When I’m elected to office, my first proclamation will be to abolish daylight saving time! There will be no more fiddling with clocks twice a year!
Why you work hard
You work hard so politicians don’t have to! Too bad you don’t have a choice not to!
I might have just applied to join a cult
Have you made arrangements about where you want to live after the election? I have, and while it seems like it’s a cult, it can’t be any worse than what the US will be like after the election. If you want to join me in Asgardia, you can apply at the following link: http://asgardia.space/.
Contest Will Conclude in Less Than a Week
I want to remind everyone that I am concluding this contest will be concluded at the stroke of Midnight on September 21, 2016, the six year anniversary of me running this site. If you want to try and win the contest all guess entries must be submitted by the end of the day on September 20, 2016. Any entries submitted on or after September 21, 2016 will not be valid to win the contest. As soon as Midnight (CDT) hits on September 21, 2016, the contest will be over.
Dark Side of Brian 