Tag: Republicans

“Alternative” Lyrics 297

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Mitch McConnell; Republicans; Republican Party
“Where’s Your Mommy?” by Cledus T. Judd

Well I’m sittin here rockin our cute little baby
Tell me why you just won’t stop cryin’
My little souvenir from Dollywood last Valentine’s

Yeah I burped you twice sounded good
Did everything a father should
Read Barney and nursery rhymes
I guess your momma needs a girls night out every once in a while

I put on a brand new diaper baby
Huh huh don’t you wet it
Everything was going just fine
Till’s you threw up on me when I fed ya

Where’s your mommy
I’m going crazy
Call up a buddy
I need a friend
Cause I’m a new dad
Who don’t know what to do
When a tummy starts to rumblin
Your diaper’s droopin’
You won’t stop poopin’
Now I have stood all I can stand
Where’s your mommy little baby
You’ve got a dummy for a dad…

(spoken)
Shhh come on what’s wrong with you
Your tummy tummy tummy hurt you
Little pookie pookie pookie pookie
Quit cryin’ please…

Well…you’re still up past your bedtime baby
Huh huh…ain’t cha…Now I’ve about had it
I never knew what your momma went through
But I do now and I know
UH
I’m no good at it

Where’s your mommy
I’m going crazy
How’d you get muddy?
Where have you been?
It’s that dang doggie door
That you keep crawlin through
I’ll have to nail that thing shut again
You sure are screamin’
You must be teethin
I warmed your bottle
I burned my hand
Where’s your mommy little baby
You’ve got a dummy for a dad…

Here comes your mommy little baby
And your daddy sure is glad…

https://youtu.be/HZEFWg7YH30

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“Alternative” Lyrics 296

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
Auxiliary Topic: Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“Secret Agent Man” by Johnny Rivers from Secret Agent

There’s a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They giving you a number
And taken’ away your name

Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Oh, be careful what you say
Or you will give yourself away
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They giving you a number
And taken’ away your name

Swinging on the Riviera one day
And then later in the Bombay Alan next day
I know you let the wrong words slip
While kissing persuasive lips
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They giving you a number
And taken’ away your name

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“Alternative” Lyrics 295

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Robert Mueller
“East Bound and Down” by Jerry Reed from Smokey and the Bandit

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’
We gonna do what they say can’t be done
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I’m east bound, just watch ol’ bandit run

Keep your foot hard on the peddle, son, never mind them brakes
Let it all hang out ’cause we’ve got a run to make
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there’s beer in Texarkana
And we’ll bring it back no matter what it takes

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’
We gonna do what they say can’t be done
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I’m east bound, just watch ol’ bandit run

Old Smokey’s got them ears on, he’s hot on your trail
And he ain’t gonna rest ’til you’re in jail
So, you gotta dodge him, you gotta duck him
You gotta keep that diesel truckin’
Put that hammer down and give it hell

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’
We gonna do what they say can’t be done
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I’m east bound, just watch ol’ bandit run

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’
We gonna do what they say can’t be done
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I’m east bound, just watch ol’ bandit run
I’m east bound, just watch ol’ bandit run

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“Alternative” Lyrics 294

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“99 Red Balloons” by Nena

99 red balloons

You and I in a little toy shop
buy a bag of balloons with the money we’ve got
Set them free at the break of dawn
‘Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, “Something’s out there”
Floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by.

99 red balloons floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it’s red alert
There’s something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
Where 99 red balloons go by.

99 Decision Street, 99 ministers meet
To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we’ve waited for
This is it boys, this is war
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by.

99 Knights of the air
ride super-high-tech jet fighters
Everyone’s a Silver hero
Everyone’s a Captain Kirk
With orders to identify
To clarify and classify
Scramble in the summer sky
As 99 red balloons go by.

As 99 red balloons go by.

99 dreams I have had
In every one a red balloon
It’s all over and I’m standin’ pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here
And here is a red balloon
I think of you and let it go.

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“Alternative” Lyrics 293

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
“99 Luftballons” by Nena

German Lyrics
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht g’rad an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass so was von so was kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
‘ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so wär
Dabei war’n da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Düsenjäger
Jeder war ein großer Krieger
Hielten sich für Captain Kirk
Das gab ein großes Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fühlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

99 Kriegsminister –
Streichholz und Benzinkanister –
Hielten sich für schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer hätte das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons

99 Jahre Krieg
Ließen keinen Platz für Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt’s nicht mehr
Und auch keine Düsenflieger
Heute zieh’ ich meine Runden
Seh’ die Welt in Trümmern liegen
Hab’ ‘nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk’ an dich und lass’ ihn fliegen

English Translation
Do you have you some time for me,
if so I’ll sing a song for you
about 99 balloons
on their way to the horizon.
Maybe you’re thinking about me right now
if so I’ll sing a song for you
about 99 balloons
and that such a thing comes from such a thing.

99 balloons
on their way to the horizon
People think they’re UFOs from space
so a general sent up
a fighter squadron after them
Sound the alarm if it’s so
but there on the horizon were
only 99 balloons.

99 fighter jets
Each one’s a great warrior
Thought they were Captain Kirk
then came a lot of fireworks
the neighbors didn’t understand anything
and felt like they were being provoked
so they shot at the horizon
at 99 balloons.

99 war ministers
matches and gasoline canisters
They thought they were clever people
already smelled a nice bounty
Called for war and wanted power.
Man, who would’ve thought
that things would someday go so far
because of 99 balloons.

99 years of war
left no room for victors.
There are no more war ministers
nor any jet fighters.
Today I’m making my rounds
see the world lying in ruins.
I found a balloon,
think of you and let it fly (away).

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