“Alternative” Lyrics 341

Topic Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Loser” by Beck

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

Someone keeps sayin’ I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you read
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park

Yo, cut it
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby so why don’t you kill me? (double barrel buckshot)

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
‘Cause one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s got on the pole shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
The daytime crap with the folksinger slop
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing

You can’t get it right if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite
That’s chokin’ on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby so why don’t you kill me?
(Get crazy with the Cheeze Whiz)

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby so why don’t you kill me?
(Drive-by body pierce)

(Yo bring it on down)
Soy

(I’m a driver I’m a winner, things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby so why don’t you kill me?
(I can’t believe you)

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby so why don’t you kill me?

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby so why don’t you kill me?
(Sprechen Sie Deutche, baby)

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby so why don’t you kill me?
(Know what I’m sayin’?)

“Alternative” Lyrics 340

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Trump Family; Republicans; Republican Party
“Who Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar?” by Various

Accuser: Who stole/took the cookie/cookies from the cookie jar?
(name of a child in the circle) stole/took the cookie/cookies from the cookie jar.

Accused: Who, me?

Accuser/Group: Yes, you!/Yeah, you!

Accused: Not I!/Couldn’t be!/Not me!/Wasn’t me!

Accuser/Group: Then who?

https://youtu.be/dCI6KFuB3Tc

“Alternative” Lyrics 339

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Kim Jong Un; North Korea
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“Creep” by Radiohead

When you were here before
Couldn’t look you in the eye
You’re just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
You’re so fuckin’ special

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here.

I don’t care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul

I want you to notice
When I’m not around
You’re so fuckin’ special
I wish I was special

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here.

She’s running out again,
She’s running out
She’s run run run run

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You’re so fuckin’ special
I wish I was special

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here.
I don’t belong here.

https://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk

“Alternative” Lyrics 337

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Witch Doctor” by David Seville

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor he told me what to do

He said that

Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

I told the witch doctor you didn’t love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn’t love me nice
And then the witch doctor he game me this advice

He said that
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

You’ve been keeping love from me just like you were a miser
And I’ll admit I wasn’t very smart
So I went out and found myself a guy that’s so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart

My friend the witch doctor he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor he taught me what to do
I know that you’ll be mine when I say this to you

Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

You’ve been keeping love from me just like you were a miser
And I’ll admit I wasn’t very smart
So I went out and found myself a guy that’s so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart

My friend the witch doctor he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor he taught me what to do
I know that you’ll be mine when I say this to you

Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang.
Come on, oo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

https://youtu.be/lnslb47YJcU

“Alternative” Lyrics 335

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Auxiliary Topic: Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Tertiary Topic: Vladimir Putin; Russia; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Leech” by Eve 6

Tell those stories to me
I’m dying to hear the things you’ve done and seen
Farfetched as they may be
You strike a smile in me
Your stories ring of perjury
Constructed of self empowering theme

{Chorus}
Sucking on my brain
You’re the teacher, I’m the student
Turning things around
You story’s not congruent
Tabloid decoys
Pitiful excuses
Turning things around
You’re turning things around!

A manic stunning scene
I’m taking notes
You’re taking me away
Into your false reality
I know your comfort lies in lying
To try to make your life make sense
But you’re not making sense

{Chorus}

I’d say it aloud
But I’m not allowed
I see your head
Spin round and round
Broken record talk tonight
Skip that needle back and forth on your mind
Wearing out unconvincing lies

Like a seedling dropped from and old oak tree
Your shade don’t hide no sun from me
Fake stories humor me
It’s graduation time
I love you like a mother

{Chorus}

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