills
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don’t think you do
So, you and me are through
Can you pay my bills
Can you pay my telephone bills
Can you pay my automo-bills
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don’t think you do
So, you and me are through
Can you pay my bills
Can you pay my telephone bills
Can you pay my automo-bills
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don’t think you do
So, you and me are through
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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald Trump Jr.; Ivanka Trump; Eric Trump; Trump Family; Cyrus Vance Jr.; Pam Bondi; Lord (not referring to Him); Vladimir Putin
“Daddy Did His Best” by Dolly Parton and Porter Wagoner
I remember when my daddy worked all day for just a dollar
And he never saved a penny, but at least the bills were paid
I’ve never seen a man work half as hard
And come home half as tired
Then give the Lord a tenth of all he made
Daddy said I’m making payments on a mansion
And so many times, he’s told me this old world is not his home
And he told me he’d been promised he’d receive a fair reward
Daddy did the best he could then left the rest up to the Lord
Now I’ve never seen a man that had more reason for complaining
But he’d smiled at me explaining how he never walked alone
When they called me to his death bed
I remember how my daddy just looked up
And smiled and said I’m going home
Daddy said I’m making payments on a mansion
And so many times, he’s told me this old world is not his home
And he told me he’d been promised he’d receive a fair reward
Daddy did the best he could then left the rest up to the Lord
Since my daddy left this world for one much better
I’ve been watching people worrying more
Working for the things they can’t afford
In a world that’s filled with problems
No one’s ever found the answers
To the things my daddy left up to the Lord
Daddy said I’m making payments on a mansion
And so many times, he’s told me this old world is not his home
And he told me he’d been promised he’d receive a fair reward
Daddy did the best he could then left the rest up to the Lord
Dark Side of Brian 