Here’s a special dedication to Donald J. Trump, Trump Family, Republicans, and others who aren’t loyal to the US.
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Topic: Robert Mueller; Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party
“The Battle of Jericho” by Various
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
Jericho, Jericho,
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
And the walls came tumbling down!
You may talk about your King of Gideon,
You may talk about your men of Saul,
But there’s none like good old Joshua
And the battle of Jericho!
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
Jericho, Jericho,
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
And the walls came tumbling down!
Up to the walls of Jericho
He marched with spear in hand;
“Go blow them ram horns,” Joshua cried,
“Cause the battle is in my hand.”
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
Jericho, Jericho,
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
And the walls came tumbling down!
Then the lamb, ram,
Sheep horns began to blow,
Trumpets began to sound,
Joshua commanded the children to shout
And the walls came tumbling down!
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
Jericho, Jericho,
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho,
And the walls came tumbling down!
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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“You Can’t Get to Heaven on Roller Skates” by Betty Johnson
Oh, you can’t get to Heaven
(Oh, you can’t get to Heaven)
On roller skates
(On roller skates)
You gotta work your way
(Gotta work your way)
To the pearly gates
(Those pearly gates)
Oh, you can’t get to Heaven
On roller skates
Gotta work your way
To the pearly gates
And you gotta believe
If you wanna get in
[Chorus:]
Yes, you gotta believe
Believe, believe
Oh, you gotta believe
Believe, believe
Oh, you gotta believe
If you wanna get in
Oh, you can’t get to Heaven
(Oh, you can’t get to Heaven)
With powder and paint
(With powder and paint)
‘Cause it makes you look
(Cause it makes you look)
Like what you ain’t
(Like what you ain’t)
Oh, you can’t get to Heaven
With powder and paint
‘Cause it makes you look
Like what you ain’t
Oh, you gotta believe
If you wanna get in
[Repeat chorus]
Oh, you can’t get to Heaven
(Oh, you can’t get to Heaven)
With a pot of gold
(With a pot of gold)
‘Cause nothing up there
(Cause nothing up there)
Is bought and sold
(Is bought and sold)
Oh, you can’t get to Heaven
With a pot of gold
‘Cause nothing up there
Is bought and sold
Oh, you gotta believe
Oh, if you wanna get in
Oh, you can’t get to Heaven
(Oh, you can’t get to Heaven)
On roller skates
(On roller skates)
You gotta work your way
(Gotta work your way)
To the pearly gates
(To the pearly gates)
Oh, you can’t get to Heaven
On roller skates
Gotta work your way
To the pearly gates
And you gotta believe
If you wanna get in
[Repeat chorus]
(If you wanna get in)
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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republican Party
“White Liar” by Miranda Lambert
Hey white liar
The truth comes out a little at a time
And it spreads just like a fire
Slips off of your tongue like turpentine
And I don’t know why, white liar
You better be careful what you do
I wouldn’t wanna be in your shoes
If they ever found you out
You better be careful what you say
It never really added up anyway
I got friends in this town
Hey white liar
The truth comes out a little at a time
And it spreads just like a fire
Slips off of your tongue like turpentine
And I don’t know why, white liar
You said you went out to a bar
And walked some lady to her car
But your face has more to tell
‘Cause my cousin saw you on the street
With a red head named Bernice
Turns out you don’t lie too well
Hey white liar
The truth comes out a little at a time
And it spreads just like a fire
Slips off of your tongue like turpentine
And I don’t know why, white liar
Here’s a bombshell just for you
Turns out I’ve been lying too
Now I’m a white liar
The truth comes out a little at a time
And it spreads just like a fire
Slips off of my tongue like turpentine
And I don’t know why
White liar
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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Republican Party
“Crush” by Jennifer Paige
I see ya blowin’ me a kiss
It doesn’t take a scientist
To understand what’s going on baby
If you see something in my eye
Let’s not over-analyze
Don’t go too deep with it baby (baby)
So it’ll be, what it’ll be
Don’t make a fuss and get crazy over you and me
Here’s what I’ll do
I’ll play loose
Not like we have a date with destiny
It’s just (aah) a little crush (crush)
Not like I faint every time we touch
It’s just (aah) some little thing (crush)
Not like everything I do, depends on you
Sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la
It’s raising my adrenaline
You’re banging on a heart of tin
Please don’t make too much of it baby
Say the word “forever more”
That’s not what I’m looking for
All I can commit to is “maybe”
So it’ll be what it’ll be
Don’t make a fuss and get crazy over you and me (crazy over you and me)
Here’s what I’ll do
I’ll play loose
Not like we have a date with destiny (Ooh ooh)
It’s just (aah) a little crush (crush)
Not like I faint every time we touch
It’s just (aah) some little thing (crush)
Not like everything I do depends on you
Sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la
Vanilla skies
White picket fences in your eyes
A vision of you and me
It’s just (aah) a little crush (crush)
Not like I faint every time we touch
It’s just (aah) some little thing (crush)
Not like everything I do (everything I do) depends on you
Sha-la-la-la (ah hey yeah yeah)
Sha-la-la-la
Sha-la-la-la (oh babe not like everything I do depends on you)
Sha-la-la-la
Sha-la-la-la (ah hey yeah yeah)
Sha-la-la-la
Dark Side of Brian 