Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Policies
“John Brown’s Baby” by Various
John Brown’s baby had a cold upon his chest
John Brown’s baby had a cold upon his chest
John Brown’s baby had a cold upon his chest
And they rubbed it with camphorated oil.
Verse 2: Omit word “baby” throughout and do motion
Verse 3: Omit “baby” and “cold” and do motions
Verse 4: Omit “baby”, “cold” and “chest” and do motions
Verse 5: Omit “baby”, “cold”, “chest” and “rubbed” and do motions
Verse 6: Omit “baby”, “cold”, “chest”, “rubbed” and “camphorated oil” and do motions
MOTIONS (not done on Verse 1):
baby – rock baby in arms
cold – sneeze
chest – slap chest
rubbed – rub chest
camphorated oil – hold nose and make a face
Topic: Immigrants
“It’s the Hard-Knock Life” from Annie
[ORPHANS]
It’s a hard-knock life for us!
It’s a hard-knock life for us!
[ANNIE]
‘Stead of treated
[ORPHANS]
We get tricked!
[ANNIE]
‘Stead of kisses
[ORPHANS]
We get kicked!
[ALL]
It’s a hard-knock life!
Got no folks to speak of, so
It’s the hard-knock row we ho
Cotton blanket
‘stead a wool
Empty Bellies
‘Stead a full!
It’s a hard-knock life!
[ANNIE]
Don’t it feel like the wind is always howlin?
[KATE AND TESSA]
Don’t it seem like there’s never any light!
[ANNIE and MOLLY]
Once a day, don’t you wanna throw the towel in?
[PEPPER,JULY]
It’s easier than putting up a fight
[ANNIE]
No one’s there when your dreams at night are creepy!
No one cares if you grow or if you shrink!
No one dries when your eyes get wet and weepy
[ALL]
From the crying you would think this place’s would sink!
Ohhhh!!!!!!!
Empty belly life!
Rotten smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!
[MOLLY]
Santa Claus we never see
[ANNIE]
Santa Claus, what’s that?
Who’s he?
[ALL]
No one cares for you a smidge
When you’re in a orphanage
It’s the hard knock life
[MOLLY]
(Making a whistling sound and imitating Miss Hannigan)
You’ll stay up till this dump shines like the top of the Chrysler Building
[ORPHANS (Except Molly)]
Yank the whiskers from her chin
Jab her with a safety Pin
Make her drink a Mickey Finn
I love you Miss Hannigan
[Molly]
Get to work!
Strip them beds!
Scrub that floor!
Polish my shoes!
And I mean
Start
NOW!
[ALL]
It’s the hard-knock life for us
It’s the hard-knock life for us
No one cares for you a smidge
When your in a orphanage
It’s The Hard Knock Life!
It’s the Hard Knock Life!
IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE!!!
Topic: Immigrants
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Steal My Sunshine” by Len
I was lying on the grass on Sunday morning of last week
Indulging in my self defeat
My mind was thugged all laced and bugged all twisted wrong and beat
A comfortable three feet deep
Now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning weak
Impaired my tribal lunar speak
And of course you can’t become if you only say what you would have done
So I missed a million miles of fun
I know it’s up for me
If you steal my sunshine
Making sure I’m not in too deep
If you steal my sunshine
Keeping versed and on my feet
Check, c’mere c’mere, c’mere
Wow, look at her
I know
I’ve never seen Sharon look so bad before
I did once before, but this is pretty bad
Yeah, what do you think she got up to last night?
Ha ha ha
Well, I, Karen I love you
I was lying on the bench slide in the park across the street
L-a-t-e-are that week
My sticky paws were in to making straws out of big fat slurpy treats
An incredible eight foot heap
Now the funny glare to pay a gleaming tare in a staring under heat
Involved an under usual feet
And I’m not only among but I invite who I want to come
So I missed a million miles of fun
I know it’s up for me
If you steal my sunshine
Making sure I’m not in too deep
If you steal my sunshine
Keeping versed and on my feet
I know it’s done for me
If you steal my sunshine
Not as some and hard to see
If you steal my sunshine
Keeping dumb and built to beat
If you steal my sunshine
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Witch Hunt
“The Song That Gets on Everybody’s Nerves” by Various
(Chorus)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerve
everybody’s nerve
yes, on everybody’s nerve
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerve
and this is how it goes.
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Kim Jong Un; North Korea
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“Say You’ll Be There” by Spice Girls
Say you’ll be there
I’m, giving you everything
All that joy can bring, this I swear
Last time, that we had this conversation
I decided we should be friends, hey
But now, we’re going ’round in circles
Tell me will this deja vu never end, oh
Now you tell me that you’ve fallen in love
Well I never ever thought that would be, eh
This time, you gotta take it easy
Throwing far too much emotions at me
But any fool can see they’re falling
I gotta make you understand
I’m, giving you everything
All that joy can bring, this I swear
I give you everything
And, all that I want from you
Is the promise you, will be there
Say you will be there, yeah
Oow, say you will be there
Won’t you sing it with me?
If you, put two and two together
You will see what our friendship is for, oh
If you, can’t work this equation
Then I guess I’ll have to show you the door
There is no need to say you love me
It would be better left unsaid
I’m (I’m)
Giving you everything (I give you everything)
All that joy can bring (all that joy can bring)
This I swear (yes I swear)
And (and)
All that I want from you (all I want from you)
Is the promise you (is the promise you)
Will be there
Yeah, I want you
Any fool can see they’re falling
I gotta make you understand
I’ll give you everything on this I swear
Just promise you’ll always be there
I’m, giving you everything (I’m giving you everything)
All that joy can bring (all that joy can bring)
This I swear (yes I swear)
And, all that I want from you (all that I want from you)
Is the promise you (want you to promise too)
Will be there (always be there)
I’m, giving you everything (I’m giving you everything)
All that joy can bring (all that joy can bring)
This I swear (yes I swear)
And, all that I want from you (all that I want from you)
Is the promise you (want you to promise too)
Will be there (always be there)
I’m, giving you everything (I’m giving you everything)
All that joy can bring (all that joy can bring)
This I swear (yes I swear)
And, all that I want from you (all that I want from you)
Is the promise you (want you to promise too)
Will be there (always be there)
Dark Side of Brian 