“Alternative” Lyrics 276

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base; White Supremacists
“Denver, the Last Dinosaur” by Unknown from Denver, the Last Dinosaur

One, two, three, four

Denver, the last dinosaur
He’s my friend and a whole lot more
Denver, the last dinosaur
Shows me a world I never saw before

From the hot, hot jungle
A long time ago
Comes a cool, cool friend
My pal dino

Denver the last dinosaur
He’s my friend and a whole lot more
Denver the last dinosaur
Shows me a world I never saw before

Everywhere we go
We don’t really care
If people stop and stare
At our pal dino

From pre-history
Through the rock and roll spotlight
We’ve found a friend who helps us make it through all right

That’s Denver the last dinosaur
He’s my friend and a whole lot more
Denver the last dinosaur
Shows me a world I never saw before

https://youtu.be/sLlibrF5DRM

“Alternative” Lyrics 275

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
“I Won’t Say (I’m in Love)” by Susan Egan from Hercules

If there’s a prize for rotten judgement,
I guess I’ve already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That’s ancient history, been there, done that

Who d’you think you’re kidding
He’s the earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden,
Honey we can see right through you
Girl you can’t conceal it
We know how you’re feeling
Who you thinking of

No chance no way I won’t say it, no no
(You swoon you sigh why deny it oh oh)
It’s too cliche I won’t say I’m in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming “Get a grip girl
Unless you’re dying to cry your heart out

Girl you can’t deny it
Who you are is how you’re feeling
Baby we’re not buying
Hon we saw you hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When you gonna own up that you got got got it bad

No chance no way I won’t say it, no no
(Give up, give in, check the grin you’re in love)
This scene won’t play I won’t say I’m in love
(We’ll do it until you admit you’re in love)
You’re way off base I won’t say it
Get off my case I won’t say it
(Girl don’t be proud it’s okay you’re in love)
At least out loud I won’t say I’m in love

“Alternative” Lyrics 273

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Matthew Whitaker
“One Last Hope” by Danny DeVito from Hercules

So, ya wanna be a hero, kid?
Well, whoop-de-do!
I have been around the block before
With blockheads just like you

Each and everyone a disappointment
Pain for which there ain’t no ointment
So much for excuses
Though a kid of Zeus is
Asking me to jump into the fray
My answer is two words
OK
You win
Oh gods
Oy vay!

I’d given up hope that someone would come along
A fellow who’d ring the bell for once
Not the gong
The kind who wins trophies
Won’t settle for low fees
At least semi-pro fees
But no, I get the greenhorn

I’ve been out to pasture pal, my ambition gone
Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn
But you need an advisor
A satyr, but wiser
A good merchandiser
And oh!
There goes my ulcer!

I’m down to one last hope
And I hope it’s you
Though, kid, you’re not exactly
A dream come true
I’ve trained enough turkeys
Who never came through
You’re my one last hope
So you’ll have to do

Demigods have faced the odds
And ended up a mockery
Don’t believe the stories
That you read on all the crockery

To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art
Like painting a masterpiece, it’s a work of heart
It takes more than sinew
Comes down to what’s in you
You have to continue to grow
Now that’s more like it!

I’m down to one last shoot
And my last high note
Before that blasted Underworld
Gets my goat
My dreams are on you, kid
Go make ’em come true
Climb that uphill slope
Keep pushing that envelope
You’re my one last hope
And, kid, it’s up to you

https://youtu.be/VCH5dp0PxsY

“Alternative” Lyrics 272

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Resistance
Auxiliary Topic: Republicans; Republican Party; Resistance
“A Man Has Dreams” by David Tomlinson and Dick Van Dyke from Mary Poppins

A man has dreams of walking with giants
To carve his niche in the edifice of time
Before the mortar of his zeal
Has a chance to congeal

The cup is dashed from his lips
The flame is snuffed aborning
He’s brought to rack and ruin in his prime

My world was calm, well ordered, exemplary
Then came this person, with chaos in her wake
And now my life’s ambitions go with one fell blow
It’s quite a bitter pill to take

A spoonful of sugar that is all it takes
It changes bread and water into tea and cakes
A spoonful of sugar goes a long, long way
‘Ave yourself a ‘ealthy ‘elpin’ ev’ry day

You’re a man of ‘igh position
Esteemed by your peers
And when your little tykes are cryin’
You ‘aven’t time to dry their tears
And see them grateful little faces
Smilin’ up at you
Because their dad, ‘e always knows
Just what to do

You’ve got to grind, grind, grind
At that grindstone
Though child’ood slips like sand through a sieve
And all too soon they’ve up and grown
And then they’ve flown
And it’s too late for you to give
Just that spoonful of sugar
To ‘elp the medicine go down
The medicine go down, the medicine go down

https://youtu.be/VrfbmGrGV7U

“Alternative” Lyrics 269

Topic: Resistance; Forefathers; Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
“Wreck-It, Wreck-It Ralph” by Buckner & Garcia from Wreck-It Ralph

Wreck it Ralph is a giant of a man
Nine feet tall with really big hands
Living in a stump on his very own land
Until his world went crazy

He was minding his own business on the day they came
They showed a piece of paper saying eminent domain
They built an apartment building saying progress was to blame
But he got mad
And he turned bad
Brick by brick he’s gonna take his land back

Wreck it, Wreck it Ralph, as fast as you can
You know you can do it with your colossal hands
So don’t let fix it Felix and that building stand
I wreck it (I wreck it)
I fix it (I fix it)
I wreck it (I wreck it)
I fix it (I fix it)

You fixed it

Fix it Felix is a really great guy
Watch him get all turbo-charged when he eats a pie
Not just a superintendent
He’s a super super guy
And everybody loves him

With his trusty tool belt and steel toed shoes
Nicelanders believe that Felix just can’t lose
So when wreck it Ralph starts to come unglued
He doesn’t get mad
‘Cause he’s so rad
Brick by brick he’s gonna build it back

Fix it, fix it Felix, as fast as you can
Use the magic hammer you got from your old man
But you know wreck it Ralph won’t let that building stand
I wreck it (I wreck it)
I fix it (I fix it)
I wreck it (I wreck it)
I fix it (I fix it)

Every level tension’s getting stronger
So be careful just a little longer
You’ll get a medal when your work is through
Just for you
Just for you
Just for you

Wreck it, wreck it Ralph, as fast as you can
You know you can do it with your colossal hands
So don’t let fix it Felix and that building stand
I wreck it (I wreck it)
I fix it (I fix it)

Fix it, fix it Felix, as fast as you can
Use the magic hammer you got from your old man
But you know wreck it Ralph won’t let that building stand
I wreck it (I wreck it)
I fix it (I fix it)
I wreck it (I wreck it)
I fix it (I fix it)

You fixed it

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