Topic: Donald J. Trump; Murder Victims; Mass Shootings
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“What Part of No” by Lorrie Morgan
Sir if you don’t mind I’d rather be alone
From the moment I walked in tonight
You’ve been coming on
If I’ve told you once I’ve told you twice
I’m just here to unwind
I’m not interested in romance or
What you have in mind
What part of no don’t you understand
To put it plain and simple
I’m not into one night stands
I’ll be glad to explain it
If it’s too hard to comprehend
So tell me what part of no
Don’t you understand
I appreciate the drink and the
Rose was nice of you
I don’t mean to be so mean
But I don’t think I’m getting through
No I don’t need no company
No I don’t want to dance
So what part of no don’t you understand
What part of no don’t you understand
To put it plain and simple
I’m not into one night stands
I’ll be glad to explain it
If it’s too hard to comprehend
So tell me what part of no
Don’t you understand
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump: Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims; Trump Family
“Johnny Came Home Headless” by the Arrogant Worms
Oh, Johnny was a tall man but his memory was short
He’d forget to duck at doorways and often he’d get hurt
I took good care of him for he had no family
Actually he did, but he forgot who they be
Johnny often liked to go out on the town
He’d forget where he’d be going so he’d just wander around
I knew when he was back for I would hear the smack
Of his head hitting the doorway but tonight it was alack
Johnny came home headless, it was a great disgrace
But wherever it’s a-lying there’s a smile upon his face
I should have seen it coming, he finally lost his mind
But if his head don’t turn up soon then all his hats are mine
Johnny came towards me but suddenly he stopped
As if trying to think of something but having no luck
Still he didn’t notice that his head weren’t there
‘Til he took out a brush and tried to comb his hair
I said, “Johnny where’s your cranium?” but he didn’t seem to know
He just shrugged his shoulders and tried to find his nose
And the sight of him there topless made me start to cry
For I feared we’d ne’er again see eye to eye
Johnny came home headless, it was a great disgrace
But wherever it’s a-lying there’s a smile upon his face
I should have seen it coming, he should have stayed in bed
For now I fear he’ll spend his life just trying to get ahead
Refusing to believe that he had split for good
His lower half and me searched the neighbourhood
It soon became apparent that his head we wouldn’t find it
He could not retrace his steps, he was absent minded
Well years went by til late one night I heard a voice I swore
Was Johnny calling out to me, I flung open the door
Johnny’s head was home, it took a taxi cab
Alas, it was too late, his body had gone bad
Johnny’s head was homeless, his body was cremated
And the funeral was harder than he had anticipated
I should of seen it coming he said in his eulogy
But never thought I’d have to say I ain’t got no-body
(I ain’t got nobody)
Johnny came home headless, it was a great disgrace
But now his head’s upon a shelf, a smile upon his face
But now his head’s upon a shelf, a smile upon his face
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
Auxiliary Topic: Brett Kavanaugh; Rape Victims
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Xi Jinping; China
“Californication” by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind’s elation
And little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotation
And if you want these kind of dreams
It’s Californication
It’s the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it’s settled in a final location
It’s understood that Hollywood sells Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin, is this your chin?
Or is that war you’re waging?
First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Marry me girl, be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It’s Californication
Space may be the final frontier
But it’s made in a Hollywood basement
And Cobain, can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off “Station to Station”?
And Alderaan’s not far away
It’s Californication
Born and raised by those who praise control of population
Well, everybody’s been there
And I don’t mean on vacation
First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl’s guitar
They’re just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn’t save the world from Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest, there is no test
But this is what you’re craving
First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Topic: Brett Kavanaugh; Christine Blasey Ford; Deborah Ramirez; Julie Swetnick; Rape Victims
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
Tertiary Topic: Republicans; Republican Party; Rape Victims
“Liquid Dreams” by O-Town
Posters of love surrounding me, lost in the world of fantasy
Every night she comes to me and gives me all the love I need.
Now this hot girl, she’s not your average girl
She’s a morpharotic dream from a magazine
And she’s so fine designed to blow your mind
She’s a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen
I dream about a girl who’s a mix of Destiny’s Child
Just a little touch Madonna’s wild style
With Janet Jackson’s smile, throw in a body like Jennifers’
You’ve got the star of my liquid dream
Angelina Jolie’s lips to kiss in the dark
Underneath Cindy C’s beauty mark
When it comes to the test well Tyra’s the best
And Salma Hayek brings the rest
Now this hot girl, she’s not your average girl
She’s a morpharotic dream from a magazine
And she’s so fine designed to blow your mind
She’s a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen
I dream about a girl who’s a mix of Destiny’s Child
Just a little touch Madonna’s wild style
And Janet Jackson’s smile, throw in a body like Jennifer’s
You’ve got the star of my liquid dreams
Looks ain’t everything she’s got the sweetest personality
Like Halle B
My mama thinks I’m lazy, my friend all think I’m crazy
But in my mind, I leave the world behind every night I dream
Oh.
Liquid Dreams, my Liquid Dreams
Waterfall and streams, these liquid dreams
I dream about a girl who’s a mix of Destiny’s Child
Just little touch of Madonna’s wild style
With Janet Jackson’s smile
Throw in a body like Jennifer’s
You’ve got the star of my liquid dreams
My liquid dreams
My liquid dreams
My liquid dreams
Dark Side of Brian 