When I was a boy of ten, I had a very best friend
Ed was kind, with good intent
But just a little different
Oh, special Ed
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he’s not so bright instead
He’s a little bit special
Just a little bit special
We’d play tag, and he’d get hurt
I’d play soldier, he’d eat dirt
I liked math, and the spelling bee
Ed liked talking to a tree
Oh, special Ed
Mama dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he’s a little bit special
Just a little bit special
I ran track, hung out in malls
Ed ran headfirst into walls
I had girls, and lots of clothes
Ed had names for all his toes
Oh, special Ed
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he’s a piece of bread
Cause he’s a little bit special
Just a little bit
One day while talking to special Ed
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me that’s when I knew
That special Ed just made me special too
Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me Ed is fine
Yeah he’s a fucking Einstein
Oh, special Ed (and me)
Now we’re not right in the head (you see)
Now we’re not so bright instead
We’re a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That fucker Ed made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit special
(First video is a live recording with some additional lyrics)
Topic: Donald J. Trump
“They’re Coming to Take Me Away” by Napoleon XIV
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I’d go beserk
Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I’ve gone
Completely out of my mind
And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa
They’re coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right?
You know you laughed
I heard you laugh, you laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I’m utterly mad
And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa
They’re coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa
I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They’ll find you yet and when they do
They’ll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt
And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa
They’re coming to take me away ha-haaa ho-ho hee-hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they’re coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa!
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Politicians; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Outraged Masses
“As Long As You Love Me” by Backstreet Boys
As long as you love
Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine
I’m leavin’ my life in your hands
People say I’m crazy and that I am blind
Risking it all in a glance
And how you got me blind is still a mystery
I can’t get you out of my head
Don’t care what is written in your history
As long as you’re here with me
I don’t care who you are
Where you’re from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are
Where you’re from
Don’t care what you did
As long as you love me
Every little thing that you have said and done
Feels like it’s deep within me
Doesn’t really matter if you’re on the run
It seems like we’re meant to be
I don’t care who you are (who you are)
Where you’re from (where you’re from)
What you did
As long as you love me (I don’t know)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you’re from (where you’re from)
Don’t care what you did
As long as you love me (yeah)
I’ve tried to hide it so that no one knows
But I guess it shows
When you look into my eyes
What you did and where you’re comin from
I don’t care, as long as you love me, baby
I don’t care who you are (who you are)
Where you’re from (where you’re from)
What you did
As long as you love me (as long as you love me)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you’re from (where you’re from)
Don’t care what you did (yeah)
As long as you love me (as long as you love me)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you’re from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are (who you are)
Where you’re from (where you’re from)
As long as you love me
Who you are
As long as you love me
What you did (I don’t care)
As long as you love me
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Outraged Masses; Resistance
“Savages” (Part 1 & 2) by David Ogden Stiers, Jim Cummings, Judy Kuhn, and Chorus from Pocahontas
[Ratcliffe]
What can you expect
From filthy little heathens?
Here’s what you get when the races are diverse
Their skin’s a hellish red
They’re only good when dead
They’re vermin, as I said
And worse
[English Settlers]
They’re savages! Savages!
[Ratcliffe]
Barely even human
[English Settlers]
Savages! Savages!
[Ratcliffe]
Drive them from our shore!
They’re not like you and me
Which means they must be evil
We must sound the drums of war!
[English Settlers]
They’re savages! Savages!
Dirty shrieking devils!
Now we sound the drums of war!
[Powhatan]
This is what we feared
The paleface is a demon
The only thing they feel at all is greed
[Kekata]
Beneath that milky hide
There’s emptiness inside
[Native Americans]
I wonder if they even bleed
They’re savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Savages! Savages!
[Powhatan]
Killers at the core
[Kekata]
They’re different from us
Which means they can’t be trusted
[Powhatan]
We must sound the drums of war
[Native Americans]
They’re savages! Savages!
First we deal with this one
[All]
Then we sound the drums of war
[English Settlers]
Savages! Savages!
[Ben]
Let’s go kill a few, men!
[Native Americans]
Savages! Savages!
[Ratcliffe]
Now it’s up to you, men!
[All]
Savages! Savages!
Barely even human!
Now we sound the drums of war!
[Ratcliffe]
This will be the day …
(Let’s go men!)
[Powhatan]
This will be the morning …
(Bring out the prisoner)
[English Settlers and Native Americans]
We will see them dying in the dust
[Pocahontas]
I don’t know what I can do
Still, I know I’ve got to try
[English Settlers]
Now we make ’em pay
[Pocahontas]
Eagle, help my feet to fly
[Native Americans]
Now without a warning …
[Pocahontas]
Mountain, help my heart be great
[English Settlers and Native Americans]
Now we leave ’em blood and bone and rust
[Pocahontas]
Spirits of the earth and sky …
[English Settlers and Native Americans]
It’s them or us
[Pocahontas]
Please don’t let it be to late …
[English Settlers and Native Americans]
They’re just a bunch of
Filthy, stinking
[English Settlers]
Savages!
[Native Americans]
Savages!
[English Settlers]
Demons!
[Native Americans]
Devils!
[Ratcliffe]
Kill them!
[Native Americans]
Savages!
[English Settlers]
Savages!
[Ratcliffe]
What are we waiting for?
[All]
Destroy their evil race
Until there’s not a trace left
[Pocahontas]
How loud are the drums of war
[English Settlers and Native Americans]
We will sound the drums of war
(Savages! Savages!)
Now, we sound the drums of war
(Savages! Savages!)
[Ratcliffe]
Now we see what comes
Of trying to be chums
[Native Americans]
Now we sound the drums … of … war!
[English Settlers]
Of course it means the drums … of … war!
[Pocahontas]
Is the death of all I love
Carried in the drumming of war?
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