“Alternative” Lyrics 186

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims; Vladimir Putin
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Israel; Qatar; Republican Party; Republicans; Russia; Saudi Arabia; Trump Family
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; North Korea
“Marry You” by Bruno Mars

It’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you

Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard
We can go
No one will know
Oh c’mon girl

Who cares if we’re trashed
Got a pocket full of cash we can blow
Shots of Patron
And it’s on girl

Don’t say no no no no no
Just say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
And we’ll go go go go go
If you’re ready, like I’m ready

‘Cause it’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you

Oh
I’ll go get a ring
Let the choir bell sing like ooh
So what you wanna do
Lets just run girl
If we wake up and you want to break up
That’s cool
No I won’t blame you
It was fun girl

Don’t say no no no no no
Just say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
And we’ll go go go go go
If you’re ready, like I’m ready

‘Cause it’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you

Just say I do
Tell me right now baby
Tell me right now baby, baby
Just say I do
Tell me right now baby
Tell me right now baby, baby

Oh
It’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you

“Alternative” Lyrics 57

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Kim Jong Un; North Korea
“Anything You Can Do” from Annie Get Your Gun

Anything you can do
I can do better
I can do anything
Better than you
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Anything you can be
I can be greater
Sooner or later
I’m greater than you
No, you’re not
Yes, I am
No, you’re not
Yes, I am
No, you’re not
Yes, I am
Yes, I am

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that?
Yes
So can a rat

Any note you can reach
I can go higher
I can sing anything
Higher than you
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can

Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you
Fifty cents?
Forty cents
Thirty cents?
Twenty cents
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Anything you can say
I can say softer
I can say anything
Softer than you
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
YES, I CAN

I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker
I can open any safe
Without bein’ caught
Sure
That’s what I thought–
you crook!

Any note you can hold
I can hold longer
I can hold any note
Longer than you
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
Yes, I-
No, you can’t-
Can
Yes, you can

Anything you can wear
I can wear better
In what you wear
I’d look better than you
In my coat?
In your vest
In my shoes?
In your hat
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Anything you say
I can say faster
I can say anything
Faster than you
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No you can’t
Yes, I can

I can jump a hurdle
I can wear a girdle
I can knit a sweater
I can fill it better
I can do most anything
Can you bake a pie
No
Neither can I

Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t, can’t, can’t
Yes, I can, can, can
Yes, I can/No, you can’t

https://youtu.be/2fW5Z2z6pXM

“Alternative” Lyrics 30

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Kim Jong Un; North Korea
Auxiliary Topic: Children; Murder Victims
“Dead Puppies” by Bill Frenzer

Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren’t much fun

They don’t come when you call
They don’t chase squirrels at all
Dead puppies aren’t much fun

My puppy died late last fall
He’s still rotting in the hall
Dead puppies aren’t much fun
(No no no)

Mom says puppy’s days are through
She’s going to throw him the the stew
Dead puppies aren’t much fun

Dead puppies
Dead dead dead
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren’t much fun

(Dead)
Dead dead dead puppies
(Dead dead dead)
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren’t much fun

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