No Means…

No means whatever the Hell you want it to mean so long as you won’t convict me of treason…and so I can still grab bitches by the pussy

Bigotry of the Peanut in 4 Acts

I went to the White House correspondence dinner and all I got was stripped of my constitutionally protected rights

At least the president wasn’t there trying to strip me of my clothes

Please welcome our special guest who will teach you a very important lesson about guns!