Tag: Robert Mueller

“Alternative” Lyrics 73

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Trump Family; Republicans; Robert Mueller
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Politicians; Vladimir Putin
“Take the Money and Run” by the Steve Miller Band

Hoo-hoo
This is a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue
Two young lovers with nothin’ better to do
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose
They headed down to, ooh, old El Paso
That’s where they ran into a great big hassle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle
Bobbie Sue took the money and run

Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the money and run
Go on, take the money and run
Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the money and run
Go on, take the money and run

Hoo-hoo-hoo, Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
He ain’t gonna let those two escape justice
He makes his livin’ off of the people’s taxes
Bobbie Sue, whoa, whoa, she slipped away
Billy Joe caught up to her the very next day

They got the money, hey, you know they got away
They headed down south and they’re still running today
Singin’ go on take the money and run

Go on, take the money and run
Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the money and run
Oh lord, go on, take the money and run
Hoo-hoo-hoo
Hey, yeah, go on, take the money and run, yeah (yeah)
Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the money and run
Oh lord, go on, take the money and run, yeah (yeah)
Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the money and run, oh lord

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“Alternative” Lyrics 72

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Fired and Resigned Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration
Auxiliary Topic: Robert Mueller; Flipped Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration
“Ten in the Bed” by Various

There were ten in a bed
And the little one said
“Roll over, roll over”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out

There were nine in a bed
And the little one said
“Roll over, roll over”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out

There were eight in a bed
And the little one said
“Roll over, roll over”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out

There were seven in a bed
And the little one said
“Roll over, roll over”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out

There were six in a bed
And the little one said
“Roll over, roll over”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out

There were five in a bed
And the little one said
“Roll over, roll over”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out

There were four in a bed
And the little one said
“Roll over, roll over”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out

There were three in a bed
And the little one said
“Roll over, roll over”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out

There were two in a bed
And the little one said
“Roll over, roll over”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out

There was one in a bed
And the little one said
“Good night!”

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“Alternative” Lyrics 58

Topic: Donald J. Trump Jr.; Julian Assange; Wikileaks; Robert Mueller; Donald J. Trump; Trump Family
Auxiliary Topic: Republicans; Citizens of the United States of America
“Talk to Me” by Stephen Lynch

I came down to the breakfast table
Felt like I could die
I tried so hard, but wasn’t able
To look you in the eye
For I am feeling so much shame
Yes I have brought disgrace
Could tell I soiled my good name
By the look upon your face.

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
If you could just forgive me, and talk to me, dad
Talk to me dad

I didn’t hear you enter, no I didn’t hear the door
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt to your brain is an image you despise
Like blood and guts and starving kids and Stevie Wonder’s eyes

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
But I wouldn’t use those tissues; they’ve already been had
Talk to me dad

The look upon your face made my swollen glad diminish
So I said “could you close the door, I really wanna finish.”
Now daddy, I’m ashamed and I completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
Just because it was your bed, it’s not that bad

When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty
So it must be really creepy when you kid is pushing 30
But you cannot tell me, dad, you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
But I wouldn’t use those tissues, they’ve already been
Just because it was your bed it’s not that
Oh daddy, daddy, please forgive me, and talk to me, dad
Talk to me dad

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“Alternative” Lyrics 52

Topic: Robert Mueller; Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party
“The Battle of Jericho” by Various

Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
Jericho, Jericho,
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
And the walls came tumbling down!

You may talk about your King of Gideon,
You may talk about your men of Saul,
But there’s none like good old Joshua
And the battle of Jericho!

Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
Jericho, Jericho,
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
And the walls came tumbling down!

Up to the walls of Jericho
He marched with spear in hand;
“Go blow them ram horns,” Joshua cried,
“Cause the battle is in my hand.”

Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
Jericho, Jericho,
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
And the walls came tumbling down!

Then the lamb, ram,
Sheep horns began to blow,
Trumpets began to sound,
Joshua commanded the children to shout
And the walls came tumbling down!

Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
Jericho, Jericho,
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
And the walls came tumbling down!

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