“Alternative” Lyrics 37

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans
“Boom, Boom, Ain’t It Great To Be Crazy” by Various

A horse and a flea and three blind mice
Sat on a curbstone shooting dice,
The horse he slipped and fell on the flea,
“Whoops,” said the flea, “there’s a horse on me!”

Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy,
Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy,
Giddy and foolish the whole day through,
Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy?

Way down South where bananas grow,
A flea stepped on an elephant’s toe,
The elephant cried with tears in his eyes,
“Why don’t you pick on someone your size?”

Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy,
Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy,
Giddy and foolish the whole day through,
Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy?

Way up North where there’s ice and snow
There lived a penguin and his name was Joe,
He got so tired of black and white,
He wore pink slacks to the dance last night.

Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy,
Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy,
Giddy and foolish the whole day through,
Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy?

Giddy and foolish the whole day through,
Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy?

“Alternative” Lyrics 36

Topic: Donald J. Trump.: Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans
“You’re so Vain” by Carly Simon

You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they’d be your partner
They’d be your partner, and

You’re so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You’re so vain,
I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you?
Don’t you?

You had me several years ago
When I was still naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and

You’re so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You’re so vain, (you’re so vain)
I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you?
Don’t you?
Don’t you?

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and

You’re so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You’re so vain, (you’re so vain)
I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you?
Don’t you?

Well I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse, naturally, won
Then you flew your Learjet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well, you’re where you should be all the time
And when you’re not, you’re with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a close friend,
Wife of a close friend, and

You’re so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You’re so vain, (you’re so vain)
I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you?
Don’t you?
Don’t you?

“Alternative” Lyrics 35

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Any and All of Donald J. Trump’s Wives
“Risseldy, Rosseldy” by Various

I married my wife
In the month of June,
Risseldy, rosseldy,
Mow, mow, mow,
I carried her off
In a silver spoon,
Risseldy, Rosseldy,
Hey bambassity,
Nickety, nackety,
Retrical quality,
Willowby, wallowby,
Mow, mow, mow.

She combed her hair
But once a year,
Risseldy, rosseldy,
Mow, mow, mow,
With every rake
She shed a tear,
Risseldy, Rosseldy,
Hey bambassity,
Nickety, nackety,
Retrical quality,
Willowby, wallowby,
Mow, mow, mow.

She swept the floor
But once a year,
Risseldy, rosseldy,
Mow, mow, mow,
She swore her broom
Was much to dear,
Risseldy, Rosseldy,
Hey bambassity,
Nickety, nackety,
Retrical quality,
Willowby, wallowby,
Mow, mow, mow.

She churned her butter
In Dad’s old boot,
Risseldy, rosseldy,
Mow, mow, mow,
And for a dasher
Used her foot,
Risseldy, Rosseldy,
Hey bambassity,
Nickety, nackety,
Retrical quality,
Willowby, wallowby,
Mow, mow, mow.

The butter came out
A grizzly gray,
Risseldy, rosseldy,
Mow, mow, mow,
The cheese took legs
And ran away,
Risseldy, Rosseldy,
Hey bambassity,
Nickety, nackety,
Retrical quality,
Willowby, wallowby,
Mow, mow, mow.

“Alternative” Lyrics 34

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Once an Austrian” by Various

Once an Austrian went yodeling on a mountain so high,
When he met with an avalanche,
Interrupting his cry.

Ho-li-ah, ho-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah cuckoo (“rumble, rumble”),
Ho-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah cuckoo (“rumble, rumble”),
Ho-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah cuckoo (“rumble, rumble”),
Ho-le-rah-hi-hi-ah-ho.

Once an Austrian went yodeling
On a mountin so high,
When he met with a skier
Interrupting his cry.

Chorus:
Ho-li-ah
Ho-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo (3x)
(swoosh, rumble, rumble)
Ho-le-rah-hi-hia-ah-ho

Once an Austrian went yodeling
On a mountain so high,
When he met with a St. Bernard
Interrupting his cry.

Chorus (arf, arf, swoosh, rumble, rumble)

Once an Austrian went yodeling
On a mountain so high,
When he met with a Grizzly bear
Interrupting his cry

Chorus (grr, arf, arf, swoosh, rumble, rumble)

Once an Austrian went yodeling
On a mountain so high,
When he met with a milking maid
Interrupting his cry.

Chorus (tss, tss, grr, arf, arf, swoosh, rumble, rumble)

Once an Austrian went yodeling
On a mountain so high,
When he met with a pretty girl
Interrupting his cry.

Chorus (smack, smack, tss, tss, grr, arf, arf, swoosh, rumble, rumble)

“Alternative” Lyrics 33

Topic: Resistance; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Politicians; Donald J. Trump
“You’ve Got to Stand for Something” by Aaron Tippin

Now Daddy didn’t like trouble, but if it came along
Everyone that knew him knew which side that he’d be on
He never was a hero, or this county’s shinin’ light
But you could always find him standing up
For what he thought was right
He’d say you’ve got to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything
You’ve got to be your own man not a puppet on a string
Never compromise what’s right and uphold your family name
You’ve got to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything

Now we might have been better off or owned a bigger house
If Daddy had done more givin’ in or a little more backing down
But we always had plenty just living his advice
Whatever you do today you’ll have to sleep with tonight

He’d say you’ve got to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything
You’ve got to be your own man not a puppet on a string
Never compromise what’s right and uphold your family name
You’ve got to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything

Now I know that things are different than they were in Daddy’s days
But I still believe what makes a man really hasn’t changed

You’ve got to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything
You’ve got to be your own man not a puppet on a string
Never compromise what’s right and uphold your family name
You’ve got to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything

You’ve got to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything.

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