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Topic: Resistance; Robert Mueller; Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration
“Jump Up, Super Star!” by Kate Davis from Super Mario Odyssey

[Verse 1]
Here we go, off the rails
Don’t you know it’s time to raise our sails?
It’s freedom like you never knew
Don’t need bags or a pass
Say the word, I’ll be there in a flash
You could say my hat is off to you

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Oh we can zoom all the way to the moon
From this great wide wacky world
Jump with me, grab coins with me, oh yeah!

[Chorus 1]
It’s time to jump up in the air
Jump up, don’t be scared
Jump up and your cares will soar away
And if the dark clouds start to swirl
Don’t fear, don’t shed a tear ’cause
I’ll be your 1-Up girl
So let’s all jump up super high!
High up in the sky!
There’s no power-up like dancing
You know that you’re my super star
No one else can take me this far
I’m flipping the switch
Get ready for this
Oh, let’s do the Odyssey

[Post-Chorus]
Odyssey, ya see!
Odyssey, ya see!
Odyssey, ya see!
Odyssey, ya see!
Odyssey, ya see!
Odyssey, ya see!
Odyssey, ya see!
Odyssey, Odyssey!

[Verse 2]
Spin the wheel, take a chance
Every journey starts a new romance
A new world’s calling out to you
Take a turn, off the path
Find a new addition to the cast
You know that any captain needs a crew

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Take it in stride as you move, side to side
They’re just different points of view
Jump with me, grab coins with me, oh yeah!

[Chorus 2]
Come on and jump up in the air
Jump without a care
Jump up ’cause you know that I’ll be there
And if you find you’re short on joy
Don’t fret, just don’t forget that
You’re still our 1-Up boy
So go on, straighten up your cap
Let your toes begin to tap
This rhythm is a power ‘shroom
Don’t forget you’re the super star
No one else could make it this far
Put a comb through that ‘stache
Now you’ve got panache
Oh, let’s do the Odyssey!

[Chorus 3]
It’s time to jump up in the air
Jump up, don’t be scared
Jump up and your cares will soar away
And if the dark clouds start to swirl
Don’t fear, don’t shed a tear ’cause
I’ll be your 1-Up girl
Now listen, all you boys and girls
All around the world
Don’t be afraid to get up and move
You know that we’re all superstars
We’re the ones who made it this far
Put a smile on that face
There’s no time to waste, so
Let’s do the Odyssey!

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Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Republicans, Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team, Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration
“In Too Deep” by Sum 41

The faster we’re falling,
We’re stopping and stalling
We’re running in circles again
Just as things we’re looking up
You said it wasn’t good enough
But still we’re trying one more time

Maybe we’re just trying to hard
When really it’s closer than it is too far

Cause I’m in too deep, and I’m trying to keep
Up above in my head, instead of going under
Cause I’m in too deep, and I’m trying to keep
Up above in my head, instead of going under
Instead of going under

Seems like each time
I’m with you I loose my mind
Because I’m bending over backwards to relate
It’s one thing to complain
But when you’re driving me insane
Well then I think it’s time that we took a break

Maybe we’re just trying to hard
When really it’s closer than it is too far

Cause I’m in too deep, and I’m trying to keep
Up above in my head, instead of going under
Cause I’m in too deep, and I’m trying to keep
Up above in my head, instead of going under
Instead of going under
Instead of going under
Instead of going under

I can’t sit back and wonder why
It took so long for this to die
And I hate it when you fake it
You can’t hide it you might as well embrace it
So believe me it’s not easy
It seems that something’s telling me

I’m in too deep, and I’m trying to keep
Up above in my head, instead of going under
Cause I’m in too deep, and I’m trying to keep
Up above in my head, instead of going under
Instead of going under

Instead of going under again
Instead of going under
Instead of going under again
Instead of going under again
Instead of going under again

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Sean Spicer; Michael Wolff; James Comey; Omarosa Manigault Newman
“…Baby One More Time” by Britney Spears

[Intro]
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby

[Verse 1]
Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know
That something wasn’t right here?
Oh baby, baby, I shouldn’t have let you go
And now you’re out of sight, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me, baby, cause I need to know now, oh, because

[Chorus]
My loneliness is killing me
(And I) I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I’m not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

[Verse 2]
Oh baby, baby, the reason I breathe is you
Boy, you got me blinded
Oh pretty baby, there’s nothing that I wouldn’t do
It’s not the way I planned it

[Pre-Chorus]
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me, baby, cause I need to know now, oh, because

[Chorus]
My loneliness is killing me
(And I) I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I’m not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

[Interlude]
Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know?
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn’t have let you go

[Bridge]
I must confess that my loneliness is killing me now
Don’t you know I still believe
That you will be here and give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

[Chorus]
My loneliness is killing me
(And I) I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I’m not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

[Bridge]
I must confess that my loneliness is killing me now
Don’t you know I still believe
That you will be here and give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Trump Family; United States of America
Auxiliary Topic: United States of America
“Alyssa Lies” by Jason Michael Carroll

My little girl met a new friend
Just the other day
On the playground at school
Between the tires and the swings

But she came home with tear-filled eyes
And she said to me, “Daddy, Alyssa lies.”

Well I just brushed it off at first
‘Cause I didn’t know how much my little girl had been hurt
Or the things she had seen
I wasn’t ready when I said, “You can tell me.”

And she said

Alyssa lies to the classroom
Alyssa lies everyday at school
Alyssa lies to the teachers
As she tries to cover every bruise

My little girl laid her head down that night to go to sleep
As I stepped out the room, I heard her say a prayer so soft and sweet
“God bless my mom and my dad
And my new friend, Alyssa
I know she needs you bad.”

Because Alyssa lies to the classroom
Alyssa lies everyday at school
Alyssa lies to the teachers
As she tries to cover every bruise

I had the worst night of sleep in years
As I tried to think of a way to calm her fears
I knew just what it was I had to do
But when we got to school on Monday, I heard the news

My little girl asked me why everybody looked so sad
The lump in my throat grew bigger
With every question that she asked
Until I felt the tears run down my face
And I told her that Alyssa wouldn’t be at school today

‘Cause she doesn’t lie in the classroom
She doesn’t lie anymore at school
Alyssa lies with Jesus
Because there’s nothin’ anyone would do

Tears filled my eyes when my little girl asked me why
Alyssa lies
Daddy, tell me why
Alyssa lies

 

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Trump Family; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration
“Master of the House” from Les Misérables

My band of soaks, my den of dissolutes
My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts
My sons of whores (no, no, no, no not tonight) spend their lives in my inn,
Homing pigeons homing in
They fly through my doors,
And they crawl out on all fours

Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down
And meet the best innkeeper in town
As for the rest, all of ’em crooks:
Rooking their guests and cooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who’s content to be

Master of the house, doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn’t cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!

Master of the house, keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve ’em of a sou or two
Watering the wine, making up the weight
Pickin’ up their knick-knacks when they can’t see straight
Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody’s bosom friend
I do whatever pleases
Jesus! Won’t I bleed ’em in the end!

Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
Never was a passerby to pass him by
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
Everybody’s boon companion
Everybody’s chaperone
But lock up your valises
Jesus! Won’t I skin you to the bone!

Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it’s beef
Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages with this and that
Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges
Plus some little extras on the side!
(Oh Santa!)

Charge ’em for the lice, extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice (Hand it over!)
Here a little slice, there a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks I knows
How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
Jesus! It’s amazing how it grows!

(Oh, sorry love
Must get something done about that)
I used to dream that I would meet a prince
But God Almighty, have you seen what’s happened since?

Master of the house? Isn’t worth my spit!
Comforter, philosopher and lifelong shit!
Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
Thinks he’s quite a lover but there’s not much there
What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
God knows how I’ve lasted living with this bastard in the house!

Master of the house!
Master and a half!
Comforter, philosopher
Don’t make me laugh!
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!

Everybody bless the landlord!
Everybody bless his spouse!

Everybody raise a glass
Raise it up the master’s arse
Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!

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