“Alternative” Lyrics 340

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Trump Family; Republicans; Republican Party
“Who Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar?” by Various

Accuser: Who stole/took the cookie/cookies from the cookie jar?
(name of a child in the circle) stole/took the cookie/cookies from the cookie jar.

Accused: Who, me?

Accuser/Group: Yes, you!/Yeah, you!

Accused: Not I!/Couldn’t be!/Not me!/Wasn’t me!

Accuser/Group: Then who?

https://youtu.be/dCI6KFuB3Tc

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“Alternative” Lyrics 339

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Kim Jong Un; North Korea
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“Creep” by Radiohead

When you were here before
Couldn’t look you in the eye
You’re just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
You’re so fuckin’ special

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here.

I don’t care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul

I want you to notice
When I’m not around
You’re so fuckin’ special
I wish I was special

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here.

She’s running out again,
She’s running out
She’s run run run run

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You’re so fuckin’ special
I wish I was special

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here.
I don’t belong here.

https://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk

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“Alternative” Lyrics 338

Topic: Michael Cohen; Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Robert Mueller; Donald J. Trump
Tertiary Topic: Resistance
“The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” by the Chipmunks and David Seville

[Intro: Dave, Alvin, Theodore, & Simon]
Alright you chipmunks, ready to sing your song?
I’d say we are
Yeah, let’s sing it now
Okay, Simon?
OK
Okay, Theodore?
OK
Okay Alvin? Alvin? Alvin?!
Okay!

[Verse: The Chipmunks, & Alvin]
Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We’ve been good, but we can’t last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Me, I want a hula-hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please, Christmas, don’t be late

[Interlude: Dave, Alvin, Theodore, & Simon]
Ok, fellas, get ready
That was very good, Simon
Naturally!
Very good, Theodore
Hahahaha
Uh Alvin, you were a little flat
Watch it, Alvin—Alvin? Alvin?!
Okay!

[Verse: The Chipmunks & Alvin]
Want a plane that loops the loop
I still want a hula-hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please, Christmas, don’t be late
We can hardly stand the wait
Please, Christmas, don’t be late

[Outro: Dave, Alvin, Theodore, & Simon]
Very good, boys
Let’s sing it again
Yeah, let’s sing it again
No, that’s enough, let’s not overdo it
What do you mean overdo it?
We want to sing it again
Now wait a minute, boys
Yeah, why can’t we sing it again?
Alvin, cut the c—Theodore, just a m—Simon, cut that out—boys

https://youtu.be/b3p7tZw6Mps

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“Alternative” Lyrics 337

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Witch Doctor” by David Seville

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor he told me what to do

He said that

Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

I told the witch doctor you didn’t love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn’t love me nice
And then the witch doctor he game me this advice

He said that
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

You’ve been keeping love from me just like you were a miser
And I’ll admit I wasn’t very smart
So I went out and found myself a guy that’s so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart

My friend the witch doctor he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor he taught me what to do
I know that you’ll be mine when I say this to you

Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

You’ve been keeping love from me just like you were a miser
And I’ll admit I wasn’t very smart
So I went out and found myself a guy that’s so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart

My friend the witch doctor he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor he taught me what to do
I know that you’ll be mine when I say this to you

Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang.
Come on, oo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

https://youtu.be/lnslb47YJcU

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“Alternative” Lyrics 336

Topic: Robert Mueller; Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Trump Family
“Hungry Like the Wolf” by Duran Duran

Dark in the city night is a wire
Steam in the subway earth is afire
(Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo)
Woman you want me give me a sign
And catch my breathing even closer behind
(Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo)

In touch with the ground
I’m on the hunt down after you
Smell like I sound I’m lost in a crowd
And I’m hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I’m on the hunt down after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I’m hungry like the wolf

Stalked in the forest too close to hide
I’ll be upon you by the moonlight side
(Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo)
High blood drumming on your skin it’s so tight
You feel my heat I’m just a moment behind
(Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo)

In touch with the ground
I’m on the huntdown after you
Scent and a sound
I’m lost and I’m found
And I’m hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line it’s discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I’m after you
Mouth is alive all running inside
And I’m hungry like the wolf

Hungry like the wolf
Hungry like the wolf
Hungry like the wolf

Burning the ground I break from the crowd
I’m on the huntdown after you
I smell like I sound
I’m lost and I’m found
And I’m hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line it’s discord and rhyme
I’m on the hunt down after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I’m hungry like the wolf

Burning the ground I break from the crowd
I’m on the huntdown after you
Scent and a sound
I’m lost and I’m found
And I’m hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line it’s discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I’m after you
Mouth is alive all running inside

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