Topic: Donald J. Trump; Stephanie Gregory Clifford/Stormy Daniels; Dawn Vanguard/Alana Evans; Patrick Meehan; Tim Murphy; Trent Franks; Al Franken; John Conyers; Republicans; Politicians; Et Alii
Auxiliary Topic: Kellyanne Conway; Sarah Huckabee Sanders
“Findin’ A Good Man” by Danielle Peck

Here’s to findin’ a good man

We got a bucket of Corona
Enough stories to last all night
About the trials and tribulations
Of findin’ Mr. Right
Of findin’ a good man

Here’s to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
To the Momma’s boys who can’t make a stand
Here’s to the superficial players
The “I love ya” too-soon-sayers
If you hear me girls, raise your hand
Let’s have a toast
Here’s to findin’ a good man

Blind dates an’ horror stories
Pushy gals and fast movers
Let’s dedicate this girl’s night out
To big-talkers; bad losers
It’s so hard findin’ a good man

Here’s to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
To the Momma’s boys who can’t make a stand
Here’s to the superficial players
The “I love ya” too-soon-sayers
If you hear me girls, raise your hand
Let’s have a toast
Here’s to findin’ a good man

Julie, I know you want perfection
Angie, you want a listener
Lisa, your list is gettin’ long
And girls, you know me
I just want a good kisser

Here’s to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
To the Momma’s boys who can’t make a stand
Here’s to the superficial players
The “I love ya” too-soon-sayers
If you hear me girls, raise your hand
Let’s have a toast
Let’s have a toast
Here’s to findin’ a good man

Here’s to findin’ a good man
Here’s to findin’ a good man