Topic: Donald J. Trump
“The Old Gray Mare” by Various
The old gray mare, she ain’t what she used to be,
Ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be,
The old gray mare, she ain’t what she used to be,
Many long years ago.
Many long years ago, many long years ago,
The old gray mare, she ain’t what she used to be,
Many long years ago.
The old gray mare, she kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree, kicked on the whiffletree,
The old gray mare, she kicked on the whiffletree,
Many long years ago.
Many long years ago, many long years ago,
The old gray mare, she kicked on the whiffletree,
Many long years ago.
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“The One in the Middle” by Sarah Johns
[1st Verse]
I can’t believe you’d do that to me
Use me
You’ve fooled around and a’wrecked my heart
She’s just a skank rode hard and put up
Well, good luck
[Pre Chorus]
I would’ve given you the finger on my left hand
The one that you use for a wedding band
[Chorus:]
(But) (And) now I’m givin’ you
The one in the middle
The one that’s a little bit longer
And I got another one
On my other hand
So I can say it even stronger
If you’re askin’ if I’m done
Well, I’m sure not sayin’ you’re number one
(No, now I’m givin’ you)
(The one in the middle)
(The one that says we’re through)
[2nd Verse]
I hope you’re happy with your sad life
That’s right
I hope you get what you deserve
And when you’re tired of tv dinners
Remember
[Repeat Pre Chorus]
[Repeat Chorus]
[Bridge:]
Well, you made your bed
So go lay in it
And you forced my heart and hands
To the limit
[Spoken]
Ah, yeah, I’ve had it with you, darlin’
That’s right
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Russia
Auxiliary Topic: Republicans; Russia; Corporations; Special Interest Groups; Lobbyists
Tertiary Topic: Politicians
Allegory: Promiscuity
Auxiliary Allegory: Promiscuity
“(How Much is That) Doggie in the Window” by Patti Page
How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggly tail
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that dog i’s for sale
I must take a trip to California
And leave my poor sweetheart alone
If he has a dog, he won’t be lonesome
And the doggie will have a good home
How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggly tail
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that dog is for sale
I read in the papers there are robbers
With flashlights that shine in the dark
If he has a doggie to protect him
And scare them away with one bark
I don’t want a bunny or a kitty
I don’t want a parrot that talks
I don’t want a bowl of little fishies
You can’t take a goldfish for a walk
How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggly tail
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that dog is
I do hope that dog is
I do hope that dog is for sale
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans
Auxiliary Topic: Politicians
“Razzle Dazzle” from Chicago
Give ’em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle ’em
Give ’em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give ’em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather ’em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you’re just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle ’em
And they;ll never catch wise!
Give ’em the old Razzle Dazzle
BILLY AND COMPANY
Razzle dazzle ’em
Give ’em a show that’s so splendiferous
BILLY
Row after row will crow vociferous
BILLY AND COMPANY
Give ’em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture ’em
BILLY
How can they hear the truth above the roar?
BILLY AND COMPANY
Throw ’em a fake and a finagle
They’ll never know you’re just a bagel
BILLY
Razzle dazzle ’em
And they’ll beg you for more!
BILLY AND COMPANY
Give ’em the old double whammy
Daze and dizzy ’em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Give ’em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger ’em
When you’re in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They’ll let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle ’em
And you’ve got a romance
COMPANY(The same time as BILLY’s)
Give ’em the old
Razzle Dazzle
BILLY
Give ’em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle ’em
Show ’em the first rate sorceror you are
Long as you keep ’em way off balance
How can they spot you’ve got no talent
Razzle Dazzle ’em
BILLY AND COMPANY
Razzle Dazzle ’em
Razzle Dazzle ’em
Topic: Resistance
“Kellerman’s Anthem” by The Emile Bergstein Chorale from Dirty Dancing
Kellermans we come together singing all as one
We have shared another season’s talent, play, and fun
Summer days will soon be over, soonly autumn starts
And tonight the memories whisper softly in our hearts
Join hands and hearts and voices
Voices, hearts, and hands
At Kellerman’s the friendships last long
As the mountains stand
Daytime, nighttime, any hour whether rain or shine
Games and lectures, talks and music happily combine
Join hands and hearts and voices
Voices, hearts, and hands
At Kellerman’s the friendships last long
As the mountains stand
Not a stress or strain is found here for it must be said
Here at Kellerman’s you gladened stomach, heart and head
So lets join in just one last chorus,
Visitors, staff and guests.
What we’ve shared won’t be forgotten,
Old friends are the best.
Join hands and hearts and voices
Voices, hearts, and hands
At Kellerman’s the friendships last long
As the mountains stand
Join hands and hearts and voices
Voices, hearts, and hands
At Kellerman’s the…
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