“Alternative” Lyrics 212

Topic: Republicans; Republican Party
“I Wanna Be A Producer” from The Producers

Unhappy, unhappy, very unhappy
Unhappy, unhappy
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very unhappy
Unhappy, unhappy
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very unhappy

I spend my life accounting
With figures and such, unhappy
To what is my life amounting?
It figures, not much, unhappy

I have a secret desire
Hiding deep in my soul
It sets my heart afire
To see me in this role

I wanna be a producer
With a hit show on Broadway
I wanna be a producer
Lunch at Sardi’s every day

I wanna be a producer
Sport a top hat and a cane
I wanna be a producer
And drive those chorus girls insane

I wanna be a producer
And sleep until half-past two
I wanna be a producer
And say, “You, you, you, not you”

I wanna be a producer
Wear a tux on opening nights
I wanna be a producer
And see my name, Leo Bloom, in lights

He wants to be a producer
Of a great big Broadway smash
He wants to be a producer
Every pocket stuffed with cash

He wants to be a producer
Pinch our cheeks ’til we cry ouch, eek, ooh, oh, ahh, yes
He wants to be a producer
With a great big casting couch

I wanna be, he wants to be
I wanna be, he wants to be
I wanna be the greatest, grandest
And most fabulous producer in the world

He wanna dine with the duchess and the duke
I just got to be a producer
Drink champagne until I puke
Drink champagne till he pukes

I wanna be a producer
Show the world just what I’ve got
I’m gonna put on shows that will enthrall ’em
Read my name in Winchell’s column

I wanna be a producer
‘Cause it’s everything I’m not

Unhappy, unhappy
I wanna be a producer
Very, very unhappy, unhappy
(Wait a minute, yeah minute, hold everything, hold everything)

Mr. Bialystock was right
There is a lot more to me than there is to me
Stop the world, I wanna get on

I’m gonna be a producer
He’s gonna be a producer
Look out Broadway ’cause here I come

“Alternative” Lyrics 211

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“We Can Do It” from The Producers

Don’t you see, Bloom, darling Bloom?
Glorious Bloom, it’s so simple
Step one, we find the worst play ever written
Step two, we hire the worst director in town
Step three, I raise two million dollars

Two? Yes, one for me, one for you
There’s a lot of little old ladies out there
Step four, we hire the worst actors in New York
And open on Broadway and before you can say, Step five
We close on Broadway, take our two million and go to Rio

Rio? Nah, that’d never work, oh, ye of little faith
What did Lewis say to Clark when everything looked bleak?
What did Sir Edmund say to Tenzing
As they struggled toward Everest’s peak?

What did Washington say to his troops
As they crossed the Delaware?
I’m sure you’re well aware, what’d they say?

We can do it, we can do it
We can do it, me and you
We can do it, we can do it
We can make our dreams come true

Everything you’ve ever wanted
Is just waiting to be had
Beautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls
Caressing you, undressing you and driving you mad

We can do it, we can do it
This is not the time to shirk
We can do it, you won’t rue it
Say goodbye to petty clerk

Hi, Producer, yes, Producer
I mean you, sir, go beserk
We can do it, we can do it
And I know it’s gonna work

Whatta ye say, Bloom? What do I say?
Finally a chance to be a Broadway producer
What do I say?

Finally a chance to make my dreams come true, sir
What do I say, what do I say?
Here’s what I say to you, sir

I can’t do it, I can’t do it
I can’t do it, that’s not me
I’m a loser, I’m a coward
I’m a chicken, don’t you see?

When it comes to wooing women
There’s a few things that I lack
Beautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls
Cashing me, embracing me, I’d have an attack

Why, you miserable, cowardly, wretched little caterpillar
Don’t you ever want to become a butterfly?
Don’t you want to spread your wings
And flap your way to glory?

We can do it, we can do it
We can grab that holy grail
We can do it, we can do it
Drink Champagne, not ginger ale
Come on, Leo, can’t you see oh

Mr. Bialystock, please stop the song
You’ve got me wrong, I’ll say, “So long”
I’m not as strong a person as you think
Mr. Bialystock, just take a look
I’m not a crook, I’m just a shnook
The bottom line is that I stink, I can’t do it

You see Rio, I see jail
We can do it, I can’t do it, we can do it
I cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot do it
‘Cause I know it’s gonna fail, we can do it
I know it cannot fail
(It’s gonna fail)

“Alternative” Lyrics 210

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“I Aim to Misbehave” by Survay Says!

I’m a masochistic optimist scared of everything I’m up against
And I can’t find solid ground with my head up in the clouds
Sometimes I don’t wanna be here but I’m looking for acceptance
Searching for some common sense in a bundle of contradictions

And when your life is spent coping with living can you really call that living at all?
And can you be sure that you have perspective while you’re shielding your eyes from it all?

So take me as I am
And you can take my hand while I talk about the long run while I can barely stand
And I’ll make the best laid plans because this is who I am
Just someone trying to make sense of what I don’t understand

I don’t understand

It’s like a stress test to have a normal conversation
Too much anger and frustration at the surface
And all that I am basing this is being subpar at relationships
And the toll that this is taking is obvious

And when you spend your life coping with living can you really call that living at all?
And can you make any progress with your back against the wall

I’m the sum of my experience, plus all the places that I’ve been
I hope that’s enough in the end
Divided by the pain I feel, plus all the love that makes this real
I hope that’s enough in the end
In the end

“Alternative” Lyrics 209

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
Quaternary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Kim Jong Un; North Korea
Quinary Topic: Resistance
“The Book I’m Not Reading” by Patty Larkin

The book I’m not reading is riveting
The book I’m not reading keeps me up at night
The book I’m not reading is better than TV
Giving me insight
The book I’m not reading is history
The book I’m not reading is by some paperback writer
The book I’m not reading is a mystery
Who done it don’t matter

Oh I need someone to read me stories
Oh someone to turn the page
Oh the endless quest for love and glory
Oh does not fade away with age

The book I’m not reading is ancient tome
The book I’m not reading was born yesterday
The book I’m not reading keeps me off the phone
With nothing to say
The book I’m not reading is the self-help kind
The book I’m not reading has a life jacket enclosed
The book I’m not reading is a friend of mine
God knows we need those

Oh I need someone to read me stories
Oh someone to turn the page
Oh the endless quest for love and glory
Oh does not fade away with age

The book I’m not reading’s on the internet
The book I’m not reading is a brand new movie
The book I’m not reading isn’t out yet
And it’s all new to me
The book I’m not reading isn’t written down
The book I’m not reading is an English translation
The book I’m not reading should be read aloud
And I’m getting impatient

Oh I need someone to read me stories
Oh someone to turn the page
Oh the endless quest for love and glory
Oh does not fade away with age

“Alternative” Lyrics 208

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“In the Year 2525” by Zager and Evans

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find

In the year 3535
Ain’t gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545
You ain’t gonna need your teeth, won’t need your eyes
You won’t find a thing to chew
Nobody’s gonna look at you

In the year 5555
Your arms hangin’ limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin’ to do
Some machine’s doin’ that for you

In the year 6565
You won’t need no husband, won’t need no wife
You’ll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube

In the year 7510
If God’s a-coming, He oughta make it by then
Maybe He’ll look around Himself and say
Guess it’s time for the judgment day

In the year 8510
God is gonna shake His mighty head
He’ll either say I’m pleased where man has been
Or tear it down, and start again

In the year 9595
I’m kinda wonderin’ if man is gonna be alive
He’s taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain’t put back nothing

Now it’s been ten thousand years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what, he never knew
Now man’s reign is through

But through eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe it’s only yesterday

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find

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