“Alternative” Lyrics 358

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia; William P. Barr; Resistance
“You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morissette

I want you to know that I’m happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both

An older version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theatre?
Does she speak eloquently?
And would she have your baby?
I’m sure she’d make a really excellent mother

‘Cause the love that you gave, that we made wasn’t able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you’d hold me until you die, ’til you die?
But you’re still alive

And I’m here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

You seem very well, things look peaceful
I’m not quite as well, I thought you should know

Did you forget about me,
Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

‘Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn’t able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you’d hold me until you die, ’til you die?
But you’re still alive

And I’m here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

‘Cause the joke that you laid in the bed: that was me, and I’m not gonna fade as soon as you close your eyes
And you know it

And every time I scratch my nails down someone else’s back I hope you feel it
Well, can you feel it?

Well, I’m here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

I am here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

https://youtu.be/NPcyTyilmYY

“Alternative” Lyrics 355

Topic: United States of America; Resistance; Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“Spiders & Snakes” by Jim Stafford

I remember when Mary Lou
Said, “you want to walk me home from school?”
Well, I said, “yes, I do”
She said, “I don’t have to go right home
And I’m the kind that likes to be alone some if you would”
I said, “me, too”

And so we took a stroll
Wound up down by the swimming hole
And she said, “do what you want to do”
I got silly and I found a frog
In the water by a hollow log
And I shook it at her and I said, “this frog’s for you”
She said

I don’t like spiders and snakes
And that ain’t what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don’t like spiders and snakes
And that ain’t what it takes to love me
Like I want to be loved by you

Well, I think of that girl from time to time
I call her up when I got a dime
I say, “hello, baby”
She says, “ain’t you cool”
I say, “do you remember when?
And would you like to get together again?”
She says, “I’ll see you after school”

I was shy and so for a while
Most of my love was touch and smile
Till she said, “come on over here”
I was nervous, as you might guess
Still looking for something to slip down her dress
And she said, “let’s make it perfectly clear”
She said

I don’t like spiders and snakes
And that ain’t what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don’t like spiders and snakes
And that ain’t what it takes to love me
Like I want to be loved by you

https://youtu.be/fOs1w3zzWCQ

“Alternative” Lyrics 353

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Cleopatra, Queen of Denial” by Pam Tillis

Well I said he had a lot of potential
He was only misunderstood
You know he really didn’t mean to treat me so bad
You know he wanted to be good
And I swore one day I would tame him
Even though he loved to run hog wild
Just call me Cleopatra everybody
‘Cause I’m the Queen of Denial

Well now I knew he didn’t have any money
Yeah that’s why he couldn’t buy me a ring
Oh and just because he bought himself a brand new pick-up truck
Really didn’t prove anything
Yeah he never had to say he loved me
I could see it every time he smiled
Just call me Cleopatra everybody
‘Cause I’m the Queen of Denial

Oh Queen of Denial
Buyin’ all his alibis
Queen of Denial
Floatin’ down a river of lies

Well I’m not gonna jump to conclusions
Or throw away this perfect romance
Oh even though I caught him dancin’ last night
With a girl in leapord skin pants
Yeah, he’s probably stuck in traffic
And he’ll be here in a little while
Just call me Cleopatra everybody
‘Cause I’m the Queen of Denial

Oh Queen of Denial
Buyin’ all his alibis
Queen of Denial
Floatin’ down a river of lies

“Alternative” Lyrics 352

Topic: Paul Manafort; Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia
Quarternary Topic: Donald J. Trump’s Base; Donald J. Trump
“Donna” by Ritchie Valens

Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna
Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna

I had a girl
Donna was her name

Since she left me
I’ve never been the same
‘Cause I love my girl
Donna, where can you be?
Where can you be?

Now that you’re gone
I’m left all alone
All by myself
To wander and roam
‘Cause I love my girl
Donna, where can you be?
Where can you be?

Well, darlin’, now that you’re gone
I don’t know what I’ll do
All time and all my love for you

I had a girl
Donna was her name
Since she left me
I’ve never been the same
‘Cause I love my girl
Donna, where can you be?
Where can you be?

Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna
Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna

Oh, Donna!

https://youtu.be/0iJCAcKIwdI

“Alternative” Lyrics 349

Topic: Donald J. Trump’s Base; Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“Under the Sea” by Samuel E. Wright and Chorus from The Little Mermaid

The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else’s lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin’ for?

Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it’s better
Down where it’s wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin’
Full time to floatin’

Under the sea
Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain’t happy
They sad ’cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who’s gon’ be on the plate?

Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles

Under the sea (Under the sea)
Under the sea (Under the sea)
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here

Naturally (Naturally)
Even the sturgeon an’ the ray
They get the urge ‘n’ start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea
The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin’ sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul

(Yeah)
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin’ out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it’s at
An’ oh that blowfish blow

Yeah, under the sea (Under the sea)
Under the sea (Under the sea)
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It’s music to me (It’s music to me)
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band

Each little clam here
Know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin’ a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That’s why it’s hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea

https://youtu.be/GC_mV1IpjWA

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