“Alternative” Lyrics 510

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party
“One Chorus Line” by Cast from Treehouse of Horrors V

Cast:
One…
Chorus line of people
Dancing till they make a stop.

Groundskeeper Willie:
Two/Too…

Cast:
..Many dancing people
Covered with blood, gore and glop.

Just
One
Sniff of that fog and you’re inside out
It’s worse than that flesh-eating virus you’ve read about

Vital organs, they are what we’re dressed in
The family dog is eyeing Bart’s intestine
Happy Halloween!

“Alternative” Lyrics 509

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Standing Knee Deep in a River (Dying of Thirst)” by Kathy Mattea

Friends I could count on, I could count on one hand
With a leftover finger or two
I took ’em for granted, let ’em all slip away
Now where they are I wish I knew

They roll by just like water
And I guess we never learn
Go through life parched and empty
Standing knee deep in a river and dying of thirst

Sometimes I remember sweethearts I’ve known
Some I’ve forgotten I suppose
One or two still linger, oh, and I wonder now
Why I ever let them go?

They roll by just like water
And I guess we never learn
Go through life parched and empty
Standing knee deep in a river and dying of thirst

So the sidewalk is crowded, the city goes by
And I rush through another day
And a world full of strangers turn their eyes to me
But I just look the other way

They roll by just like water
And I guess we never learn
Go through life parched and empty
Standing knee deep in a river and dying of thirst

They roll by just like water
And I guess we never learn
Go through life parched and empty
Standing knee deep in a river and dying of thirst

https://youtu.be/f9Foj7cExlk

“Alternative” Lyrics 508

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine; Scott Morrison; Australia; Xi Jinping; China
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Third Rate Romance” by Sammy Kershaw

Sittin’ in a tiny table in a ritzy restaurant
She was starin’ at her coffee cup
He was tryin’ to keep his courage up
By applyin’ booze

And talk was small when they talked at all
They both knew what they wanted
There was no need to talk about it
They were old enough to scope it out
And keep it loose

She said, “You don’t look like my type
But I guess you’ll do”
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
And he said, “I’ll even tell you that I love you
If you want me to”
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous

When they left the bar
They got in his car
And they drove away
He drove to the family inn
She didn’t even have to pretend
She didn’t know what for

And he went to the desk
And made his request
While she waited outside
Then he came back with the key
She said, “Give it to me
And I’ll unlock the door”

She kept saying
“I’ve never really done this kind of thing before, have you”
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
And he said, “Yes I have
But only a time or two”
Third rate romance
Low rent redezvous
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous

https://youtu.be/a1KtIJq5s4g

“Alternative” Lyrics 507

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Russia; China; North Korea
“Monkey See Monkey Do” by Various

Oh when we clap, clap, clap our hands
The monkey claps his hands!

(Chorus)
Monkey see and monkey do
Monkey do the same as you!

When we tap, tap, tap our toes
The monkey tap, tap, taps his toes!

(Chorus)

When we nod, nod, nod our heads
The monkey nod, nod, nods his head!

(Chorus)

When we stamp, stamp, stamp our feet
The monkey stamp, stamp, stamps his feet!

https://youtu.be/ZdCLvwK8I6c

“Alternative” Lyrics 506

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Russia; China; North Korea
“Monkey See Monkey Do” by Wildside

Fresh look, a new scene
On the cover of a magazine
We see it changin’ everyday
Uptown, fast cars
Wanna be a Hollywood movie star
And now you think you’ve got it made

Follow the leader, you’re waiting on the line
For someone to teach you the way to live your life

No deal, no dice
Everybody’s gotta pay the price
In this town nothing comes for free
Dead broke, sky high
Now you’re looking for a alibi
What you want ain’t always what you need

Follow the leader, you’re waiting on the line
For someone to teach you the way to live your life

Monkey see, monkey do
Over and over again
You follow the best you look like the rest
You ain’t got a clue, monkey see, monkey do

Do this, do that
See the man on the T.V. set
He’s preachin’ money is the way
Well I’ve had my feel
One more, dressed to kill
It’s getting tougher every day

Follow the leader, you’re waiting on the line
For someone to teach you the way to live your life

They want it all, they want it fast, they want it easy
So out of touch, it’s not enough, it’s never pleasin’
It’s what we need, the american dream

https://youtu.be/txSc8CIr3pA

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