You work hard so politicians don’t have to! Too bad you don’t have a choice not to!
I might have just applied to join a cult
Have you made arrangements about where you want to live after the election? I have, and while it seems like it’s a cult, it can’t be any worse than what the US will be like after the election. If you want to join me in Asgardia, you can apply at the following link: http://asgardia.space/.
Should I change my campaign platform?
I’m thinking that I should change my campaign slogan from, “how could he be any worse?” to “he can’t be any worse!”
I’m throwing my hat in the ring!
I would like to announce that I am running a write in campaign for office! I am running on the platform, “How could he be any worse?” Obviously, this is actually another joke about the state of politics in the US, but now you do not have to worry about whom to write in to cast your motion of no confidence. Of course, pretty much any vote for me will not count unless you live in Illinois (for congressional vote, and even then, within a very limited area unless it is for senate) seems how I do not meet the age requirement to run for president. But if you do not want to cast a vote for anyone listed on the ballot, writing me in will be as good a vote as anyone. Regardless, get out and vote; I do not want to hear you complain about whomever gets elected if you do not even go to the polls.
If you want to support my campaign, I do have merchandise available for purchase on CafePress.
Dark Side of Brian 