Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Joe Biden; Robert Mueller
“In the Ghetto” by Elvis Presley
As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’
A poor little baby child is born
In the ghetto
And his mama cries
Cause if there’s one thing that she don’t need
It’s another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto
People, don’t you understand
The child needs a helping hand
Or he’ll grow to be an angry young man some day
Take a look at you and me,
Are we too blind to see,
Do we simply turn our heads
And look the other way
Well the world turns
And a hungry little boy with a runny nose
Plays in the street as the cold wind blows
In the ghetto
And his hunger burns
So he starts to roam the streets at night
And he learns how to steal
And he learns how to fight
In the ghetto
Then one night in desperation
A young man breaks away
He buys a gun, steals a car,
Tries to run, but he don’t get far
And his mama cries
As a crowd gathers ’round an angry young man
Face down on the street with a gun in his hand
In the ghetto
As her young man dies,
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’,
Another little baby child is born
In the ghetto
And his mama cries
Topic: Vladimir Putin; Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party;. Donald J. Trump’s Base
Tertiary Topic: Politicians
“Amazing Horse” by MrWeebl
Look at my horse
My horse is amazing
Give it a lick
“Mmm it taste just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of its mane
it turns into a plane
And then it’s just like a game
and you tog on its winkie
“Uhh that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well i better not show you where the lemonade is made
Sweet lemonade
Mmm sweet lemonade
Sweet lemonade
Yea sweet lemonade
Get on my horse
I’ll take you around the universe
and all the other places too
“I’ll think you find that the universe pretty much covers everything”
Shut up woman get on my horse!
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Mass Shootings; Immigrants; United States of America
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Politicians; Mistresses; Porn Stars
“Say My Name” by Destiny’s Child
Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, “Baby I love you”
If you ain’t runnin’ game
Say my name, say my name
You acting kind of shady, ain’t callin’ me baby
Why the sudden change?
Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, “Baby I love you”
If you ain’t runnin’ game
Say my name, say my name
You acting kind of shady, ain’t callin’ me baby
Betta say my name
Any other day I would call you would say
“Baby how’s your day?” But today it ain’t the same
Every other word is a uh hun, yeah okay
Could it be that you are at the crib wit another lady?
If you took it there, first of all let me say
“I am not the one to sit around and be played”
So prove yourself to me and the girl that your playin’
Why don’t you say the things that you said to me yesterday?
I know you sayin’ I’m assuming things
Something’s goin’ down that’s the way it seems
Shouldn’t be a reason why your acting strange
Nobody’s holding you back from me
‘Cause I know how you usually do
When you sayin’ everything to me times 2
Why can’t you just tell the truth?
If somebody’s there tell me who
Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, “Baby I love you”
If you ain’t runnin’ game
Say my name, say my name
You acting kind of shady, ain’t callin’ me baby
Why the sudden change?
Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, “Baby I love you”
If you ain’t runnin’ game
Say my name, say my name
You acting kind of shady, ain’t callin’ me baby
Betta say my name
What is up wit this, tell the truth who you with?
How would you like it if I came over wit my clique?
Don’t try to change it, now see you got to bounce
When 2 seconds ago you said you just got in the house
It’s so hard to believe that you were home by yourself
When I just heard the voice, heard the voice of someone else
Just this question, why do you feel you got to lie?
You caught up in your game, you cannot say my name
I know you sayin’ I’m assuming things
Something’s goin’ down that’s the way it seems
Shouldn’t be a reason why your acting strange
If nobody’s holding you back from me
‘Cause I know how you usually do
When you sayin’ everything to me times 2
Why can’t you just tell the truth?
If somebody’s there tell me who
Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, “Baby I love you”
If you ain’t runnin’ game
Say my name, say my name
You acting kind of shady, ain’t callin’ me baby
Why the sudden change?
Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, “Baby I love you”
If you ain’t runnin’ game
Say my name, say my name
You acting kind of shady, ain’t callin’ me baby
Betta say my name
I know you sayin’ I’m assuming things
Something’s goin’ down that’s the way it seems
Shouldn’t be a reason why your acting strange
If nobody’s holding you back from me
‘Cause I know how you usually do
When you sayin’ everything to me times 2
Why can’t you just tell the truth?
If somebody’s there tell me who
Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, “Baby I love you”
If you ain’t runnin’ game
Say my name, say my name
You acting kind of shady, ain’t callin’ me baby
Why the sudden change?
Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, “Baby I love you”
If you ain’t runnin’ game
Say my name, say my name
You acting kind of shady, ain’t callin’ me baby
Betta say my name
Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, “Baby I love you”
If you ain’t runnin’ game
Say my name, say my name
You acting kind of shady, ain’t callin’ me baby
Why the sudden change?
Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, “Baby I love you”
If you ain’t runnin’ game
Say my name, say my name
You acting kind of shady, ain’t callin’ me baby
Betta say my name
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Stormy Daniels/Stephanie Gregory Clifford; Dawn Vanguard/Alana Evans; Porn Stars
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Evangelicals
“The Loophole” Garfunkel and Oates
All my life I’ve been good
Do what my mom and dad and God say I should
Go to church and Bible School
To live by God’s rule
So whatever people tell me
That The Bible tells me
I will do
Walk the halls of high school with my purity ring
Unlike those other girls, I’ve got my morals in check
It was easy to do until I got a boyfriend
And pardon my French, but he’s cute as heck
But I made a pact
To keep my hymen intact
And Jesus and I are tight
Never learned about the birds and the bees
I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees
‘Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong
But Jason says that guys can’t wait that long
I don’t want to lose him
To someone who’ll do him
I need to figure something out
Well there’s a loophole in The Scripture that works really well
So I can get him off without going to hell
It’s my Hail Mary, full of grace
In Jesus’ name we go to fifth base!
Oh, thank you for making me holy
And thank you for giving me holes to choose from
And since I’m not a godless whore
He’ll have to come in the back door
Therefore
Fuck me in the ass ’cause I love Jesus
The good Lord would want it that way
Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization
It’s just between you and me
‘Cause everyone knows it’s the sex that God can’t see
It’s hard to be as pure as me
To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity
To wait until my marriage bed
To give my husband my unsullied maiden head
So take your cock out
Shove it in my ass
Fuck me until you come
Oops! I mean let’s join our souls
And unite our bodies
And fly with the wings of God
Whatever you do, don’t touch my clitoris
If you ring Satan’s doorbell, God can’t ignore this
And no prophylactics when you put it in
‘Cause birth control’s for sluts and it’s a sin
I’ve emptied my bowels
And laid out the towels
I’m ready for romance
Now I’m praying to the Power that’s the Highest
But of all of my holes, this ones the driest
And we can’t procreate if we anally copulate
And God is OK with sodomy, but only if you’re straight
And I’m staying pure, no matter what
So I’m OK with everything but…
Everything but…
Everything butt
Fuck me in the ass ’cause I love Jesus
The good Lord would want it that way
Gimme that sweet sensation of a rock hard rationalization
It’s just between you and me
‘Cause everyone knows it’s the sex that God can’t see
I do whatever The Bible tells me to
Except for the parts that I choose to ignore
Because they’re unrealistic and inconvenient
But the rest I live by for sure
So let’s not talk about how the Good Book
Bans shellfish, polyester and divorce
And how it condones slavery and killing gays
Because those parts don’t count, of course
Let’s cherry-pick the part about losing my cherry
And mine it for ambiguities and omissions
To circumvent any real sacrifice
But still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions
And don’t you dare question my convictions
And don’t look closely at the contradictions
Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion
And have faith in its complete jurisdiction
As the only way to measure if you’re good or not
And in a debate, just say to “have faith”
Because when you’re up against logic, it’s the only card you’ve got
So close your eyes
Take a deep breath
And…
Fuck me in the ass ’cause I love Jesus
The good Lord would want it that way
Gimme that sweet sensation of an irrational rationalization
It’s just between you and me
‘Cause everyone knows it’s the sex that God can’t see
Yeah, my chastity belt has locks
But sometimes you need to think outside the box
Topic: Robert Mueller; Theresa May; Resistance; Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Cambridge Analytica; Facebook
“Timber” by Pitbull feat. Ke$ha
It’s going down, I’m yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let’s make a night, you won’t remember
I’ll be the one, you won’t forget
The bigger they are, the harder they fall
This biggity boy’s a diggity dog
I have ’em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off
Twerking in their bras and thongs, timber
Face down, booty up, timber
That’s the way we like the what, timber
I’m slicker than an oil spill
She say she won’t, but I bet she will, timber
Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, it’s going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it’s going down
Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, it’s going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it’s going down
It’s going down, I’m yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let’s make a night, you won’t remember
I’ll be the one, you won’t forget
It’s going down, I’m yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let’s make a night, you won’t remember
I’ll be the one, you won’t forget
Look up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane
Nah, it’s just me, ain’t a damn thing changed
Live in hotels, swing on plane
Blessed to say, money ain’t a thing
Club jumping like Lebron, now, Voli
Order me another round, homie
We about to climb, wild, ’cause it’s about to go down
Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, it’s going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it’s going down
Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, it’s going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it’s going down
It’s going down, I’m yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let’s make a night, you won’t remember
I’ll be the one, you won’t forget
It’s going down, I’m yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let’s make a night, you won’t remember
I’ll be the one, you won’t forget
Dark Side of Brian 