White House Correspondence Dinner

I went to the White House correspondence dinner and all I got was stripped of my constitutionally protected rights

At least the president wasn’t there trying to strip me of my clothes

If I Die Unexpectedly…

If I die unexpectedly, could you let me know?

Sometimes you should keep your nose out of other people’s business, because you never know when the world will move on and want to leave you behind.

Please welcome our special guest who will teach you a very important lesson about guns!