
“Alternative” Lyrics 381
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Caress Me Down” by Sublime
Mucho gusto me llamo bradley I’m hornier than Ron Jeremy
And if you wanna get popped in your knee
Just wipe that look off your bati face
You hate me ’cause I got what you need
A pretty little daughter that we call mexi
If you wanna get beat physically, it will be over in a minute if ya
So she told me to come over and I took that trip
And then she pulled out my mushroom tip
And when it came out it went drip drip drip
I didn’t know she had that gi joe kung-fu grip
And it went uuh, and the girl carresed me down, uhh, and thats that loving sound
When I kiss mexi it makes me feel horny
Cause i’m the type of lover with the sensitivity
When she kiss my neck and tickle me fancy
She give me the right kind of love on Sunday morning
En otro lado es donde viví con mijita que se llama mexi
Y su hermana si me quiere
Y ahorita tenemos un bebé
Sus padres sus padres me trataron matar
But they did not get to far
Un poco después tuve que regresar
Con un chingo de dinero ’cause you know I’m a star
Yo fui a costa rica para tomar y sufear
Practicaba con la raza ’cause they know who we are
Sí no me dió cuenta than I bet you never will
You must be a muñeca if you’re still standing still
And it went uuh, and the girl carresed me down, uhh, and thats that loving sound
Me gusta mi reggae
Me gusta punk rock
Pero la cosa que me gusta más es panochita
Pon la nalga en el aire if you know who you are
Pon el nalga en el aire empieza gritar
No tenga miedo I’m your papí
Take your chones y los manden a mí
Levanta levanta tienes que gritar
Levanta levanta tienes que bailar
And it went uuh, and the girl carresed me down, uhh, and thats that loving sound
Jared Kushner
Jared Kushner has clearly identified himself as a national security threat to the United States of America during an interview he did with Axios. Everyone should contact their representatives in Congress to express their concerns with having him anywhere near the White House or having access to classified material. Below is the relevant segment of the interview along with the letter I am sending my congressman and senators. Feel free to use it as you see fit for writing to your representatives.
Dear Legislator:
On June 3, 2019, Jared Kushner did an interview with Axios. During this interview, he tried to downplay his involvement in the Russian interference in the United States election. In addition, he was explicitly asked if he would call the FBI if it were to happen again. Given his response was not an emphatical, “No,” he has proven himself a continued national security threat to the United Stated and should have his security clearance revoked immediately. Not only has he tried to assist a hostile foreign government to undermine our nation in the past, he would not say he would not do it again, which is grounds to have any level of security clearance revoked.

“Alternative” Lyrics 380
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
“You Got to Pick a Pocket or Two” from Oliver!
FAGIN
(spoken) You see, Oliver…
(sung) In this life, one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
I’m afraid these don’t grow on trees,
You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two
You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys,
You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two.
BOYS
Large amounts don’t grow on trees.
You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two.
FAGIN
(spoken) Let’s show Oliver how it’s done, shall we, my dears?
(sung) Why should we break our backs
Stupidly paying tax?
Better get some untaxed income
Better to pick-a-pocket or two.
You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two.
BOYS
Why should we all break our backs?
Better pick-a-pocket or two.
FAGIN
(spoken) Who says crime doesn’t pay?
(sung) Robin Hood, what a crook!
Gave away, what he took.
Charity’s fine, subscribe to mine.
Get out and pick-a-pocket or two
You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two.
BOYS
Robin Hood was far too good
He had to pick-a-pocket or two.
FAGIN
Take a tip from Bill Sikes
He can whip what he likes.
I recall, he started small
He had to pick-a-pocket or two.
You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two.
BOYS
We can be like old Bill Sikes
If we pick-a-pocket or two.
FAGIN
(spoken) Stop thief!
Dear old gent passing by
Something nice takes his eye
Everything’s clear, attack the rear
Get in and pick-a-pocket or two.
You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two.
BOYS
Have no fear, attack the rear
Get in and pick-a-pocket or two.
FAGIN
When I see someone rich,
Both my thumbs start to itch
Only to find some peace of mind
We have to pick-a-pocket or two.
You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two.
BOYS
Just to find some peace of mind
FAGIN AND BOYS
We have to pick-a-pocket or two!
Rum Tum Tum
FAGIN
(spoken) Just do everything you see Dodger and Charlie do.
Make ’em your models, my dear — especially Dodger —
He’s going to be right little… Bill Sikes! Tell me my dear,
you see my hankerchief? See if you can take it from me without
my noticing — like you saw the others do.
Rum-tum-tum,
Rum-tum-tum
Pom-pom-pom
Pom-pom-pom
Skiddle-eye-tye
Tee-rye-tye-tye
Tee-ruppa-tuppa-ruppa-tum-tum
You’ve got to pick a pocket or two! You’ve got to pick a pocket or two!
“Alternative” Lyrics 379
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Fly Over States” by Jason Aldean
A couple guys in first class on a flight
From new York to Los Angeles,
Kinda making small talk killing time,
Flirting with the flight attendants,
Thirty thousand feet above, could be Oklahoma,
Just a bunch of square cornfields and wheat farms,
Man it all looks the same,
Miles and miles of back roads and highways,
Connecting little towns with funny names,
Who’d want to live down there in the middle of nowhere,
They’ve never drove through Indiana,
Met the men who plowed that earth,
Planted that seed, busted his ass for you and me,
Or caught a harvest moon in Kansas,
They’d understand why God made those fly over states,
I bet that mile long Santa Fe freight train engineer’s seen it all
Just like that flatbed cowboy stacking US steel on a 3-day haul
Roads and rails under their feet
Yeah that sounds like a first class seat
On the plains of Oklahoma
Where they windshield sunset in your eyes
Like a watercolor painted sky
You’d think heaven’s doors have opened
You’ll understand why God made
Those fly over states
Take a ride across the badlands
Feel that freedom on your face
Breathe in all that open space
Meet a girl from Amarillo
You’ll understand why God made
Why you’d want to plant your stakes
In those fly over states
Have you ever been through Indiana
On the plains of Oklahoma,
Take a ride,