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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Sarah Huckabee Sanders; Kellyanne Conway; Politicians
“The Boy Who Cried Wolf” by Passenger

Well, I am the boy who cried wolf
And I know I’ve lied in the past
But last night I saw his yellow eyes shining in the dark
Yeah, I know I spun tales with his voice
And I open my mouth too fast
But last night I saw his footprints in the path

Well, I could swim every sea from south pole to north
But I know I’ll only ever be the boy who cried wolf

Well, I am the shepherd’s only son
And I know what a joke I’ve become
I have an honest heart but I have lies on my tongue
I don’t know how it started or where it came from
And you have no reason and I have no proof
But this time I swear, I’m telling the truth
I saw that old wolf, from tail to tooth
And I know that he’s hungry and he’s coming down too

Well, I could swim every sea from south pole to north
And I could climb every tree and scale every course
And I could share only the truth from this day forth
But I know I’ll only ever be the boy who cried wolf

Oh, oh, I am the boy who cried wolf
Oh, oh, I am the boy who cried

“Alternative” Lyrics 96

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Stephanie Gregory Clifford/Stormy Daniels; Dawn Vanguard/Alana Evans; Patrick Meehan; Tim Murphy; Trent Franks; Al Franken; John Conyers; Republicans; Politicians; Et Alii
Auxiliary Topic: Kellyanne Conway; Sarah Huckabee Sanders
“Findin’ A Good Man” by Danielle Peck

Here’s to findin’ a good man

We got a bucket of Corona
Enough stories to last all night
About the trials and tribulations
Of findin’ Mr. Right
Of findin’ a good man

Here’s to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
To the Momma’s boys who can’t make a stand
Here’s to the superficial players
The “I love ya” too-soon-sayers
If you hear me girls, raise your hand
Let’s have a toast
Here’s to findin’ a good man

Blind dates an’ horror stories
Pushy gals and fast movers
Let’s dedicate this girl’s night out
To big-talkers; bad losers
It’s so hard findin’ a good man

Here’s to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
To the Momma’s boys who can’t make a stand
Here’s to the superficial players
The “I love ya” too-soon-sayers
If you hear me girls, raise your hand
Let’s have a toast
Here’s to findin’ a good man

Julie, I know you want perfection
Angie, you want a listener
Lisa, your list is gettin’ long
And girls, you know me
I just want a good kisser

Here’s to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
To the Momma’s boys who can’t make a stand
Here’s to the superficial players
The “I love ya” too-soon-sayers
If you hear me girls, raise your hand
Let’s have a toast
Let’s have a toast
Here’s to findin’ a good man

Here’s to findin’ a good man
Here’s to findin’ a good man

“Alternative” Lyrics 92

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Politicians
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Resistance; Robert Mueller
“You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid” by Offspring

[Verse 1]
Show me how to lie
You’re getting better all the time
And turning all against the one
Is an art that’s hard to teach

Another clever word
Sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line
A mob jumps to their feet

[Pre-Chorus]
Now dance, fucker, dance
Man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you

And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You’re gonna go far, kid

[Chorus]
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit ’em right between the eyes
Hit ’em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See ’em running for their lives

[Verse 2]
Slowly out of line
And drifting closer in your sight
So play it out, I’m wide-awake
It’s a scene about me

There’s something in your way
And now someone is gonna pay
And if you can’t get what you want
Well, it’s all because of me

[Pre-Chorus]
Now dance, fucker, dance
Man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you

And now you’ll lead the way
Show the light of day
Nice work you did
You’re gonna go far, kid

Trust deceived

[Chorus]
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit ’em right between the eyes
Hit ’em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See ’em running for their lives

[Bridge]
Now dance, fucker, dance
He never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you
So dance, fucker, dance
I never had a chance
It was really only you

[Chorus]
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit ’em right between the eyes
Hit ’em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See ’em running for their lives

[Outro]
Clever alibis, Lord of the Flies
Hit ’em right between the eyes
Hit ’em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See ’em running for their lives

“Alternative” Lyrics 87

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Roy Moore
Tertiary Topic: Politicians
“Young Girl” by Gary Puckett & the Union Gap

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl,
You’re much too young, girl
With all the charms of a woman
You’ve kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe
You’re old enough
To give me Love
And now it hurts to know the truth, Oh,

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl,
You’re much too young, girl

Beneath your perfume and make-up
You’re just a baby in disguise
And though you know
That it is wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes, Oh,

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl,
You’re much too young, girl

So hurry home to your mama
I’m sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind
‘Cause I’m afraid we’ll go too far, Oh,

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl,
You’re much too young, girl

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line

“Alternative” Lyrics 84

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Star Spangled Banner; United States of America
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Politicians
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
“You Never Even Call Me by My Name” by David Allen Coe

Well, it was all
That I could do to keep from crying’
Sometimes it seemed so useless to remain
But you don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
You never even called me by my name

You don’t have to call me Waylon Jennings
And you don’t have to call me Charlie Pride
And you don’t have to call me Merle Haggard anymore
Even though you’re on my fighting’ side

And I’ll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standing’ in the rain
But you don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
You never even called me by my name

Well, I’ve heard my name
A few times in your phone book (hello, hello)
And I’ve seen it on signs where I’ve played
But the only time I know
I’ll hear “David Allan Coe”
Is when Jesus has his final judgment day

So I’ll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standing’ in the rain
But you don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
You never even called me by my name

Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
And he told me it was the perfect country & western song
I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect country & western song
Because he hadn’t said anything at all about mama
Or trains, or trucks, or prison, or getting’ drunk
Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me
And after reading it I realized that my friend had written the perfect country & western song
And I felt obliged to include it on this album
The last verse goes like this here

Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got run over by a damned old train

And I’ll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standing’ in the rain, no
But you don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
You never even called me
Well, I wonder why you don’t call me
Why don’t you ever call me by my name

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