“Alternative” Lyrics 289

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“The Duck Song” by Bryant Oden

(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
“Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?”

The man said
“No we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold
And it’s fresh
And it’s all home-made. Can I get you
Glass?”
The duck said,
“I’ll pass”.

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
‘Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
“Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
“No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade OK?
Why not give it a try?”
The duck said,
“Goodbye.”good day

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
‘Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
“Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold.
Why not give it a go?”
The duck said,
“How ’bout, no.”

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
‘Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
“Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?”
The man said,
“THAT’S IT!
If you don’t stay away,duck,
I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck
So don’t get to close!”
The duck said,
“Adios.”

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
‘Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand,
“Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?”
“What”
“Got any glue?”
“No, why would I– oh!”
And one more question for you;
“Got any grapes?”
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)

And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
“Come on duck, let’s walk to the store.
I’ll buy you some grapes
So you won’t have to ask anymore.”
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes.
He gave one to the duck and the duck said,
“Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store has any lemonade?”

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)

https://youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q

“Alternative” Lyrics 283

Topic: Resistance
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Grandpa (Tell Me ’bout the Good Old Days)” by the Judds

Grandpa, tell me ’bout the good old days
Sometimes it feels like
This world’s gone crazy
Grandpa, take me back to yesterday
When the line between right and wrong
Didn’t seem so hazy

Did lovers really fall in love to stay
And stand beside each other, come what may?
Was a promise really something people kept
Not just something they would say?
Did families really bow their heads to pray?
Did daddies really never go away?
Oh, Grandpa, tell me ’bout the good old days

Grandpa, everything is changing fast
We call it progress
But I just don’t know
And Grandpa, let’s wander back into the past
And paint me the picture
Of long ago

Did lovers really fall in love to stay
And stand beside each other come what may?
Was a promise really something people kept
Not just something they would say and then forget?
Did families really bow their heads to pray?
Did daddies really never go away?
Oh, Grandpa, tell me ’bout the good old days
Oh, Grandpa, tell me ’bout the good old days

“Alternative” Lyrics 282

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Those Were the Days” by Carroll O’Connor and Jean Stapleton from All in the Family

Boy, the way Glenn Miller played!
Songs that made the Hit Parade.
Guys like us, we had it made.
Those were the days!

And you knew where you were then.
Girls were girls and men were men.
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

Didn’t need no welfare state.
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days!

“Alternative” Lyrics 279

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Pump Up the Jam” by Technotronic

Pump up the jam
Pump it up
While your feet are stomping
And the jam is pumping
Look ahead: the crowd is jumpin’

Pump it up a little more
Get the party goin’ on the dance floor
See? ‘Coz that’s where the party’s at
And you’ll find out, if you do that

I want
A place to stay
Get your booty on the floor, tonight
Make my day

I want
A place to stay
Get your booty on the floor, tonight
Make my day

Make my day
Make my day
Make my day
Make my day

Yo! Pump up the jam
Pump it up
While your feet are stomping
And the jam is pumping
Look ahead: the crowd are jumpin’

Pump it up a little more
Get the party goin’ on the dance floor
See? ‘Coz that’s where the party’s at
And you’ll find out, if you do that

I want
A place to stay
Get your booty on the floor, tonight
Make my day

I want
A place to stay
Get your booty on the floor, tonight
Make my day

Make my day
Make my
Make my
Make
Make my day

Make my day
Make my day
Make my
Make my
Make
Make my day

Yo! Pump up the jam
Pump it up
Ah, pump it up
Yo! Pump it!
Pump up the jam
Pump it up
Ah, pump it up
Yo! Pump it!

Pump up the jam
Pump it up
Ah, pump it up
Yo! Pump it!
Pump up the jam
Pump it
Pump it
Pump it
Pump it
Yo!

Pump up the jam
Ah, pump up the jam
Pump up the jam
Pump it up
Ah, pump it
Pump it
Pump it

Pump up the jam
Pump up the jam
Pump up the jam
Pump it
Pump it
Pump it
Pump it
Pump!

Pump up the jam
Pump it up
While your feet are stomping
And the jam is pumping
Look ahead: the crowd is jumpin’

Pump it up a little more
Get the party goin’ on the dance floor
See? ‘Coz that’s where the party’s at
And you’ll find out, if you do that

I want
A place to stay
Get your booty on the floor, tonight
Make my day

I want
A place to stay
Get your booty on the floor, tonight
Make my day

I want
A place to stay
Get your booty on the floor, tonight
Make my day

I want
A place to stay
Get your booty on the floor, tonight
Make my day

https://youtu.be/9EcjWd-O4jI

“Alternative” Lyrics 278

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“That’s Something to Be Proud Of” by Montgomery Gentry

There’s a story that my daddy tells religiously
Like clockwork every time he sees an opening
In a conversation about the way things used to be

Well, I’d just roll my eyes and make a beeline for the door

But I’d always end up starry-eyed, cross-legged on the floor
Hanging on to every word
Man, the things I heard

It was harder times and longer days
Five miles to school, uphill both ways
We were cane-switched raised, and dirt-floor poor
‘Course that was back before the war

Yeah, your uncle and I made quite a pair
Flying F-15’s through hostile air
He went down but they missed me by a hair
He’d always stop right there and say

That’s something to be proud of
That’s a life you can hang your hat on
That’s a chin held high as the tears fall down
A gut sucked in, a chest stuck out
Like a small-town flag a-flyin’
Or a newborn baby cryin’
In the arms of the woman that you love
That’s something to be proud of

Son graduatin’ college, that was mama’s dream
But I was on my way to anywhere else when I turned 18
‘Cause when you gotta fast car you think you’ve got everything
I learned quick those GTO’s don’t run on faith
I ended up broken down in some town north of L.A.
Working maximum hours for minimum wage

Well, I fell in love, next thing I know
The babies came, the car got sold
I sure do miss that old hot rod
But you sure save gas in them foreign jobs
Dad, I wonder if I ever let you down
If you’re ashamed of how I turned out
Well, he lowered his voice, then he raised his brow
Said, let me tell ya right now

That’s something to be proud of
That’s a life you can hang your hat on
You don’t need to make a million
Just be thankful to be workin’
If you’re doing what you’re able
And putting food there on the table
And providing for the family that you love
That’s something to be proud of

And if all you ever really do is the best you can
Well, you did it man

That’s something to be proud of
That’s a life you can hang your hat on
That’s a chin held high as the tears fall down
A gut sucked in, a chest stuck out
Like a small-town flag a-flyin’
Or a newborn baby cryin’
In the arms of the woman that you love
That’s something to be proud of
That’s something to be proud of
Yeah, that’s something to be proud of
That’s something to be proud of
Now that’s something to be proud of

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