“Alternative” Lyrics 497

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Mitch McConnell; Republicans; Republican Party
“No Witnesses” by Keaton Henson

[Verse 1]
You said one day I would catch a break
And said it like it was the flu
You said one day I would celebrate
The day I fell in love with you

So I told you, you should grieve the night
And mourn the stars above
And that those who hate Los Angeles
Have never been in love

[Chorus]
No day, no time
No witnesses, no crime

[Verse 2]
So I lit matches in our hotel room
Hoped to burn away the sight of you
And as the sun sets over Hollywood
I have nothing else to do

So I wrote down a list of all the things
We’ve never spoken of
And I wrote “Man, I hate Los Angeles”
And I’ve never been in love

[Chorus]
No day, no time
No witnesses, no crime

https://youtu.be/N0jsqPkzK2I

“Alternative” Lyrics 464

Topic: Devin Nunez; Mitch McConnell; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“My Guy” by Mary Wells

Nothing you could say can tear me away from my guy
Nothing you could do ’cause I’m stuck like glue to my guy
I’m sticking to my guy, like a stamp to a letter
Like birds of a feather, we, stick together

I’m telling you from the start, I can’t be torn apart from my guy

Nothing you could do, could make me be untrue to my guy
Nothing you could buy could make me tell a lie to my guy
I gave my guy, my word of honor, to be faithful, and I’m gonna
You’d better be believing, I won’t be deceiving my guy

As a matter of opinion, I think he’s tops
My opinion is he’s the cream of the crop
As a matter of taste to be exact
He’s my ideal, as a matter of fact

No muscle bound man could take my hand from my guy
No handsome face could ever take the place of my guy
He may not be a movie star but when it comes to being happy, we are
There’s not a man today who can take me away from my guy

No muscle bound man could take my hand from my guy
No handsome face could ever take the place of my guy
He may not be a movie star but when it comes to being happy, we are
There’s not a man today who could take me away from my guy
There’s not a man today who could take me away from my guy
There’s not a man today who could take me away from my guy

https://youtu.be/4WT7nBGX5eU

“Alternative” Lyrics 297

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Mitch McConnell; Republicans; Republican Party
“Where’s Your Mommy?” by Cledus T. Judd

Well I’m sittin here rockin our cute little baby
Tell me why you just won’t stop cryin’
My little souvenir from Dollywood last Valentine’s

Yeah I burped you twice sounded good
Did everything a father should
Read Barney and nursery rhymes
I guess your momma needs a girls night out every once in a while

I put on a brand new diaper baby
Huh huh don’t you wet it
Everything was going just fine
Till’s you threw up on me when I fed ya

Where’s your mommy
I’m going crazy
Call up a buddy
I need a friend
Cause I’m a new dad
Who don’t know what to do
When a tummy starts to rumblin
Your diaper’s droopin’
You won’t stop poopin’
Now I have stood all I can stand
Where’s your mommy little baby
You’ve got a dummy for a dad…

(spoken)
Shhh come on what’s wrong with you
Your tummy tummy tummy hurt you
Little pookie pookie pookie pookie
Quit cryin’ please…

Well…you’re still up past your bedtime baby
Huh huh…ain’t cha…Now I’ve about had it
I never knew what your momma went through
But I do now and I know
UH
I’m no good at it

Where’s your mommy
I’m going crazy
How’d you get muddy?
Where have you been?
It’s that dang doggie door
That you keep crawlin through
I’ll have to nail that thing shut again
You sure are screamin’
You must be teethin
I warmed your bottle
I burned my hand
Where’s your mommy little baby
You’ve got a dummy for a dad…

Here comes your mommy little baby
And your daddy sure is glad…

https://youtu.be/HZEFWg7YH30

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