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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Trump Family; Jeffrey Epstein; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Wildside” by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

Ah yeah huh..America the Beautiful
Huh, yeah, let me introduce y’all..to the Wildside

Annie was a high school cheerleader
Pom poms and bobby socks, and no girl was sweeter

Come Prom time everybody was on the line
All the fellas swinging nickel and dime
Tales about love and lust and trust
But Annie took it all in stride
Cause deep inside Annie had aspirations
Besides that had expectations
Wanted to be a chemical engineer
Making fifty to fifty-five thousand a year
Her first year of college was a success
But along commes Billy possessed and obsessed
He took Annie on a fatal date
And showed her things that make heartbeats accelerate
Annie took a hit breathed two short breaths
One for life..the last for death
Now she’s gone, a former Valedictorian
Ended up becoming a topic for historians
Washed up dreams and shattered pride
All because Annie took a hit – on the Wildside

Ron had enough of being broke everyday
Saying to himself, there’s gotta be a better way
Cause 9 to 5 wasn’t worth the headaches
So Ron figured out a faster way to make – money
Before you know it, he’s a rich man
Gold on every finger of his hand
A brand new BMW, a condo, Ron ended up a John Doe
A body was found in the alley but never claimed
Full of bullet holes but none to blame
Ron became another victim of homicide
Because he chose to walk – on the Wildside

Charles had everything going for him
A top paying job, a good life, a good wife
A baby boy on the way any day
A gentleman attitude is all he displayed
Carol was the wife he loved and adored
Her family and friends treated him like an Ambassador
One night on the other side of town
A police dispatcher picked up a weird sound
Charles on the car phone asking for help
Claiming a burglar shot his wife and himself
His pregnant wife lay slumped over
Dreams corrupted and a young life over
Extensive searches throughout the projects
Put a lot of people through misery and wreck
Everyone a suspect ’til someone was found
Interrogated ’cause their skin was brown
Then there was Bennett, guilty until proven so
But soon as the case started moving slow
What do you know, sure as as sea gull gets webbed toed
Charles was the culprit
The whole plot was an insurance scam
Charles and his brother came up with a plan
Kill Carol, collect a big check
Blame it on a black man, what the heck?
And just before the story was known
Charles had a feeling that his cover was blown
So he jumped off a bridge
Committed suicide
This is how it is – on the Wildside

Little Tiffany, only thirteen
Came to the city, place of big dreams
Visiting family and friends for the summertime
Sittin’ on a mailbox, watchin’ the boys climb trees
And the girls play hopscotch
So far, her vacation was top notch
Out of the blue, a Mercedes at top speed
Gang bangers chasin’ the robbers on the stampede
Quick as a blink shots rang out loud
And a hail of bullets zipped through the crowd
One hit Tiffany, and instantly she died
Innocently – on the Wildside

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Shame” by Matchbox Twenty

What we learned here is love tastes bitter when it’s gone
Past yourself forget the light, things look dirty when it’s on
Funny how it comes to pass, that all the good slips away
And there’s no one around you can remember being good to you

Shame, shouldn’t try you, couldn’t step by you
And open up more
Shame, shame, shame

What we lost here is something better left alone
Second steps have been forgotten, will you tell me how they go
Set yourself, situate, like a fool try again
There’s no one around you can remember being good, for you so

Shame, shouldn’t try you, couldn’t step by you
And open up more
Shame, shame, shame

Shame, shouldn’t try you, couldn’t step by you
And open up more
Shame, shame, shame

We never thought we’d get so troubled
We could never think that much
It should never get this bad

So let the wind blow yah across a big floor
But there’s no one around who can tell us what we’re here for
Funny in a certain light, how we all seem to look the same
And there’s no one in life you can remember ever stood
For you, so

Shame, shouldn’t try you, couldn’t step by you
And open up more
Shame, shame, shame
Shame, shouldn’t try you, couldn’t step by you
And open up more
Shame, shame, shame

https://youtu.be/qX5E-I5PpPk

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Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Tertiary Topic: Department of Justice; Alexander Costa
“You Are a Pirate” by LazyTown

Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

Yar har fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

You are a pirate! (Yay!)

We got us a map (a map) to lead us to a hidden box
That’s all locked up with locks (with locks) and buried deep away
We’ll dig up the box (the box), we know it’s full of precious booty
Bust open the locks, and then we’ll say “hooray!”

Yar har fiddle-dee-dee
If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!

Weigh anchor!

Yar har fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Arr yarr ahoy and avast, dig at dirt and you dig at it fast!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate!

We’re sailing away (set sail), adventure waits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har) and run and jump all day (Yay)
We float on our boat (the boat) until its time to drop the anchor
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye) until we sail again!

Yar har fiddle-dee-dee
If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!

Land ho!

Yar har fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Yar har wind at your back lads, wherever you go!
Blue sky above and blue ocean below, you are a pirate!

You are a pirate!

https://youtu.be/i8ju_10NkGY

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Resistance
“Birdhouse in Your Soul” by They Might Be Giants

I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend

But I am

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
It’s a simple message and I’m leaving out the whistles and bells
So the room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is blue canary one note spelled l-I-t-e
My story’s infinite
Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn’t rest

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

There’s a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
I’d be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts
Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels its always near

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

(And while you’re at it
Keep the nightlight on inside the
Birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you’re at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you’re at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

https://youtu.be/NhjSzjoU7OQ

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Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Natalia Veselnitskaya; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Another Saturday Night” by Sam Cooke

[Chorus: ]
Another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody
I’ve got some money cause I just got paid
Now how I wish I had someone to talk to

I’m in an awful way

I got in town a month ago
I’ve seen a lot of girls since then
If I could meet ’em I could get ’em
But as yet I haven’t met ’em
That’s how I’m in the state I’m in

[Chorus]

Another fella told me
He had a sister who looked just fine
Instead of being my deliverance
She had a strange resemblance
To a cat named Frankenstein

[Chorus]

It’s hard on a fella
When he don’t know his way around
If I don’t find me a honey
To help me spend my money
I’m gonna have to blow this town

Another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody
I’ve got some money cause I just got paid
Now how I wish I had someone to talk to
I’m in an awful way

Another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody
I’ve got some money cause I just got paid
Now how I wish I had someone to talk to
I’m in an awful ooo
I’m in an awful way
He’s in an awful way

I’m in an awful ooo
I’m in an awful way
He’s in an awful way
I’m in an awful way

https://youtu.be/0O8m0mMDpHw

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